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I wish you smelled a little funny |
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Not just funny really bad |
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We could roam the streets forever |
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Just like cats but we'd never stray |
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I sometimes wish you were a mermaid |
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I could raise you in the tub at home |
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We could take a swim together |
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On weekly day trips to the bay |
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Oh you and me |
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It would be only you and me |
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Oh you and me |
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It would be only you and me |
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You and me |
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I wish you were a little bigger |
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Not just big but really fat |
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Doors you would no longer fit through |
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In my bed you would have to stay |
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I often wish that you had feathers |
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I'd keep you in a giant cage |
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All day long I'd sit and watch you |
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I'd sing for you and that would be okay |
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Oh you and me |
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It would be only you and me |
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Oh you and me |
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It would be only you and me |
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You and me |
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People say there are plenty of fish |
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In the sea, baby, all I do is wish |
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I wish I wish I wish you were a little slower |
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Not just slow but paralyzed |
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Then I could plug you into a socket |
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So you could never run away |
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I really wish that you were smaller |
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Not just small but really really short |
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So I could put you in my pocket |
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And carry you around all day |
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Oh you and me |
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It would be only you and me |
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Oh you and me |
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It would be only you and me |
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You and me |
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You and me |
