| Song | Calling Cards |
| Artist | Madness |
| Album | Presents the Rise & Fall |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Barson, Foreman, Thompson | |
| A sorting office in the | |
| Old Kent Road | |
| Caters from coast to most | |
| A nice little number if you're out of work | |
| And aren't the sort to boast | |
| You're in need of a job, bob-a-job, rob-a-job | |
| I'm your man to see | |
| I'll sit I'll listen | |
| I'll not say a word | |
| The less said would be best for we | |
| Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, I've been a naughty boy | |
| We don't want to mark each other's card | |
| Except the one you need | |
| I need you and your returns to help | |
| Build my company | |
| My twins work | |
| Brighton on a sunny day | |
| They cover town with the shake of a hand | |
| On a high come back 'cause of no come back | |
| Now they're working in the promised land | |
| Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, I've been a naughty boy | |
| The Allied | |
| Irish, The | |
| Cyprus Bank | |
| India Bank, | |
| The Bank of | |
| TurkeyUnited | |
| Bank, The | |
| People's Bank | |
| To catch the worm you got to be up early | |
| Temporarily out of bounds had to move the office | |
| Clear out of town | |
| For every problem there's a solution | |
| And I can do without constitution | |
| Dealing cards from the | |
| Old Kent Road | |
| I've been checked up on my heavy load | |
| You can go but be back soon | |
| I'll have some work for you to groom | |
| Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, I've been a naughty boy | |
| Trustees Bank, | |
| Barclay's | |
| BankThe Nat | |
| West Bank, | |
| The Midland | |
| BankThe Bank | |
| Of Scotland, | |
| Williams and | |
| Glyn'sBureau de | |
| Change, The | |
| People's Bank | |
| Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, I've been a naughty boy |
| zuo ci : Barson, Foreman, Thompson | |
| A sorting office in the | |
| Old Kent Road | |
| Caters from coast to most | |
| A nice little number if you' re out of work | |
| And aren' t the sort to boast | |
| You' re in need of a job, bobajob, robajob | |
| I' m your man to see | |
| I' ll sit I' ll listen | |
| I' ll not say a word | |
| The less said would be best for we | |
| Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, I' ve been a naughty boy | |
| We don' t want to mark each other' s card | |
| Except the one you need | |
| I need you and your returns to help | |
| Build my company | |
| My twins work | |
| Brighton on a sunny day | |
| They cover town with the shake of a hand | |
| On a high come back ' cause of no come back | |
| Now they' re working in the promised land | |
| Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, I' ve been a naughty boy | |
| The Allied | |
| Irish, The | |
| Cyprus Bank | |
| India Bank, | |
| The Bank of | |
| TurkeyUnited | |
| Bank, The | |
| People' s Bank | |
| To catch the worm you got to be up early | |
| Temporarily out of bounds had to move the office | |
| Clear out of town | |
| For every problem there' s a solution | |
| And I can do without constitution | |
| Dealing cards from the | |
| Old Kent Road | |
| I' ve been checked up on my heavy load | |
| You can go but be back soon | |
| I' ll have some work for you to groom | |
| Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, I' ve been a naughty boy | |
| Trustees Bank, | |
| Barclay' s | |
| BankThe Nat | |
| West Bank, | |
| The Midland | |
| BankThe Bank | |
| Of Scotland, | |
| Williams and | |
| Glyn' sBureau de | |
| Change, The | |
| People' s Bank | |
| Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, I' ve been a naughty boy |
| zuò cí : Barson, Foreman, Thompson | |
| A sorting office in the | |
| Old Kent Road | |
| Caters from coast to most | |
| A nice little number if you' re out of work | |
| And aren' t the sort to boast | |
| You' re in need of a job, bobajob, robajob | |
| I' m your man to see | |
| I' ll sit I' ll listen | |
| I' ll not say a word | |
| The less said would be best for we | |
| Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, I' ve been a naughty boy | |
| We don' t want to mark each other' s card | |
| Except the one you need | |
| I need you and your returns to help | |
| Build my company | |
| My twins work | |
| Brighton on a sunny day | |
| They cover town with the shake of a hand | |
| On a high come back ' cause of no come back | |
| Now they' re working in the promised land | |
| Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, I' ve been a naughty boy | |
| The Allied | |
| Irish, The | |
| Cyprus Bank | |
| India Bank, | |
| The Bank of | |
| TurkeyUnited | |
| Bank, The | |
| People' s Bank | |
| To catch the worm you got to be up early | |
| Temporarily out of bounds had to move the office | |
| Clear out of town | |
| For every problem there' s a solution | |
| And I can do without constitution | |
| Dealing cards from the | |
| Old Kent Road | |
| I' ve been checked up on my heavy load | |
| You can go but be back soon | |
| I' ll have some work for you to groom | |
| Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, I' ve been a naughty boy | |
| Trustees Bank, | |
| Barclay' s | |
| BankThe Nat | |
| West Bank, | |
| The Midland | |
| BankThe Bank | |
| Of Scotland, | |
| Williams and | |
| Glyn' sBureau de | |
| Change, The | |
| People' s Bank | |
| Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys | |
| Ooh, I' ve been a naughty boy |