[00:00] | |
[00:11] | わかさぎです。 |
[00:13] | 突然ですが私は今、 |
[00:14] | 生きるか死ぬかの危機に襲われています。 |
[00:17] | このピンチを切り抜けるには |
[00:19] | どうすればいいのか…… |
[00:21] | いかに天敵の気を逸らすか…… |
[00:24] | 寿司ネタ100本勝負!! |
[00:26] | トロ!いくら!〆サバ!コハダ!ビントロ!サーモン!とろサーモン!(7) |
[00:31] | いか!たまご!中トロ!ハマチ!かんぱち!えんがわ!アオリイカ!(14) |
[00:36] | 突然に現れた天敵を |
[00:41] | 口先八丁で遠ざける |
[00:46] | ぶり!イワシ!甘エビ!かつお!やりいか!アジ!しゃこ!うなぎ!(22) |
[00:51] | 私よりこちらのが美味しいですよ |
[00:56] | 同族がどうなろうが知ったことじゃない |
[01:01] | うに!サワラ!つぶ貝!アワビ!あかがい!コチ!タコ!あなご!(30) |
[01:06] | だめかなー 無理かなー |
[01:11] | 視線が離れない |
[01:16] | おおとろ!! |
[01:17] | 逃げる手を探すことに |
[01:19] | 文字通りで命を懸ける |
[01:22] | さよならは まだしたくない この世界に |
[01:27] | 目の前に浮かんだ餌に |
[01:29] | 食らいついてみただけなのに |
[01:32] | どうすれば この針から |
[01:34] | 逃げられるんだ だっ だっ |
[01:37] | ゲソ!カサゴ!ミル貝!サンマ!たちうお!ホタテの貝柱!(37) |
[01:42] | あゆ!カレイ!数の子!カジキ!しらうお!シマアジ!ずわい蟹!(44) |
[01:47] | ネタ切れも近いのに |
[01:49] | ほっけ!イワナ!カキ!フグ!オコゼ!(49) |
[01:52] | 釣り人は帰らない |
[01:54] | アンコウ…… ひ、ひらめ!(エンガワ?) う、うるせーっ! |
[01:57] | クエ!サザエ!アイナメ!ニシン!エゾボラ!石鯛!キンメダイ!(58) |
[02:02] | コチ!サヨリ!イシナギ!カマス!ハタハタ!八角!ササガレイ!(65) |
[02:07] | アラ!かすべ!ソデイカ!オコゼ!チヌ!ホヤ!銀鮭!スルメイカ!(73) |
[02:12] | キス!スズキ!キビナゴ!ゴンズイ!イサヌ!キジハタ!タカベ!(80) |
[02:17] | ネギトロ軍艦 |
[02:18] | 馴染み薄いネタの名前に |
[02:21] | 首を傾げる人間様 |
[02:23] | だってもう メジャーなとこは |
[02:26] | 言い尽くしたし |
[02:28] | 魚介類で攻めることにも |
[02:31] | そろそろ限界感じます |
[02:33] | もういっそ 気分を逸らせれば |
[02:37] | なんでもいいや |
[02:38] | 逃げる手を探すことに(……イラ!銀鮫!) |
[02:41] | 文字通りで命を懸ける(八目鰻!生しらす!(85) |
[02:43] | さよならは まだしたくないこの世界に(桜エビ!……鉄火巻き!干瓢巻き!かっぱ巻き!)(89) |
[02:48] | 目の前に浮かんだ餌に(ナス!ウド!牛!!馬!!鯨!!わさび!!ガリ!!)(96) |
[02:51] | 食らいついてみただけなのに |
[02:53] | どうすれば この針から(豚カルビ!ハンバーグ!!天ぷら!!)(99) |
[02:56] | 逃げられるんだ だっ 痛あっ! |
[02:59] | …………わかさぎ。 |
[00:00] | |
[00:11] | . |
[00:13] | tu ran si jin |
[00:14] | sheng si wei ji xi. |
[00:17] | qie ba |
[00:19] | |
[00:21] | tian di qi yi |
[00:24] | shou si 100 ben sheng fu!! |
[00:26] | !!!!!!! 7 |
[00:31] | !! zhong!!!!! 14 |
[00:36] | tu ran xian tian di |
[00:41] | kou xian ba ding yuan |
[00:46] | !! gan!!!!!! 22 |
[00:51] | si mei wei |
[00:56] | tong zu zhi |
[01:01] | !! bei!!!!!! 30 |
[01:06] | wu li |
[01:11] | shi xian li |
[01:16] | !! |
[01:17] | tao shou tan |
[01:19] | wen zi tong ming xuan |
[01:22] | shi jie |
[01:27] | mu qian fu er |
[01:29] | shi |
[01:32] | zhen |
[01:34] | tao |
[01:37] | !! bei!!! bei zhu! 37 |
[01:42] | !! shu zi!!!! xie! 44 |
[01:47] | qie jin |
[01:49] | !!!!! 49 |
[01:52] | diao ren gui |
[01:54] | !? ! |
[01:57] | !!!!! shi diao!! 58 |
[02:02] | !!!!! ba jiao!! 65 |
[02:07] | !!!!!! yin gui!! 73 |
[02:12] | !!!!!!! 80 |
[02:17] | jun jian |
[02:18] | xun ran bao ming qian |
[02:21] | shou qing ren jian yang |
[02:23] | |
[02:26] | yan jin |
[02:28] | yu jie lei gong |
[02:31] | xian jie gan |
[02:33] | qi fen yi |
[02:37] | |
[02:38] | tao shou tan! yin jiao! |
[02:41] | wen zi tong ming xuan ba mu man! sheng! 85 |
[02:43] | shi jie ying! zhi huo juan! gan piao juan! juan! 89 |
[02:48] | mu qian fu er!! niu!! ma!! jing!!!!!! 96 |
[02:51] | shi |
[02:53] | zhen tun!!! tian!! 99 |
[02:56] | tao tong! |
[02:59] | . |
[00:00] | |
[00:11] | . |
[00:13] | tū rán sī jīn |
[00:14] | shēng sǐ wēi jī xí. |
[00:17] | qiè bá |
[00:19] | |
[00:21] | tiān dí qì yì |
[00:24] | shòu sī 100 běn shèng fù!! |
[00:26] | !!!!!!! 7 |
[00:31] | !! zhōng!!!!! 14 |
[00:36] | tū rán xiàn tiān dí |
[00:41] | kǒu xiān bā dīng yuǎn |
[00:46] | !! gān!!!!!! 22 |
[00:51] | sī měi wèi |
[00:56] | tóng zú zhī |
[01:01] | !! bèi!!!!!! 30 |
[01:06] | wú lǐ |
[01:11] | shì xiàn lí |
[01:16] | !! |
[01:17] | táo shǒu tàn |
[01:19] | wén zì tōng mìng xuán |
[01:22] | shì jiè |
[01:27] | mù qián fú ěr |
[01:29] | shí |
[01:32] | zhēn |
[01:34] | táo |
[01:37] | !! bèi!!! bèi zhù! 37 |
[01:42] | !! shù zi!!!! xiè! 44 |
[01:47] | qiè jìn |
[01:49] | !!!!! 49 |
[01:52] | diào rén guī |
[01:54] | !? ! |
[01:57] | !!!!! shí diāo!! 58 |
[02:02] | !!!!! bā jiǎo!! 65 |
[02:07] | !!!!!! yín guī!! 73 |
[02:12] | !!!!!!! 80 |
[02:17] | jūn jiàn |
[02:18] | xún rǎn báo míng qián |
[02:21] | shǒu qīng rén jiān yàng |
[02:23] | |
[02:26] | yán jǐn |
[02:28] | yú jiè lèi gōng |
[02:31] | xiàn jiè gǎn |
[02:33] | qì fēn yì |
[02:37] | |
[02:38] | táo shǒu tàn! yín jiāo! |
[02:41] | wén zì tōng mìng xuán bā mù mán! shēng! 85 |
[02:43] | shì jiè yīng! zhí huǒ juàn! gàn piáo juàn! juàn! 89 |
[02:48] | mù qián fú ěr!! niú!! mǎ!! jīng!!!!!! 96 |
[02:51] | shí |
[02:53] | zhēn tún!!! tiān!! 99 |
[02:56] | táo tòng! |
[02:59] | . |