Kenesaw Mountain Landis

Kenesaw Mountain Landis Lyrics

Song	Kenesaw Mountain Landis
Artist	Jonathan Coulton
Album	Smoking Monkey
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	作曲 : Coulton
	Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker
	He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives
	He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball
	He put two and two together and he noticed it was four
	Now the treachery of Shoeless Joe can't hurt us anymore
	And he'll always be remembered as Kenesaw Mountain Landis
	Fellow named Joe Jackson was a fielder for the Black Sox
	And he always wore his black socks, but he never wore no shoes
	He weren't the nicest fellow and he had a couple problems
	Cause he drank a lot and he beat his wife and he always acted rude
	He killed and ate some babies and he copped an attitude
	And the one man that he hated most was Kenesaw Mountain Landis
	The mafia said Shoeless Joe
	You should really run this show
	You should be the guy who owns baseball
	And all you really gotta do
	Is help us make a buck or two
	We'll bet on the other team
	You'll lose the game but make it seem
	Like nothing could be further from the truth
	Shoeless Joe did what they said he dropped a couple fly balls
	And he walked up to the pitcher and he poked him in the eye
	And in the seventh inning with the Black Sox nearly beaten
	There was someone who was watching from his blimp above the stands
	Cradling a rifle in his thick and meaty hands
	And as if you hadn't guessed yet it was Kenesaw Mountain Landis
	Kenesaw said drop that glove
	Or I swear by God above
	I'll make you regret playing baseball
	And Shoeless Joe looked up and saw
	The silver rifle's gaping maw
	And though no one had noticed yet
	His underwear was getting wet
	He peed himself in front of everyone
	Shoeless Joe was finished but he couldn't quite admit it
	So he raised his middle finger up above the other four
	And Kenesaw took careful aim and fired a single bullet
	And he shot that dirty finger off and he dropped his trusty gun
	And everybody in the stands knew that he had won
	And today they still refer to him as Kenesaw Mountain Landis
	Shoeless Joe left baseball and became a famous pop star
	And he asked the musical question is she really going out with him
	He had a couple albums and a comeback in the 80's
	But he never won a Grammy and he never was the same
	And he never could be satisfied with critical acclaim
	Cause the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello
	Yes the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello

	zuo qu : Coulton
	Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker
	He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives
	He didn' t do that much except he saved the game of baseball
	He put two and two together and he noticed it was four
	Now the treachery of Shoeless Joe can' t hurt us anymore
	And he' ll always be remembered as Kenesaw Mountain Landis
	Fellow named Joe Jackson was a fielder for the Black Sox
	And he always wore his black socks, but he never wore no shoes
	He weren' t the nicest fellow and he had a couple problems
	Cause he drank a lot and he beat his wife and he always acted rude
	He killed and ate some babies and he copped an attitude
	And the one man that he hated most was Kenesaw Mountain Landis
	The mafia said Shoeless Joe
	You should really run this show
	You should be the guy who owns baseball
	And all you really gotta do
	Is help us make a buck or two
	We' ll bet on the other team
	You' ll lose the game but make it seem
	Like nothing could be further from the truth
	Shoeless Joe did what they said he dropped a couple fly balls
	And he walked up to the pitcher and he poked him in the eye
	And in the seventh inning with the Black Sox nearly beaten
	There was someone who was watching from his blimp above the stands
	Cradling a rifle in his thick and meaty hands
	And as if you hadn' t guessed yet it was Kenesaw Mountain Landis
	Kenesaw said drop that glove
	Or I swear by God above
	I' ll make you regret playing baseball
	And Shoeless Joe looked up and saw
	The silver rifle' s gaping maw
	And though no one had noticed yet
	His underwear was getting wet
	He peed himself in front of everyone
	Shoeless Joe was finished but he couldn' t quite admit it
	So he raised his middle finger up above the other four
	And Kenesaw took careful aim and fired a single bullet
	And he shot that dirty finger off and he dropped his trusty gun
	And everybody in the stands knew that he had won
	And today they still refer to him as Kenesaw Mountain Landis
	Shoeless Joe left baseball and became a famous pop star
	And he asked the musical question is she really going out with him
	He had a couple albums and a comeback in the 80' s
	But he never won a Grammy and he never was the same
	And he never could be satisfied with critical acclaim
	Cause the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello
	Yes the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello

	zuò qǔ : Coulton
	Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker
	He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives
	He didn' t do that much except he saved the game of baseball
	He put two and two together and he noticed it was four
	Now the treachery of Shoeless Joe can' t hurt us anymore
	And he' ll always be remembered as Kenesaw Mountain Landis
	Fellow named Joe Jackson was a fielder for the Black Sox
	And he always wore his black socks, but he never wore no shoes
	He weren' t the nicest fellow and he had a couple problems
	Cause he drank a lot and he beat his wife and he always acted rude
	He killed and ate some babies and he copped an attitude
	And the one man that he hated most was Kenesaw Mountain Landis
	The mafia said Shoeless Joe
	You should really run this show
	You should be the guy who owns baseball
	And all you really gotta do
	Is help us make a buck or two
	We' ll bet on the other team
	You' ll lose the game but make it seem
	Like nothing could be further from the truth
	Shoeless Joe did what they said he dropped a couple fly balls
	And he walked up to the pitcher and he poked him in the eye
	And in the seventh inning with the Black Sox nearly beaten
	There was someone who was watching from his blimp above the stands
	Cradling a rifle in his thick and meaty hands
	And as if you hadn' t guessed yet it was Kenesaw Mountain Landis
	Kenesaw said drop that glove
	Or I swear by God above
	I' ll make you regret playing baseball
	And Shoeless Joe looked up and saw
	The silver rifle' s gaping maw
	And though no one had noticed yet
	His underwear was getting wet
	He peed himself in front of everyone
	Shoeless Joe was finished but he couldn' t quite admit it
	So he raised his middle finger up above the other four
	And Kenesaw took careful aim and fired a single bullet
	And he shot that dirty finger off and he dropped his trusty gun
	And everybody in the stands knew that he had won
	And today they still refer to him as Kenesaw Mountain Landis
	Shoeless Joe left baseball and became a famous pop star
	And he asked the musical question is she really going out with him
	He had a couple albums and a comeback in the 80' s
	But he never won a Grammy and he never was the same
	And he never could be satisfied with critical acclaim
	Cause the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello
	Yes the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello

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