| Song | Tampico Trauma |
| Artist | Jimmy Buffett |
| Album | You Had to Be There |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Lyrics:Jimmy Buffett Music:Jimmy Buffett | |
| I must look a mess I must admit | |
| But I have been travelling quite a bit | |
| South of the Border | |
| Where the law and order | |
| Is kept by Federales who just grin | |
| And tell you they just want to be your friend | |
| I left for Tampico last July | |
| I jumped off that boat I almost died | |
| There to greet us | |
| Were pretty senoritas | |
| I swore that I would not go home then | |
| All those lovely ladies were my friends | |
| Whoa, those sweet chiquitas they don't pretend | |
| Spoken: 'Como esta, Capitain...' | |
| That is all I really want to say | |
| I was thrown out of the country yesterday | |
| See I was, drinkin' double | |
| Causin' lots of trouble | |
| When the man looked in the window of the bar and he grinned | |
| And said, 'If you come back we just may not be your friend' | |
| 'I don't want to see you 'round here again' | |
| 'If you come back next time we may not...' (Hidy ho' boys!) |
| Lyrics: Jimmy Buffett Music: Jimmy Buffett | |
| I must look a mess I must admit | |
| But I have been travelling quite a bit | |
| South of the Border | |
| Where the law and order | |
| Is kept by Federales who just grin | |
| And tell you they just want to be your friend | |
| I left for Tampico last July | |
| I jumped off that boat I almost died | |
| There to greet us | |
| Were pretty senoritas | |
| I swore that I would not go home then | |
| All those lovely ladies were my friends | |
| Whoa, those sweet chiquitas they don' t pretend | |
| Spoken: ' Como esta, Capitain...' | |
| That is all I really want to say | |
| I was thrown out of the country yesterday | |
| See I was, drinkin' double | |
| Causin' lots of trouble | |
| When the man looked in the window of the bar and he grinned | |
| And said, ' If you come back we just may not be your friend' | |
| ' I don' t want to see you ' round here again' | |
| ' If you come back next time we may not...' Hidy ho' boys! |
| Lyrics: Jimmy Buffett Music: Jimmy Buffett | |
| I must look a mess I must admit | |
| But I have been travelling quite a bit | |
| South of the Border | |
| Where the law and order | |
| Is kept by Federales who just grin | |
| And tell you they just want to be your friend | |
| I left for Tampico last July | |
| I jumped off that boat I almost died | |
| There to greet us | |
| Were pretty senoritas | |
| I swore that I would not go home then | |
| All those lovely ladies were my friends | |
| Whoa, those sweet chiquitas they don' t pretend | |
| Spoken: ' Como esta, Capitain...' | |
| That is all I really want to say | |
| I was thrown out of the country yesterday | |
| See I was, drinkin' double | |
| Causin' lots of trouble | |
| When the man looked in the window of the bar and he grinned | |
| And said, ' If you come back we just may not be your friend' | |
| ' I don' t want to see you ' round here again' | |
| ' If you come back next time we may not...' Hidy ho' boys! |