| Song | Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rhum |
| Artist | Jimmy Buffett |
| Album | Christmas Island |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Brodie, Marks | |
| Lyrics:Jimmy Buffett/Ross Kunkel Music:Jimmy Buffett/Roger Guth/Peter Mayer | |
| Santa's stressed out as the holiday season draws near | |
| He's been doing the same job now going on two thousand years | |
| He's got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns | |
| He hates to admit it, but Christmas is more work than fun | |
| He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow | |
| Mr. Claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows | |
| Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams | |
| A break from his wife, his half frozen life | |
| the elves and that damn reindeer team | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Santa's run off to the Caribbean | |
| He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren't good | |
| He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood | |
| Just for the weekend he'd like to be Peter Pan | |
| Get out his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand | |
| Chorus: | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Santa's run off to the Caribbean | |
| Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| (Bridge) | |
| Chorus: | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Santa's run off to the Caribbean | |
| Marimbas, calimbas, he's playing steel drums | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Santa's run off to the Caribbean | |
| A week in the tropics and he'll be all right | |
| Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight | |
| (over the drums) | |
| Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night |
| zuo ci : Brodie, Marks | |
| Lyrics: Jimmy Buffett Ross Kunkel Music: Jimmy Buffett Roger Guth Peter Mayer | |
| Santa' s stressed out as the holiday season draws near | |
| He' s been doing the same job now going on two thousand years | |
| He' s got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns | |
| He hates to admit it, but Christmas is more work than fun | |
| He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow | |
| Mr. Claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows | |
| Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams | |
| A break from his wife, his half frozen life | |
| the elves and that damn reindeer team | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Santa' s run off to the Caribbean | |
| He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren' t good | |
| He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood | |
| Just for the weekend he' d like to be Peter Pan | |
| Get out his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand | |
| Chorus: | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Santa' s run off to the Caribbean | |
| Marimbas, calimbas, he' s playing steel drums | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Bridge | |
| Chorus: | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Santa' s run off to the Caribbean | |
| Marimbas, calimbas, he' s playing steel drums | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Santa' s run off to the Caribbean | |
| A week in the tropics and he' ll be all right | |
| Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight | |
| over the drums | |
| Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night |
| zuò cí : Brodie, Marks | |
| Lyrics: Jimmy Buffett Ross Kunkel Music: Jimmy Buffett Roger Guth Peter Mayer | |
| Santa' s stressed out as the holiday season draws near | |
| He' s been doing the same job now going on two thousand years | |
| He' s got pains in his brain and chimney scars cover his buns | |
| He hates to admit it, but Christmas is more work than fun | |
| He needs a vacation from bad decorations and snow | |
| Mr. Claus has escape plans, a secret that only he knows | |
| Beaches and palm trees appear night and day in his dreams | |
| A break from his wife, his half frozen life | |
| the elves and that damn reindeer team | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Santa' s run off to the Caribbean | |
| He thinks about boat drinks and fun in the sun | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Plastic creations and crass exploitations aren' t good | |
| He wants to go back to simple toys made out of wood | |
| Just for the weekend he' d like to be Peter Pan | |
| Get out his long johns and dance with a sword in the sand | |
| Chorus: | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Santa' s run off to the Caribbean | |
| Marimbas, calimbas, he' s playing steel drums | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Bridge | |
| Chorus: | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Santa' s run off to the Caribbean | |
| Marimbas, calimbas, he' s playing steel drums | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rhum | |
| Santa' s run off to the Caribbean | |
| A week in the tropics and he' ll be all right | |
| Sporting a tan as he rides out of sight | |
| over the drums | |
| Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night |