Christmas Is Interesting Lyrics

Song	Christmas Is Interesting
Artist	Jonathan Coulton
Album	Smoking Monkey
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	作曲 : Coulton
	You have put on your feety pajamas
	It's time for a long winter's nap
	There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there
	He wants you to sit on his lap
	He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush
	Your wife gets a wig on a chain
	He says he can't stay
	Cause he's got a long way to go
	And it's starting to rain
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a knife in your heart
	Christmas is interesting
	How it tears you apart
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a stick in your eye
	It's so freaking interesting
	That it might make you cry
	So you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist
	Maybe you're a train with square wheels
	Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam
	Now you know how Jesus feels
	He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud
	His mansion is lonely and cold
	He can't remember a pleasant December
	When he wasn't tired and old
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a knife in your heart
	Christmas is interesting
	How it tears you apart
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a stick in your eye
	It's so freaking interesting
	That it might make you cry
	So you're drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart
	You once had a wonderful life
	Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car
	You yelled at your favorite wife
	You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley
	He comes to make you feel brave
	But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke
	And a finger that points at your grave
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a knife in your heart
	Christmas is interesting
	How it tears you apart
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a stick in your eye
	It's so freaking interesting
	That it might make you cry

	zuo qu : Coulton
	You have put on your feety pajamas
	It' s time for a long winter' s nap
	There' s a knock on the door and a stranger is there
	He wants you to sit on his lap
	He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush
	Your wife gets a wig on a chain
	He says he can' t stay
	Cause he' s got a long way to go
	And it' s starting to rain
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a knife in your heart
	Christmas is interesting
	How it tears you apart
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a stick in your eye
	It' s so freaking interesting
	That it might make you cry
	So you' re an elf, but you' d rather be a dentist
	Maybe you' re a train with square wheels
	Maybe you' re a squirt gun that only shoots jam
	Now you know how Jesus feels
	He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud
	His mansion is lonely and cold
	He can' t remember a pleasant December
	When he wasn' t tired and old
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a knife in your heart
	Christmas is interesting
	How it tears you apart
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a stick in your eye
	It' s so freaking interesting
	That it might make you cry
	So you' re drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart
	You once had a wonderful life
	Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car
	You yelled at your favorite wife
	You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley
	He comes to make you feel brave
	But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke
	And a finger that points at your grave
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a knife in your heart
	Christmas is interesting
	How it tears you apart
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a stick in your eye
	It' s so freaking interesting
	That it might make you cry

	zuò qǔ : Coulton
	You have put on your feety pajamas
	It' s time for a long winter' s nap
	There' s a knock on the door and a stranger is there
	He wants you to sit on his lap
	He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush
	Your wife gets a wig on a chain
	He says he can' t stay
	Cause he' s got a long way to go
	And it' s starting to rain
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a knife in your heart
	Christmas is interesting
	How it tears you apart
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a stick in your eye
	It' s so freaking interesting
	That it might make you cry
	So you' re an elf, but you' d rather be a dentist
	Maybe you' re a train with square wheels
	Maybe you' re a squirt gun that only shoots jam
	Now you know how Jesus feels
	He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud
	His mansion is lonely and cold
	He can' t remember a pleasant December
	When he wasn' t tired and old
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a knife in your heart
	Christmas is interesting
	How it tears you apart
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a stick in your eye
	It' s so freaking interesting
	That it might make you cry
	So you' re drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart
	You once had a wonderful life
	Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car
	You yelled at your favorite wife
	You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley
	He comes to make you feel brave
	But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke
	And a finger that points at your grave
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a knife in your heart
	Christmas is interesting
	How it tears you apart
	Christmas is interesting
	Like a stick in your eye
	It' s so freaking interesting
	That it might make you cry

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