De-Evolving Lyrics
| Song | De-Evolving |
| Artist | Jonathan Coulton |
| Album | Smoking Monkey |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Coulton | |
| I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits | |
| I guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruits | |
| Anyway more than I used to | |
| I used to be so tall and thin | |
| Now I'm not exactly sure which phylum I'm in | |
| And I know there's a monkey in the future for you | |
| And there's nothing modern science can do | |
| Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb | |
| I'm devolving, I'm devolving | |
| I am de-evolving | |
| I guess you've noticed that I can't sit still at dinnertime | |
| I guess you've noticed that I quit my job and I learned to sign | |
| Anyway more than I used to | |
| I used to have a little body hair | |
| Now I have to use a razor everywhere | |
| And I know there's a monkey in the future for you | |
| And there's nothing modern science can do | |
| Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb | |
| I'm devolving, I'm devolving | |
| I am de-evolving | |
| Why get so angry at me? | |
| I don't understand how you expect me to defend my actions | |
| Knowing what you now know | |
| Monkey one and monkey two | |
| Monkey me and monkey you | |
| Monkey see and monkey | |
| Do you still love me | |
| Now that I'm a monkey? | |
| I guess you've noticed that I drag my knuckles when I dance | |
| I guess you've noticed that I stuff a tail inside my pants | |
| Anyway more than I used to | |
| I used to see a movie now and then | |
| Now I'm never gonna watch King Kong again | |
| Because I know there's a monkey in the future for you | |
| And there's nothing modern science can do | |
| Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb | |
| I'm devolving, I'm devolving | |
| I am de-evolving | |
| I'm devolving | |
| De-evolving | |
| I'm a coal miner's daughter |
| zuo qu : Coulton | |
| I guess you' ve noticed that my arms don' t fit in my old suits | |
| I guess you' ve noticed that I' m eating lots of jungle fruits | |
| Anyway more than I used to | |
| I used to be so tall and thin | |
| Now I' m not exactly sure which phylum I' m in | |
| And I know there' s a monkey in the future for you | |
| And there' s nothing modern science can do | |
| Keeping the thumb but I' m getting dumb | |
| I' m devolving, I' m devolving | |
| I am deevolving | |
| I guess you' ve noticed that I can' t sit still at dinnertime | |
| I guess you' ve noticed that I quit my job and I learned to sign | |
| Anyway more than I used to | |
| I used to have a little body hair | |
| Now I have to use a razor everywhere | |
| And I know there' s a monkey in the future for you | |
| And there' s nothing modern science can do | |
| Keeping the thumb but I' m getting dumb | |
| I' m devolving, I' m devolving | |
| I am deevolving | |
| Why get so angry at me? | |
| I don' t understand how you expect me to defend my actions | |
| Knowing what you now know | |
| Monkey one and monkey two | |
| Monkey me and monkey you | |
| Monkey see and monkey | |
| Do you still love me | |
| Now that I' m a monkey? | |
| I guess you' ve noticed that I drag my knuckles when I dance | |
| I guess you' ve noticed that I stuff a tail inside my pants | |
| Anyway more than I used to | |
| I used to see a movie now and then | |
| Now I' m never gonna watch King Kong again | |
| Because I know there' s a monkey in the future for you | |
| And there' s nothing modern science can do | |
| Keeping the thumb but I' m getting dumb | |
| I' m devolving, I' m devolving | |
| I am deevolving | |
| I' m devolving | |
| Deevolving | |
| I' m a coal miner' s daughter |
| zuò qǔ : Coulton | |
| I guess you' ve noticed that my arms don' t fit in my old suits | |
| I guess you' ve noticed that I' m eating lots of jungle fruits | |
| Anyway more than I used to | |
| I used to be so tall and thin | |
| Now I' m not exactly sure which phylum I' m in | |
| And I know there' s a monkey in the future for you | |
| And there' s nothing modern science can do | |
| Keeping the thumb but I' m getting dumb | |
| I' m devolving, I' m devolving | |
| I am deevolving | |
| I guess you' ve noticed that I can' t sit still at dinnertime | |
| I guess you' ve noticed that I quit my job and I learned to sign | |
| Anyway more than I used to | |
| I used to have a little body hair | |
| Now I have to use a razor everywhere | |
| And I know there' s a monkey in the future for you | |
| And there' s nothing modern science can do | |
| Keeping the thumb but I' m getting dumb | |
| I' m devolving, I' m devolving | |
| I am deevolving | |
| Why get so angry at me? | |
| I don' t understand how you expect me to defend my actions | |
| Knowing what you now know | |
| Monkey one and monkey two | |
| Monkey me and monkey you | |
| Monkey see and monkey | |
| Do you still love me | |
| Now that I' m a monkey? | |
| I guess you' ve noticed that I drag my knuckles when I dance | |
| I guess you' ve noticed that I stuff a tail inside my pants | |
| Anyway more than I used to | |
| I used to see a movie now and then | |
| Now I' m never gonna watch King Kong again | |
| Because I know there' s a monkey in the future for you | |
| And there' s nothing modern science can do | |
| Keeping the thumb but I' m getting dumb | |
| I' m devolving, I' m devolving | |
| I am deevolving | |
| I' m devolving | |
| Deevolving | |
| I' m a coal miner' s daughter |
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