| Song | Bishonen |
| Artist | Momus |
| Album | Tender Pervert |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Momus | |
| I was born in the town of Paisley in early 1960 | |
| And placed in the care of an old eternal bachelor | |
| A strict disciplinarian, a passionate antiquarian | |
| His collection of myths and legends was spectacular | |
| As a younger man he'd been to see Japan | |
| Where a master in a white kimono taught him | |
| In a shining moment the myth of the bishonen | |
| The youthful hero doomed to fall like blossom | |
| And how could I forgive the ugly fugitive | |
| Who brought me up according to a fantasy? | |
| For when the old man stared at me | |
| He drowned in evil beauty | |
| Thinking of the early death in store for me | |
| He taught me to be good with words, he bought me ceremonial swords | |
| And in this way came grace and expertise | |
| The words were to cut down and to kill the muscle-bound | |
| The swords to fell my intellectual enemies | |
| And women should be hated but first impersonated | |
| Charm, he said, is essential to misogyny | |
| He taught me how to woo the girls in order to outdo the girls | |
| And the fun would come when I'd got them to love me | |
| And how could I resist the old misogynist | |
| Who brought me up according to a fantasy? | |
| My softness and fragility | |
| My feminine grace and delicacy | |
| Made death himself afraid for me | |
| And so in time I grew to be blond and beautiful | |
| Pale and frail, with many male admirers | |
| I was promised by my father a retainer for a partner | |
| So loyal that nothing could divide us | |
| Shocked by my suggestion that I'd rather have a woman | |
| My stepfather replied I had no choice | |
| This man would cut his entrails open protecting his bishonen | |
| He informed me in a solemn, trembling voice | |
| How could I disobey that surreptitious gay | |
| Who brought me up according to a fantasy? | |
| For when the old man stared at me | |
| He drowned in evil beauty | |
| Thinking of the early death in store for me | |
| So me and my retainer encountered many dangers | |
| On travels through the North and through the South | |
| We ripped open the bellies of many famous bullies | |
| And our reputation spread by word of mouth | |
| In the mountains of Morocco we stopped and shared a bottle | |
| With a blind old man with a bearded, bandaged face | |
| And though the sun had sunk and the man was very drunk | |
| He seemed to speak with my stepfather's voice | |
| Saying "How could you forget the aging martinet | |
| Who brought you up according to a fantasy? | |
| Your softness and fragility | |
| Your feminine grace and delicacy | |
| Will be the death of me" | |
| Surprised at 28 to find myself so late | |
| Changing from a boy into a man | |
| I'm starting to feel guilty that nobody has killed me | |
| Early as my stepfather had planned | |
| I've found myself a girl and stopped roaming the world | |
| My retainer's gone to be a mercenary | |
| Now I work in a merchant bank, I'm well-liked by the senior ranks | |
| Though behind my back the juniors call me fairy | |
| And how can I placate the ugly reprobate | |
| Who brought me up according to a fantasy? | |
| For when the old man stared at me | |
| He drowned in evil beauty | |
| Thinking of the early death in store for me | |
| I stay awake some nights when my wife turns off the lights | |
| And starts breathing regularly next to me | |
| And I think of fallen petals and bodies pierced by metal | |
| And how I'll never now fulfill my destiny | |
| Father spare my shame, let me pass my name | |
| To a boy with greater beauty and more bravery | |
| For if I have a son I'm going to raise him to die young | |
| And lay him in the grave that you prepared for me |
| zuo ci : Momus | |
| I was born in the town of Paisley in early 1960 | |
| And placed in the care of an old eternal bachelor | |
| A strict disciplinarian, a passionate antiquarian | |
| His collection of myths and legends was spectacular | |
| As a younger man he' d been to see Japan | |
| Where a master in a white kimono taught him | |
| In a shining moment the myth of the bishonen | |
| The youthful hero doomed to fall like blossom | |
| And how could I forgive the ugly fugitive | |
| Who brought me up according to a fantasy? | |
| For when the old man stared at me | |
| He drowned in evil beauty | |
| Thinking of the early death in store for me | |
| He taught me to be good with words, he bought me ceremonial swords | |
| And in this way came grace and expertise | |
| The words were to cut down and to kill the musclebound | |
| The swords to fell my intellectual enemies | |
| And women should be hated but first impersonated | |
| Charm, he said, is essential to misogyny | |
| He taught me how to woo the girls in order to outdo the girls | |
| And the fun would come when I' d got them to love me | |
| And how could I resist the old misogynist | |
| Who brought me up according to a fantasy? | |
| My softness and fragility | |
| My feminine grace and delicacy | |
| Made death himself afraid for me | |
| And so in time I grew to be blond and beautiful | |
| Pale and frail, with many male admirers | |
| I was promised by my father a retainer for a partner | |
| So loyal that nothing could divide us | |
| Shocked by my suggestion that I' d rather have a woman | |
| My stepfather replied I had no choice | |
| This man would cut his entrails open protecting his bishonen | |
| He informed me in a solemn, trembling voice | |
| How could I disobey that surreptitious gay | |
| Who brought me up according to a fantasy? | |
| For when the old man stared at me | |
| He drowned in evil beauty | |
| Thinking of the early death in store for me | |
| So me and my retainer encountered many dangers | |
| On travels through the North and through the South | |
| We ripped open the bellies of many famous bullies | |
| And our reputation spread by word of mouth | |
| In the mountains of Morocco we stopped and shared a bottle | |
| With a blind old man with a bearded, bandaged face | |
| And though the sun had sunk and the man was very drunk | |
| He seemed to speak with my stepfather' s voice | |
| Saying " How could you forget the aging martinet | |
| Who brought you up according to a fantasy? | |
| Your softness and fragility | |
| Your feminine grace and delicacy | |
| Will be the death of me" | |
| Surprised at 28 to find myself so late | |
| Changing from a boy into a man | |
| I' m starting to feel guilty that nobody has killed me | |
| Early as my stepfather had planned | |
| I' ve found myself a girl and stopped roaming the world | |
| My retainer' s gone to be a mercenary | |
| Now I work in a merchant bank, I' m wellliked by the senior ranks | |
| Though behind my back the juniors call me fairy | |
| And how can I placate the ugly reprobate | |
| Who brought me up according to a fantasy? | |
| For when the old man stared at me | |
| He drowned in evil beauty | |
| Thinking of the early death in store for me | |
| I stay awake some nights when my wife turns off the lights | |
| And starts breathing regularly next to me | |
| And I think of fallen petals and bodies pierced by metal | |
| And how I' ll never now fulfill my destiny | |
| Father spare my shame, let me pass my name | |
| To a boy with greater beauty and more bravery | |
| For if I have a son I' m going to raise him to die young | |
| And lay him in the grave that you prepared for me |
| zuò cí : Momus | |
| I was born in the town of Paisley in early 1960 | |
| And placed in the care of an old eternal bachelor | |
| A strict disciplinarian, a passionate antiquarian | |
| His collection of myths and legends was spectacular | |
| As a younger man he' d been to see Japan | |
| Where a master in a white kimono taught him | |
| In a shining moment the myth of the bishonen | |
| The youthful hero doomed to fall like blossom | |
| And how could I forgive the ugly fugitive | |
| Who brought me up according to a fantasy? | |
| For when the old man stared at me | |
| He drowned in evil beauty | |
| Thinking of the early death in store for me | |
| He taught me to be good with words, he bought me ceremonial swords | |
| And in this way came grace and expertise | |
| The words were to cut down and to kill the musclebound | |
| The swords to fell my intellectual enemies | |
| And women should be hated but first impersonated | |
| Charm, he said, is essential to misogyny | |
| He taught me how to woo the girls in order to outdo the girls | |
| And the fun would come when I' d got them to love me | |
| And how could I resist the old misogynist | |
| Who brought me up according to a fantasy? | |
| My softness and fragility | |
| My feminine grace and delicacy | |
| Made death himself afraid for me | |
| And so in time I grew to be blond and beautiful | |
| Pale and frail, with many male admirers | |
| I was promised by my father a retainer for a partner | |
| So loyal that nothing could divide us | |
| Shocked by my suggestion that I' d rather have a woman | |
| My stepfather replied I had no choice | |
| This man would cut his entrails open protecting his bishonen | |
| He informed me in a solemn, trembling voice | |
| How could I disobey that surreptitious gay | |
| Who brought me up according to a fantasy? | |
| For when the old man stared at me | |
| He drowned in evil beauty | |
| Thinking of the early death in store for me | |
| So me and my retainer encountered many dangers | |
| On travels through the North and through the South | |
| We ripped open the bellies of many famous bullies | |
| And our reputation spread by word of mouth | |
| In the mountains of Morocco we stopped and shared a bottle | |
| With a blind old man with a bearded, bandaged face | |
| And though the sun had sunk and the man was very drunk | |
| He seemed to speak with my stepfather' s voice | |
| Saying " How could you forget the aging martinet | |
| Who brought you up according to a fantasy? | |
| Your softness and fragility | |
| Your feminine grace and delicacy | |
| Will be the death of me" | |
| Surprised at 28 to find myself so late | |
| Changing from a boy into a man | |
| I' m starting to feel guilty that nobody has killed me | |
| Early as my stepfather had planned | |
| I' ve found myself a girl and stopped roaming the world | |
| My retainer' s gone to be a mercenary | |
| Now I work in a merchant bank, I' m wellliked by the senior ranks | |
| Though behind my back the juniors call me fairy | |
| And how can I placate the ugly reprobate | |
| Who brought me up according to a fantasy? | |
| For when the old man stared at me | |
| He drowned in evil beauty | |
| Thinking of the early death in store for me | |
| I stay awake some nights when my wife turns off the lights | |
| And starts breathing regularly next to me | |
| And I think of fallen petals and bodies pierced by metal | |
| And how I' ll never now fulfill my destiny | |
| Father spare my shame, let me pass my name | |
| To a boy with greater beauty and more bravery | |
| For if I have a son I' m going to raise him to die young | |
| And lay him in the grave that you prepared for me |