Big Johnson Lyrics
| Song | Big Johnson |
| Artist | Sir Mix-A-Lot |
| Album | Daddy's Home |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Sir Mix A Lot | |
| Oh!, y'all been tellin some lies 'bout your penile region [laughing] [Female voice:] | |
| Fuck me up here [mixed] | |
| That's what | |
| I heard from your girl, boy [Break: Female voice] | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson [x4] [Verse 1] | |
| Big momma please don't give me drama 'bout my love hummer | |
| If you ain't pleased, then tell me what | |
| I need If you lie, | |
| I'll play the naive guy | |
| Tell me ten strong, you got a closer look | |
| I know I ain't ten long, but that's okay | |
| You call me | |
| Big Daddy anyway | |
| And make me feel good 'bout my medium wood | |
| She got her eyes closed, rockin me well | |
| Tryin hard to get a nut, while she callin me | |
| Denzel But oh well, get it | |
| Halle Berry, get it | |
| Halle Berry, get it | |
| Two can play the games in a fantasy thing | |
| And only five percent of men got nine and up | |
| But eighty-five percent say they can't fit a cup, now what up? | |
| Somebody gotta be lyin, cause | |
| I am Claimin bout twelve on the hit-me scale | |
| But the truth is the six to eight range, you hang | |
| Just like the average | |
| Joe Plain, fool [Chorus: Female voice (Sir Mix-A-Lot)] | |
| Bring black, bring white (uh huh) | |
| Bring length (yeah), tonight (uh) | |
| If not, bye bye | |
| We like, we like a great big | |
| Johnson (What you like?) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson (What you like?) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson (Ladies, what you like?) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson (What you like?) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson [Verse 2] | |
| Now every entertainer claims hung but not wanted | |
| Mister Being-less-than-a-female's-best | |
| But have you seen a | |
| John Holmes movie? | |
| Got the double digit wide with a pack of porno groupies! | |
| Well my girl did, she stayed glued to dude | |
| He swingin fourteen inches and the remote she clenches | |
| But she's my | |
| Misses but she's his tonight | |
| And did I tell you | |
| John Holmes was white? | |
| Uh oh, we can't let the urban legends die | |
| Cause I be | |
| Mandingo and he be the gringo | |
| It ain't supposed to go like this, it was goin well | |
| Eight was swell, but fourteen brings hell | |
| But I can't compete with this feat, so must | |
| I eat the ultimate burger, | |
| I clicked on a cursor | |
| Triple W dot | |
| Ginseng dot com | |
| Tryna drop bombs, lay it down and hit in like | |
| John [Chorus: Female voice (Sir Mix-A-Lot)] | |
| Bring black, bring white (uh) | |
| Bring length, tonight [laughing] | |
| If not, bye bye | |
| We like, we like a great big | |
| Johnson (What they like?) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson (Ha, what you like?) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson (What you like?) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson (Well say that then) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson [Verse 3] | |
| You can blame it on the | |
| Internet, its too much access | |
| To big studs lookin for quick love and hugs | |
| They used to only have magazines with a three inch punk in a centerfold | |
| His pee-pee's cold | |
| But oh no my ego shrunk, when they got hunks | |
| Big J Peg, beef strapped to his leg | |
| No strings attached to the ride | |
| Plus they only touch with they feminine side, so why try | |
| But I bought tools from the tools store | |
| I heard the revolutions per minute, can make up for dippin in it | |
| Ain't no shame in my game, you could make to claim | |
| You say your layin the pipe, but pay attention to your wife | |
| Lover man .. | |
| Come home from work and | |
| John Holmes be sittin up in your thing about fourteen inches deep | |
| And you standin in the doorway lookin at three and a half [laughing] [Chorus: Female voice (Sir Mix-A-Lot)] | |
| Bring black, bring white (bring white?) | |
| Bring length (huh?), tonight (say what?) | |
| If not (yeah), bye bye | |
| We like, we like a great big | |
| Johnson (C'mon) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson (C'mon) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson (C'mon, chicks) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson (C'mon, chicks) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson (What you like?) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson (What you like?) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson (Ladies, what you like?) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson (C'mon) | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson [Female voice:] | |
| Big fuckin cock [laughing] [Sir Mix-A-Lot:] | |
| Damn girl, you meant that shit |
| zuo ci : Sir Mix A Lot | |
| Oh!, y' all been tellin some lies ' bout your penile region laughing Female voice: | |
| Fuck me up here mixed | |
| That' s what | |
| I heard from your girl, boy Break: Female voice | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson x4 Verse 1 | |
| Big momma please don' t give me drama ' bout my love hummer | |
| If you ain' t pleased, then tell me what | |
| I need If you lie, | |
| I' ll play the naive guy | |
| Tell me ten strong, you got a closer look | |
| I know I ain' t ten long, but that' s okay | |
| You call me | |
| Big Daddy anyway | |
| And make me feel good ' bout my medium wood | |
| She got her eyes closed, rockin me well | |
| Tryin hard to get a nut, while she callin me | |
| Denzel But oh well, get it | |
| Halle Berry, get it | |
| Halle Berry, get it | |
| Two can play the games in a fantasy thing | |
| And only five percent of men got nine and up | |
| But eightyfive percent say they can' t fit a cup, now what up? | |
| Somebody gotta be lyin, cause | |
| I am Claimin bout twelve on the hitme scale | |
| But the truth is the six to eight range, you hang | |
| Just like the average | |
| Joe Plain, fool Chorus: Female voice Sir MixALot | |
| Bring black, bring white uh huh | |
| Bring length yeah, tonight uh | |
| If not, bye bye | |
| We like, we like a great big | |
| Johnson What you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson What you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Ladies, what you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson What you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Verse 2 | |
| Now every entertainer claims hung but not wanted | |
| Mister Beinglessthanafemale' sbest | |
| But have you seen a | |
| John Holmes movie? | |
| Got the double digit wide with a pack of porno groupies! | |
| Well my girl did, she stayed glued to dude | |
| He swingin fourteen inches and the remote she clenches | |
| But she' s my | |
| Misses but she' s his tonight | |
| And did I tell you | |
| John Holmes was white? | |
| Uh oh, we can' t let the urban legends die | |
| Cause I be | |
| Mandingo and he be the gringo | |
| It ain' t supposed to go like this, it was goin well | |
| Eight was swell, but fourteen brings hell | |
| But I can' t compete with this feat, so must | |
| I eat the ultimate burger, | |
| I clicked on a cursor | |
| Triple W dot | |
| Ginseng dot com | |
| Tryna drop bombs, lay it down and hit in like | |
| John Chorus: Female voice Sir MixALot | |
| Bring black, bring white uh | |
| Bring length, tonight laughing | |
| If not, bye bye | |
| We like, we like a great big | |
| Johnson What they like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Ha, what you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson What you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Well say that then | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Verse 3 | |
| You can blame it on the | |
| Internet, its too much access | |
| To big studs lookin for quick love and hugs | |
| They used to only have magazines with a three inch punk in a centerfold | |
| His peepee' s cold | |
| But oh no my ego shrunk, when they got hunks | |
| Big J Peg, beef strapped to his leg | |
| No strings attached to the ride | |
| Plus they only touch with they feminine side, so why try | |
| But I bought tools from the tools store | |
| I heard the revolutions per minute, can make up for dippin in it | |
| Ain' t no shame in my game, you could make to claim | |
| You say your layin the pipe, but pay attention to your wife | |
| Lover man .. | |
| Come home from work and | |
| John Holmes be sittin up in your thing about fourteen inches deep | |
| And you standin in the doorway lookin at three and a half laughing Chorus: Female voice Sir MixALot | |
| Bring black, bring white bring white? | |
| Bring length huh?, tonight say what? | |
| If not yeah, bye bye | |
| We like, we like a great big | |
| Johnson C' mon | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson C' mon | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson C' mon, chicks | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson C' mon, chicks | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson What you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson What you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Ladies, what you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson C' mon | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Female voice: | |
| Big fuckin cock laughing Sir MixALot: | |
| Damn girl, you meant that shit |
| zuò cí : Sir Mix A Lot | |
| Oh!, y' all been tellin some lies ' bout your penile region laughing Female voice: | |
| Fuck me up here mixed | |
| That' s what | |
| I heard from your girl, boy Break: Female voice | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson x4 Verse 1 | |
| Big momma please don' t give me drama ' bout my love hummer | |
| If you ain' t pleased, then tell me what | |
| I need If you lie, | |
| I' ll play the naive guy | |
| Tell me ten strong, you got a closer look | |
| I know I ain' t ten long, but that' s okay | |
| You call me | |
| Big Daddy anyway | |
| And make me feel good ' bout my medium wood | |
| She got her eyes closed, rockin me well | |
| Tryin hard to get a nut, while she callin me | |
| Denzel But oh well, get it | |
| Halle Berry, get it | |
| Halle Berry, get it | |
| Two can play the games in a fantasy thing | |
| And only five percent of men got nine and up | |
| But eightyfive percent say they can' t fit a cup, now what up? | |
| Somebody gotta be lyin, cause | |
| I am Claimin bout twelve on the hitme scale | |
| But the truth is the six to eight range, you hang | |
| Just like the average | |
| Joe Plain, fool Chorus: Female voice Sir MixALot | |
| Bring black, bring white uh huh | |
| Bring length yeah, tonight uh | |
| If not, bye bye | |
| We like, we like a great big | |
| Johnson What you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson What you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Ladies, what you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson What you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Verse 2 | |
| Now every entertainer claims hung but not wanted | |
| Mister Beinglessthanafemale' sbest | |
| But have you seen a | |
| John Holmes movie? | |
| Got the double digit wide with a pack of porno groupies! | |
| Well my girl did, she stayed glued to dude | |
| He swingin fourteen inches and the remote she clenches | |
| But she' s my | |
| Misses but she' s his tonight | |
| And did I tell you | |
| John Holmes was white? | |
| Uh oh, we can' t let the urban legends die | |
| Cause I be | |
| Mandingo and he be the gringo | |
| It ain' t supposed to go like this, it was goin well | |
| Eight was swell, but fourteen brings hell | |
| But I can' t compete with this feat, so must | |
| I eat the ultimate burger, | |
| I clicked on a cursor | |
| Triple W dot | |
| Ginseng dot com | |
| Tryna drop bombs, lay it down and hit in like | |
| John Chorus: Female voice Sir MixALot | |
| Bring black, bring white uh | |
| Bring length, tonight laughing | |
| If not, bye bye | |
| We like, we like a great big | |
| Johnson What they like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Ha, what you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson What you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Well say that then | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Verse 3 | |
| You can blame it on the | |
| Internet, its too much access | |
| To big studs lookin for quick love and hugs | |
| They used to only have magazines with a three inch punk in a centerfold | |
| His peepee' s cold | |
| But oh no my ego shrunk, when they got hunks | |
| Big J Peg, beef strapped to his leg | |
| No strings attached to the ride | |
| Plus they only touch with they feminine side, so why try | |
| But I bought tools from the tools store | |
| I heard the revolutions per minute, can make up for dippin in it | |
| Ain' t no shame in my game, you could make to claim | |
| You say your layin the pipe, but pay attention to your wife | |
| Lover man .. | |
| Come home from work and | |
| John Holmes be sittin up in your thing about fourteen inches deep | |
| And you standin in the doorway lookin at three and a half laughing Chorus: Female voice Sir MixALot | |
| Bring black, bring white bring white? | |
| Bring length huh?, tonight say what? | |
| If not yeah, bye bye | |
| We like, we like a great big | |
| Johnson C' mon | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson C' mon | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson C' mon, chicks | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson C' mon, chicks | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson What you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson What you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Ladies, what you like? | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson C' mon | |
| We like a great big | |
| Johnson Female voice: | |
| Big fuckin cock laughing Sir MixALot: | |
| Damn girl, you meant that shit |
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