First World Problem Lyrics

Song	First World Problem
Artist	MC Frontalot
Album	Favoritism
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	Nerd rap infests your internet. You left a trap, but it's empty.
	MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn't tempting,
	ending up uncaged and at large
	to talk smack at you through the networking appliance that's in charge
	of every drip of your attention.
	Yo, when mine goes out I've got to log in just to mention
	my disappointment at the interruption of convenience.
	I mean just: a lot left, but none up in between this
	couple of minutes here and a couple of minutes later.
	It's an outrage, at the price I paid. These dictators
	of my leisure rule with an iron fist.
	Has anybody ever been so put upon as this?
	Your GPS run out of battery (first world problem)
	Got to wake up Saturday (first world problem)
	You just delayed a honeymoon (first world problem)
	Pledge season's coming soon (first world problem)
	Half your friend list is spam accounts (first world problem)
	And your center channel speaker's out (first world problem)
	Muffy, my hair regrowth cream is mostly ineffective
	and I'm struggling to keep this in perspective,
	but I feel like a massive injustice occurred.
	Says "regrows hair" on the tube (in the words)
	in a third — or maybe a quarter — of all users.
	I must have got swindled. Is it a fault? Of whose is?
	Oooh, Muffy, Muffy, I had all the servants tortured.
	Did you keep them on retainer? Do you got some more on order?
	'Cause I can't comb my hair on my own no more.
	I got accustomed to the lifestyle, sniffed upon the spore
	and it molded up my innards, made the blood turn blue.
	Muffy, Muffy, there's a revolution; what we're gonna do?
	Misplaced the Ambien (first world problem)
	Left a participle dangling (first world problem)
	You're scheduling your root canal (first world problem)
	Your grad schooling had no rationale (first world problem)
	You didn't like your appetizer (first world problem)
	Your yacht got capsized (a first world problem)
	Now while our capitalism is in a minor kerfuffle,
	you have to hustle. Before the fates come, reshuffle.
	Rustle up another couple grievances and air 'em.
	You can laugh about it later (maybe needed while despairing).
	For the moment though, you ordered half caf, didn't get it;
	there was no TV set when you jetted; internet resetted
	itself just as I was in the middle
	of tournament play, and so I suffered from transmittal
	interruption. Completely ruined my day.
	MC Frontalot's a jackass, that's all I'm trying to say.
	People buy CDs in these days of disaster,
	so poor me: I have to be a professional rapper.
	No bubbles in the soda cup (first world problem)
	App crashed when you loaded up (first world problem)
	Phone's OS is outta date (first world problem)
	Colors won't calibrate (first world problem)
	They never stock the snack you want (first world problem)
	Caught herpes from a celebutante (first world problem)
	Got wallhacked in PVP (first world problem)
	Oh no, HD-DVD (first world problem)
	Pixels aren't perfect square (first world problem)
	Your favorite rapper isn't debonair (first world problem)
	You own too many underwear (first world problem)
	And you're not much of a millionaire (first world problem)

	Nerd rap infests your internet. You left a trap, but it' s empty.
	MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn' t tempting,
	ending up uncaged and at large
	to talk smack at you through the networking appliance that' s in charge
	of every drip of your attention.
	Yo, when mine goes out I' ve got to log in just to mention
	my disappointment at the interruption of convenience.
	I mean just: a lot left, but none up in between this
	couple of minutes here and a couple of minutes later.
	It' s an outrage, at the price I paid. These dictators
	of my leisure rule with an iron fist.
	Has anybody ever been so put upon as this?
	Your GPS run out of battery first world problem
	Got to wake up Saturday first world problem
	You just delayed a honeymoon first world problem
	Pledge season' s coming soon first world problem
	Half your friend list is spam accounts first world problem
	And your center channel speaker' s out first world problem
	Muffy, my hair regrowth cream is mostly ineffective
	and I' m struggling to keep this in perspective,
	but I feel like a massive injustice occurred.
	Says " regrows hair" on the tube in the words
	in a third or maybe a quarter of all users.
	I must have got swindled. Is it a fault? Of whose is?
	Oooh, Muffy, Muffy, I had all the servants tortured.
	Did you keep them on retainer? Do you got some more on order?
	' Cause I can' t comb my hair on my own no more.
	I got accustomed to the lifestyle, sniffed upon the spore
	and it molded up my innards, made the blood turn blue.
	Muffy, Muffy, there' s a revolution what we' re gonna do?
	Misplaced the Ambien first world problem
	Left a participle dangling first world problem
	You' re scheduling your root canal first world problem
	Your grad schooling had no rationale first world problem
	You didn' t like your appetizer first world problem
	Your yacht got capsized a first world problem
	Now while our capitalism is in a minor kerfuffle,
	you have to hustle. Before the fates come, reshuffle.
	Rustle up another couple grievances and air ' em.
	You can laugh about it later maybe needed while despairing.
	For the moment though, you ordered half caf, didn' t get it
	there was no TV set when you jetted internet resetted
	itself just as I was in the middle
	of tournament play, and so I suffered from transmittal
	interruption. Completely ruined my day.
	MC Frontalot' s a jackass, that' s all I' m trying to say.
	People buy CDs in these days of disaster,
	so poor me: I have to be a professional rapper.
	No bubbles in the soda cup first world problem
	App crashed when you loaded up first world problem
	Phone' s OS is outta date first world problem
	Colors won' t calibrate first world problem
	They never stock the snack you want first world problem
	Caught herpes from a celebutante first world problem
	Got wallhacked in PVP first world problem
	Oh no, HDDVD first world problem
	Pixels aren' t perfect square first world problem
	Your favorite rapper isn' t debonair first world problem
	You own too many underwear first world problem
	And you' re not much of a millionaire first world problem

	Nerd rap infests your internet. You left a trap, but it' s empty.
	MC Frontalot took a gape but the bait wasn' t tempting,
	ending up uncaged and at large
	to talk smack at you through the networking appliance that' s in charge
	of every drip of your attention.
	Yo, when mine goes out I' ve got to log in just to mention
	my disappointment at the interruption of convenience.
	I mean just: a lot left, but none up in between this
	couple of minutes here and a couple of minutes later.
	It' s an outrage, at the price I paid. These dictators
	of my leisure rule with an iron fist.
	Has anybody ever been so put upon as this?
	Your GPS run out of battery first world problem
	Got to wake up Saturday first world problem
	You just delayed a honeymoon first world problem
	Pledge season' s coming soon first world problem
	Half your friend list is spam accounts first world problem
	And your center channel speaker' s out first world problem
	Muffy, my hair regrowth cream is mostly ineffective
	and I' m struggling to keep this in perspective,
	but I feel like a massive injustice occurred.
	Says " regrows hair" on the tube in the words
	in a third or maybe a quarter of all users.
	I must have got swindled. Is it a fault? Of whose is?
	Oooh, Muffy, Muffy, I had all the servants tortured.
	Did you keep them on retainer? Do you got some more on order?
	' Cause I can' t comb my hair on my own no more.
	I got accustomed to the lifestyle, sniffed upon the spore
	and it molded up my innards, made the blood turn blue.
	Muffy, Muffy, there' s a revolution what we' re gonna do?
	Misplaced the Ambien first world problem
	Left a participle dangling first world problem
	You' re scheduling your root canal first world problem
	Your grad schooling had no rationale first world problem
	You didn' t like your appetizer first world problem
	Your yacht got capsized a first world problem
	Now while our capitalism is in a minor kerfuffle,
	you have to hustle. Before the fates come, reshuffle.
	Rustle up another couple grievances and air ' em.
	You can laugh about it later maybe needed while despairing.
	For the moment though, you ordered half caf, didn' t get it
	there was no TV set when you jetted internet resetted
	itself just as I was in the middle
	of tournament play, and so I suffered from transmittal
	interruption. Completely ruined my day.
	MC Frontalot' s a jackass, that' s all I' m trying to say.
	People buy CDs in these days of disaster,
	so poor me: I have to be a professional rapper.
	No bubbles in the soda cup first world problem
	App crashed when you loaded up first world problem
	Phone' s OS is outta date first world problem
	Colors won' t calibrate first world problem
	They never stock the snack you want first world problem
	Caught herpes from a celebutante first world problem
	Got wallhacked in PVP first world problem
	Oh no, HDDVD first world problem
	Pixels aren' t perfect square first world problem
	Your favorite rapper isn' t debonair first world problem
	You own too many underwear first world problem
	And you' re not much of a millionaire first world problem

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