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I brush my teeth |
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and look in the mirror |
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And laugh out loud |
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as I'm beaming from ear to ear |
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I'd rather pick flowers |
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instead of fight |
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And rather than flaunt my style |
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I'd flash you a smile |
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Of clean pearly whites |
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I've been to the dentist |
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A thousand times, so I know the drill |
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I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair |
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but somehow I still get the chills |
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Have a seat |
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He says pleasantly |
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As he shakes my hand |
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And practically laughs at me |
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Open up nice and wide |
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He says, peering in |
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And with a smirk he says, |
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"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit" |
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As he tries not to grin |
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When hygienists leave on long vacations |
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That's when dentists scream and lose their patience |
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Talking only brings the toothaches on |
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Because I say the stupidest things |
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So if my resolve goes south |
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I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin |
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And shut my mouth |
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Golf and alcohol don't mix |
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And that's why I don't drink and drive |
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Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth |
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And hafta kiss my smile goodbye |
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I've been to the dentist |
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A thousand times, so I know the drill |
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I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair |
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but somehow I still get the chills |
