Thank God for Girls

Thank God for Girls Lyrics

Song Thank God for Girls
Artist Weezer
Album Thank God for Girls
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[00:04.69] The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair
[00:07.49] Is making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking trip
[00:11.47] In the woods with your bros
[00:12.79] that you've known since second grade
[00:14.70] And you may encounter dragons
[00:16.16] or ruffians and be called upon
[00:18.08] To employ your testosterone
[00:20.25] In a battle for supremacy
[00:21.61] and access to females glued to the TV
[00:25.23] And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts
[00:28.50] Bruises and scrapes
[00:29.67] And you will require band aids and antiseptic ointments
[00:32.49] And tender loving kisses on your stab wounds
[00:34.83] and when you come home
[00:35.88] She will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyes
[00:40.30] And a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth
[00:42.63] And that's why you
[00:44.18] Thank God for girls
[00:49.82] Holla Jesu Christe
[00:52.35] From Tennessee to LA
[00:54.69] Thank God for girls
[01:00.03] On your reckoning day
[01:02.49] You better bow down and pray
[01:04.82] She's so big
[01:07.05] She's so strong
[01:09.68] She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
[01:14.87] Thank God for girls
[01:19.59] Thank God for girls
[01:22.06] Thank God for girls
[01:25.80] I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though
[01:28.72] She isn't mine
[01:30.70] I think about her all the day
[01:32.26] And all the night it's enough to know that she's alive
[01:35.15] She says I give her sweaty palms
[01:36.81] she almost had a heart attack
[01:38.23] The truth is that I'm just as scared I don't know how to act
[01:40.55] I wish that I could get to know her better
[01:42.46] But meeting up in real life
[01:43.42] would cause the illusion to shatter
[01:45.89] I carved her name into all the trees
[01:48.72] Sang a song down on one knee
[01:51.15] Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like
[01:54.01] When I was 14
[01:56.14] I'm levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around
[02:00.58] I'm like an Indian Fakir tryna' meditate
[02:02.50] On a bed of nails with my pants pulled down
[02:05.47] Thank God for girls
[02:10.71] Holla Jesu Christe
[02:13.07] From Tennessee to LA
[02:15.24] Thank God for girls
[02:20.74] On your reckoning day
[02:23.12] You better bow down and pray
[02:25.34] She's so big
[02:27.87] She's so strong
[02:30.24] She's so energetic in her sweaty overalls
[02:35.58] Thank God for girls
[02:40.33] Thank God for girls
[02:42.60] Thank God for girls
[02:46.23] God took a rib from Adam
[02:48.64] Ground it up in a centrifuge machine
[02:51.56] Mixed it with cardamom and cloves
[02:53.69] Microwaved it on the popcorn setting
[02:56.10] While Adam was like that really hurts
[02:59.84] Going off into the tundra so pissed at God
[03:03.62] And he started lighting minor forest fires
[03:05.81] Stealing osprey eggs
[03:07.33] Messing with the bees
[03:08.49] who were trying to pollinate the echinacea
[03:10.76] Until God said I'm smite you with loneliness
[03:13.98] And break your heart in two
[03:16.70] And Adam wept and wailed
[03:19.18] Tearing out his hair, falling on his knees
[03:23.40] Looked to the sky and said
[03:26.48] Thank God
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