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I was at the bar with my drinkin team, |
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It was me Jack Daniels and my homey Jim Bean. |
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We were kinda blitzed and we were trying to behave Y'all |
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when in walked a soldier he was from the fuzzy naval. |
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We were fallin, stumblin, crawlin |
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her come da police, Captain Tom Collins, |
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and the rapper said freeze |
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he said "hands in the air and hand over your keys" |
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now we did, and that was kinda simple, |
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now here came Marguarita and her friend Shirley Temple. |
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I asked my friend 'bout Marguarita, |
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he said Shirley was a virgin an I wouldn't wanna meet her. |
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So I talked to Marguarita, cause yoh, she was flyer. |
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I took her to the coast cause I wanted to Screw Driver. |
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Now Im not one for a speech, |
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but there was plenty of Tequila and Sex On The Beach, Y'all. |
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Tequila |
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Te-Te-Te -Tequila |
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Tequila |
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Here we go again and Im not fussin, |
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see I'm a French Mexican but I can get with White Russians, |
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at the bar with a drink in my hand. |
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In walked Jose Cuervo what was marguaritas man. |
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I talked to the wise man cause, yoh he's distinguished. |
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His name was St. Ives and he spoke in old english. |
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He said "you'd better think fast, |
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cause Jose is kinda crazy and I heard he Shot Glass". |
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He gave me some advice and it went like this: |
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"catch the night train and head up to 'cisco" |
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I didn't wanna stick around, |
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I caught the 1: 51 to New York, the Grey Hound. |
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Now I'm at the Red Zone, everybody's stylin'. |
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Was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island. |
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I blacked out and the party came to a halt, |
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cause I was drinking the Tequila with the lemon assault Y'all |
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Tequila |
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Te-Te-Te -Tequila |
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Tequila |
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I woke up in the morning and felt like a Zombie, |
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the Tequila Gold Label had bombed me. |
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You see I woke up late and wasn't feelin' so great, |
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And Mike said there's a Bicardi party startin' at eight. |
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Yo we walked in the party and started playin our games, |
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we played tops, fuzzy quarters, with Bartles &James. |
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Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill, |
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because the Mickey Brothers took her up to strawberry hill. |
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They took her $1000 mink and she could barely think, |
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cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink. |
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Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental. |
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There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental. |
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A groupie is a girl that jocks, |
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She wore the def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the Rocks. |
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We had a fake marriage, now here's to honeymoon, |
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Ya zone vagabond and the Blue Lagoon. |
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Now everybody take a word from the wise, |
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A girly and a bottle, Tequila Sunrise. |
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Tequila |
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Te-Te-Te -Tequila |
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Tequila |
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Tequila |
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Te-Te-Te -Tequila |
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Tequila |
