| Song | The Laird of Inversnecky |
| Artist | Momus |
| Album | Oskar Tennis Champion |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Momus | |
| "I think I'd rather sleep with her with no clothes on than you in your best suit" | |
| I said to my dummy at the Winter Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of Bute | |
| While the manager, praying for rain, watched the £50 grey clouds | |
| Rolling in | |
| Knowing if it rained we'd get the crowds | |
| Knowing if it rained we'd get the crowds | |
| Born in Greenock, 'the Tall Drole' was known to all | |
| Worked in the mines and the mills but ended up in music hall | |
| Maidie played the accordion, she was 'the Small Doll' | |
| We could bring the hoose doon, nae bother at a'! | |
| It all seems like yesterday, though you weren't alive | |
| The Panopticon, the Trongate, Glasgow 1935 | |
| In the name of the wee man, here comes Funny Clive | |
| God, it made you glad to be alive | |
| It's the Laird of Inversnecky here, aye you ken me weil | |
| With ma cast of characters frae places that are nearly real | |
| Cold today! Aye! That's why we're by the seaside | |
| Everybody come | |
| To the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion | |
| Every single night is fun! | |
| I began as the panto tea boy, became the canny Scot | |
| Like a chimney sweep on a ladder to very top | |
| Synonymous for many with my famous character | |
| The Reverend I.M. Jolly, the morose minister | |
| The character comedians that you may see today | |
| Where'd they get their talent for remarkable mimicry? | |
| It's plain to see, it came from me, I saw them scribbling away | |
| They all laughed like crazy at my "hoity-toity ladies" | |
| "The flag at the castle is half mast high | |
| Let's all go down to Mackie's for a wee cup of tea" | |
| It's the Laird of Inversnecky here, back to make you greet | |
| The Portobello pierrots, they cannae compete | |
| At the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion, sixteen bloody years we've run | |
| And every single night of it's been fun! | |
| Every single bloody night's been fun! |
| zuo ci : Momus | |
| " I think I' d rather sleep with her with no clothes on than you in your best suit" | |
| I said to my dummy at the Winter Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of Bute | |
| While the manager, praying for rain, watched the 50 grey clouds | |
| Rolling in | |
| Knowing if it rained we' d get the crowds | |
| Knowing if it rained we' d get the crowds | |
| Born in Greenock, ' the Tall Drole' was known to all | |
| Worked in the mines and the mills but ended up in music hall | |
| Maidie played the accordion, she was ' the Small Doll' | |
| We could bring the hoose doon, nae bother at a'! | |
| It all seems like yesterday, though you weren' t alive | |
| The Panopticon, the Trongate, Glasgow 1935 | |
| In the name of the wee man, here comes Funny Clive | |
| God, it made you glad to be alive | |
| It' s the Laird of Inversnecky here, aye you ken me weil | |
| With ma cast of characters frae places that are nearly real | |
| Cold today! Aye! That' s why we' re by the seaside | |
| Everybody come | |
| To the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion | |
| Every single night is fun! | |
| I began as the panto tea boy, became the canny Scot | |
| Like a chimney sweep on a ladder to very top | |
| Synonymous for many with my famous character | |
| The Reverend I. M. Jolly, the morose minister | |
| The character comedians that you may see today | |
| Where' d they get their talent for remarkable mimicry? | |
| It' s plain to see, it came from me, I saw them scribbling away | |
| They all laughed like crazy at my " hoitytoity ladies" | |
| " The flag at the castle is half mast high | |
| Let' s all go down to Mackie' s for a wee cup of tea" | |
| It' s the Laird of Inversnecky here, back to make you greet | |
| The Portobello pierrots, they cannae compete | |
| At the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion, sixteen bloody years we' ve run | |
| And every single night of it' s been fun! | |
| Every single bloody night' s been fun! |
| zuò cí : Momus | |
| " I think I' d rather sleep with her with no clothes on than you in your best suit" | |
| I said to my dummy at the Winter Gardens, Rothesay, Isle of Bute | |
| While the manager, praying for rain, watched the 50 grey clouds | |
| Rolling in | |
| Knowing if it rained we' d get the crowds | |
| Knowing if it rained we' d get the crowds | |
| Born in Greenock, ' the Tall Drole' was known to all | |
| Worked in the mines and the mills but ended up in music hall | |
| Maidie played the accordion, she was ' the Small Doll' | |
| We could bring the hoose doon, nae bother at a'! | |
| It all seems like yesterday, though you weren' t alive | |
| The Panopticon, the Trongate, Glasgow 1935 | |
| In the name of the wee man, here comes Funny Clive | |
| God, it made you glad to be alive | |
| It' s the Laird of Inversnecky here, aye you ken me weil | |
| With ma cast of characters frae places that are nearly real | |
| Cold today! Aye! That' s why we' re by the seaside | |
| Everybody come | |
| To the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion | |
| Every single night is fun! | |
| I began as the panto tea boy, became the canny Scot | |
| Like a chimney sweep on a ladder to very top | |
| Synonymous for many with my famous character | |
| The Reverend I. M. Jolly, the morose minister | |
| The character comedians that you may see today | |
| Where' d they get their talent for remarkable mimicry? | |
| It' s plain to see, it came from me, I saw them scribbling away | |
| They all laughed like crazy at my " hoitytoity ladies" | |
| " The flag at the castle is half mast high | |
| Let' s all go down to Mackie' s for a wee cup of tea" | |
| It' s the Laird of Inversnecky here, back to make you greet | |
| The Portobello pierrots, they cannae compete | |
| At the Aberdeen Beach Pavilion, sixteen bloody years we' ve run | |
| And every single night of it' s been fun! | |
| Every single bloody night' s been fun! |