Altered Boy Lyrics

	Written：Jimmy Buffett/Wayne Jobson
	Oh no, he's buying an island
	Oh no, he's building a boat
	Why does he never stop smiling?
	Fun surrounds him like a deep moat
	Where does he get all those stories?
	How can he tell such a lie?
	He's bound to see purgatory
	His views are in short supply
	But Peter Pan would understand
	His schemes and dreams and ploys
	Best keep an eye on his slight hand
	He such an altered boy
	Good God, he's talking with parrots
	Painting his dreams in the sand
	Piling up beaucoup demerits
	Doing it just 'cause he can
	By Jove he's having a cocoa
	Evading those judgmental eyes
	Calmly walking his tight rope
	High above all the outcries
	But Peter Pan would understand
	His schemes and dreams and ploys
	Best keep an eye on his slight hand
	He such an altered boy
	The story goes
	he stumbled at the alter
	Now it seems he just blasphemes
	And dwells with dangers daughter
	Someone call the talking doctor
	Somebody get a SWAT team
	There he sits getting away with murder
	How dare him live out his dreams
	But Peter Pan would understand
	His schemes and dreams and ploys
	Best keep an eye on his slight hand
	He such an altered boy
	Oh no, he's sailing today
	Oh no, beware Paraguay
	Oh no, anchors aweigh
	Oh no

	Written: Jimmy Buffett Wayne Jobson
	Oh no, he' s buying an island
	Oh no, he' s building a boat
	Why does he never stop smiling?
	Fun surrounds him like a deep moat
	Where does he get all those stories?
	How can he tell such a lie?
	He' s bound to see purgatory
	His views are in short supply
	But Peter Pan would understand
	His schemes and dreams and ploys
	Best keep an eye on his slight hand
	He such an altered boy
	Good God, he' s talking with parrots
	Painting his dreams in the sand
	Piling up beaucoup demerits
	Doing it just ' cause he can
	By Jove he' s having a cocoa
	Evading those judgmental eyes
	Calmly walking his tight rope
	High above all the outcries
	But Peter Pan would understand
	His schemes and dreams and ploys
	Best keep an eye on his slight hand
	He such an altered boy
	The story goes
	he stumbled at the alter
	Now it seems he just blasphemes
	And dwells with dangers daughter
	Someone call the talking doctor
	Somebody get a SWAT team
	There he sits getting away with murder
	How dare him live out his dreams
	But Peter Pan would understand
	His schemes and dreams and ploys
	Best keep an eye on his slight hand
	He such an altered boy
	Oh no, he' s sailing today
	Oh no, beware Paraguay
	Oh no, anchors aweigh
	Oh no

	Written: Jimmy Buffett Wayne Jobson
	Oh no, he' s buying an island
	Oh no, he' s building a boat
	Why does he never stop smiling?
	Fun surrounds him like a deep moat
	Where does he get all those stories?
	How can he tell such a lie?
	He' s bound to see purgatory
	His views are in short supply
	But Peter Pan would understand
	His schemes and dreams and ploys
	Best keep an eye on his slight hand
	He such an altered boy
	Good God, he' s talking with parrots
	Painting his dreams in the sand
	Piling up beaucoup demerits
	Doing it just ' cause he can
	By Jove he' s having a cocoa
	Evading those judgmental eyes
	Calmly walking his tight rope
	High above all the outcries
	But Peter Pan would understand
	His schemes and dreams and ploys
	Best keep an eye on his slight hand
	He such an altered boy
	The story goes
	he stumbled at the alter
	Now it seems he just blasphemes
	And dwells with dangers daughter
	Someone call the talking doctor
	Somebody get a SWAT team
	There he sits getting away with murder
	How dare him live out his dreams
	But Peter Pan would understand
	His schemes and dreams and ploys
	Best keep an eye on his slight hand
	He such an altered boy
	Oh no, he' s sailing today
	Oh no, beware Paraguay
	Oh no, anchors aweigh
	Oh no

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