| This is disposable, throw it away | |
| This is an animal, don't let it stray | |
| That was the past, so leave it behind | |
| This is the future, it's all in our mind | |
| Feeding your interest in between lines | |
| Reading the caring one, sign of the times | |
| This is your | |
| Englishman, this is his lawn | |
| This is your female, undone and torn | |
| We are the people and we really care | |
| We don't really look, we just like to stare | |
| Unprintable feelings that play on your mind | |
| Get written in innocence, pretend we are blind | |
| Patience the virtue not learnt in schools | |
| Aha, it's funny to break all the rules | |
| Law-breakers are broken and so we all share | |
| The family problems, the paper that cares | |
| Cheapest and brightest, sexiest news | |
| We'll make up some stories with unbiased cues | |
| We are the people and we really care | |
| We don't really look, we just like to stare | |
| Unprintable feelings that play on your mind | |
| Get written in innocence, pretend we are blind |