| Song | I'm a Mason Now |
| Artist | Jonathan Coulton |
| Album | Smoking Monkey |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Coulton | |
| You used to laugh at me when I drove a Shriner’s car | |
| You said it’d never fly that I’d never get this far | |
| I always knew that I would make it someday | |
| Now you’d be safer staying out of my way | |
| Cause guess what I’m a Mason now | |
| And you better take care if you want to stay | |
| On the good side of the guy who’s | |
| Got the secret handshake down | |
| You think you’re pretty bad with your pretty trophy wife | |
| You drive a pretty car through your polo trophy life | |
| I got a robe and a pretty nice ring | |
| You bet that brotherhood’s a wonderful thing | |
| Guess what I’m a Mason now | |
| And you better take care if you want to stay | |
| On the good side of the guy who’s | |
| Got the secret handshake down | |
| Should we talk about the governments that I control? | |
| Should we talk about the hands of fate, the dice they roll? | |
| The secret things you’ll never see? | |
| The secret man you’ll never be? | |
| The secret rooms that have no windows? | |
| Too late to make amends cause the wheel’s in motion now | |
| So get up off your knees, try to carry on somehow | |
| You can’t escape it so you better not try | |
| Now there’s some friends of mine who’d like to say hi | |
| Guess what I’m a Mason now | |
| And you better take care if you want to stay | |
| On the good side of the guy who’s | |
| Got the secret handshake down |
| zuo qu : Coulton | |
| You used to laugh at me when I drove a Shriner' s car | |
| You said it' d never fly that I' d never get this far | |
| I always knew that I would make it someday | |
| Now you' d be safer staying out of my way | |
| Cause guess what I' m a Mason now | |
| And you better take care if you want to stay | |
| On the good side of the guy who' s | |
| Got the secret handshake down | |
| You think you' re pretty bad with your pretty trophy wife | |
| You drive a pretty car through your polo trophy life | |
| I got a robe and a pretty nice ring | |
| You bet that brotherhood' s a wonderful thing | |
| Guess what I' m a Mason now | |
| And you better take care if you want to stay | |
| On the good side of the guy who' s | |
| Got the secret handshake down | |
| Should we talk about the governments that I control? | |
| Should we talk about the hands of fate, the dice they roll? | |
| The secret things you' ll never see? | |
| The secret man you' ll never be? | |
| The secret rooms that have no windows? | |
| Too late to make amends cause the wheel' s in motion now | |
| So get up off your knees, try to carry on somehow | |
| You can' t escape it so you better not try | |
| Now there' s some friends of mine who' d like to say hi | |
| Guess what I' m a Mason now | |
| And you better take care if you want to stay | |
| On the good side of the guy who' s | |
| Got the secret handshake down |
| zuò qǔ : Coulton | |
| You used to laugh at me when I drove a Shriner' s car | |
| You said it' d never fly that I' d never get this far | |
| I always knew that I would make it someday | |
| Now you' d be safer staying out of my way | |
| Cause guess what I' m a Mason now | |
| And you better take care if you want to stay | |
| On the good side of the guy who' s | |
| Got the secret handshake down | |
| You think you' re pretty bad with your pretty trophy wife | |
| You drive a pretty car through your polo trophy life | |
| I got a robe and a pretty nice ring | |
| You bet that brotherhood' s a wonderful thing | |
| Guess what I' m a Mason now | |
| And you better take care if you want to stay | |
| On the good side of the guy who' s | |
| Got the secret handshake down | |
| Should we talk about the governments that I control? | |
| Should we talk about the hands of fate, the dice they roll? | |
| The secret things you' ll never see? | |
| The secret man you' ll never be? | |
| The secret rooms that have no windows? | |
| Too late to make amends cause the wheel' s in motion now | |
| So get up off your knees, try to carry on somehow | |
| You can' t escape it so you better not try | |
| Now there' s some friends of mine who' d like to say hi | |
| Guess what I' m a Mason now | |
| And you better take care if you want to stay | |
| On the good side of the guy who' s | |
| Got the secret handshake down |