| Song | Junior's in Love |
| Artist | Joe Diffie |
| Album | Third Rock from the Sun |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Linde | |
| With a dozen roses in his gunrack | |
| Junior pulled up into her sidelot | |
| Carried them up to the front door and hollered, | |
| "Wanda, lookit what I got!" | |
| She was sittin there watchin TV | |
| with a drywall hanger named Shorty | |
| She pressed her nose to the screen door and said, | |
| "They smell like WD40" | |
| He said, "Now don't you be that way, | |
| you know how much I love you | |
| I can't hardly sleep at night and when I do | |
| I dream of you. | |
| And by the way Shorty I thank you | |
| You could've had them put me in jail, Son | |
| I'm just glad I run out of air hose | |
| When I come at you with that nail gun." | |
| Oh Junior's in love, ain't that a good one? | |
| He'll track her down and then if she should run | |
| He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood, Son | |
| Junior's in love | |
| Wanda walked down the front steps and said, | |
| "I hate to break up the party, | |
| But I've got to get to work by 5, | |
| Would you run me over there, Shorty?" | |
| That's when Junior turned bright red and said, | |
| "I'm taking her to the diner!" | |
| And he threw Shorty in the truck bed | |
| with a busted nose and a shiner | |
| Oh Junior's in love, ain't that a hot one? | |
| There's lots of lovers and Junior he's not one | |
| Don't know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun | |
| Junior's in love | |
| Oh you know there's an old puddle down by the diner | |
| And it came out of his transmission | |
| That's where he parks every night and stares through the window | |
| In a lovesick and sorry condition | |
| Oh Junior's in love, ain't that a good one? | |
| He'll track her down and then if she should run | |
| He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood, Son | |
| Junior's in love | |
| Oh, he's in love |
| zuo ci : Linde | |
| With a dozen roses in his gunrack | |
| Junior pulled up into her sidelot | |
| Carried them up to the front door and hollered, | |
| " Wanda, lookit what I got!" | |
| She was sittin there watchin TV | |
| with a drywall hanger named Shorty | |
| She pressed her nose to the screen door and said, | |
| " They smell like WD40" | |
| He said, " Now don' t you be that way, | |
| you know how much I love you | |
| I can' t hardly sleep at night and when I do | |
| I dream of you. | |
| And by the way Shorty I thank you | |
| You could' ve had them put me in jail, Son | |
| I' m just glad I run out of air hose | |
| When I come at you with that nail gun." | |
| Oh Junior' s in love, ain' t that a good one? | |
| He' ll track her down and then if she should run | |
| He' ll bring her home like a deer on the hood, Son | |
| Junior' s in love | |
| Wanda walked down the front steps and said, | |
| " I hate to break up the party, | |
| But I' ve got to get to work by 5, | |
| Would you run me over there, Shorty?" | |
| That' s when Junior turned bright red and said, | |
| " I' m taking her to the diner!" | |
| And he threw Shorty in the truck bed | |
| with a busted nose and a shiner | |
| Oh Junior' s in love, ain' t that a hot one? | |
| There' s lots of lovers and Junior he' s not one | |
| Don' t know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun | |
| Junior' s in love | |
| Oh you know there' s an old puddle down by the diner | |
| And it came out of his transmission | |
| That' s where he parks every night and stares through the window | |
| In a lovesick and sorry condition | |
| Oh Junior' s in love, ain' t that a good one? | |
| He' ll track her down and then if she should run | |
| He' ll bring her home like a deer on the hood, Son | |
| Junior' s in love | |
| Oh, he' s in love |
| zuò cí : Linde | |
| With a dozen roses in his gunrack | |
| Junior pulled up into her sidelot | |
| Carried them up to the front door and hollered, | |
| " Wanda, lookit what I got!" | |
| She was sittin there watchin TV | |
| with a drywall hanger named Shorty | |
| She pressed her nose to the screen door and said, | |
| " They smell like WD40" | |
| He said, " Now don' t you be that way, | |
| you know how much I love you | |
| I can' t hardly sleep at night and when I do | |
| I dream of you. | |
| And by the way Shorty I thank you | |
| You could' ve had them put me in jail, Son | |
| I' m just glad I run out of air hose | |
| When I come at you with that nail gun." | |
| Oh Junior' s in love, ain' t that a good one? | |
| He' ll track her down and then if she should run | |
| He' ll bring her home like a deer on the hood, Son | |
| Junior' s in love | |
| Wanda walked down the front steps and said, | |
| " I hate to break up the party, | |
| But I' ve got to get to work by 5, | |
| Would you run me over there, Shorty?" | |
| That' s when Junior turned bright red and said, | |
| " I' m taking her to the diner!" | |
| And he threw Shorty in the truck bed | |
| with a busted nose and a shiner | |
| Oh Junior' s in love, ain' t that a hot one? | |
| There' s lots of lovers and Junior he' s not one | |
| Don' t know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun | |
| Junior' s in love | |
| Oh you know there' s an old puddle down by the diner | |
| And it came out of his transmission | |
| That' s where he parks every night and stares through the window | |
| In a lovesick and sorry condition | |
| Oh Junior' s in love, ain' t that a good one? | |
| He' ll track her down and then if she should run | |
| He' ll bring her home like a deer on the hood, Son | |
| Junior' s in love | |
| Oh, he' s in love |