Everyday Normal Crew Lyrics
| Song | Everyday Normal Crew |
| Artist | Jon lajoie |
| Album | You Want Some of This? |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Hey yo! Fuck | |
| NWA (Get the fuck outta here). | |
| Fuck G Unit (fuck that shit). | |
| Fuck D12 (motherfucker!). | |
| Get the fuck out of the way (fuck you bitch!). | |
| Normal motherfucking crew (motherfucker!). | |
| Everyday normal crew (what what what what!). | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| You can fuck with us 'cause we won't fuck with you. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| Once a month we get drunk and watch | |
| Terminator 2. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| If you're hot bitches we're too shy to talk to you. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| And we get joy spending time with our families. | |
| This is my bro | |
| J-A to the | |
| S-O-N yo, the best at | |
| Mike Tyson's | |
| Punch Out on | |
| Nintendo. | |
| From Glass | |
| Joe to Macho | |
| Man, yo he fucks shit up, then | |
| Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut. | |
| And he's also pretty good at | |
| Super Mario 3, but he doesn't use the flutes cause he doesn't like cheats. | |
| Like the Contra code that he really doesn't like, | |
| Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, then | |
| B, A, B, A, | |
| Select, Start you got 30 lives. | |
| He says that shit's for pussies who don't know how to fight. | |
| Yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread, | |
| We call him that 'cause every time he gets out of bed he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread. | |
| Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed. | |
| Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesn't like | |
| Asian food. | |
| That's right bitches, he doesn't like | |
| Asian food. | |
| He doesn't like the taste of soy sauce, personally | |
| I love that shit but he does not. | |
| Yo Ben is my friend that owns every | |
| DVD from Goonies to | |
| Time Cop to | |
| Beverly Hills | |
| Cop 3. Dark | |
| Knight, First | |
| Knight, A | |
| Knight's Tale, and | |
| Knight Rider, | |
| He even owns the motherfucking movie | |
| Street Fighter. | |
| I borrow them from him | |
| I never pay to rent a movie, as long as | |
| I take care of the box and don't scratch the | |
| DVD, cause last week | |
| I borrowed | |
| City Slickers and it got scratched, | |
| I was hoping that he wouldn't notice when | |
| I brought it back. but he did and he was pissed so | |
| I apologized to him and he forgave me and | |
| I asked him if | |
| I could borrow the movie | |
| Twins. He was reluctant to do so, but he knows | |
| I love DeVito, with | |
| Schwarzenegger, that's a motherfucking comedic duo! | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, we own our tickets to | |
| Alanis Morissette in | |
| June. We just a regular everyday normal crew, we bust gats and cadillacs in | |
| Grand Theft | |
| Auto 2. We just a regular everyday normal crew, no party is a party without a | |
| Phil Collins too. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them. | |
| Yo this is | |
| D and he's a big fucking wrestling fan, | |
| Monday Night | |
| Raw, Smackdown, and all the shit from the past. | |
| Like Macho | |
| Man Randy | |
| Savage and | |
| Hulkamania, | |
| Every year he travels to attend | |
| WrestleMania. | |
| It may come as no surprise that he's never had sex, but it doesn't bother him 'cause he has the internet. | |
| He jerks off to freaky shit like 2 | |
| Girls 1 Cup, he's fucked up | |
| I tried watching it | |
| I fucking threw up. | |
| This my nigga | |
| KC (What the fuck did you just call me?), | |
| Sorry…I'll say friend. | |
| This is my friend | |
| KC the only black friend in the crew, not because we're racist every race is welcome in the group. | |
| Truthfully he's a friend of a friend | |
| I don't know him that well, but not because he's black my favorite actors are | |
| Denzel… and | |
| Samuel L. | |
| Jackson, I also like | |
| Bill Paxton, but not because he's white, but because of his acting. | |
| This is my friend | |
| Cleo, she really likes the | |
| Beatles, her favorite is | |
| McCartney and her least favorite is | |
| Ringo. A year ago | |
| I asked her to go on a date with me she said no, she said she'd rather just be friends, | |
| I started cryin and ran home. | |
| And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak, which is awkward 'cause we all hang out at least two times a week. | |
| Finally, I ain't me without my best friend | |
| Steve, He's got my motherfuckin' back although he's weaker than me. | |
| He'll probably have a heart attack sometime soon, but until then he's my top gun like fucking | |
| Tom Cruise. [Jon Lajoie:] | |
| Say it [Steve:] | |
| Nah [Jon Lajoie:] | |
| Say it, c'mon say it. [Steve:] | |
| Nah [Steve:] | |
| You want some of this bitch?! | |
| Money! Have a nice day bitch! | |
| If you play organized sports say, “ | |
| Hell yeah.†| |
| If you watch 24 say, “ | |
| Hell yeah.†| |
| If the only ass you see is in porn say, “ | |
| Hell yeah.†| |
| If you eat chocolate when you're bored say, “ | |
| Hell yeah.†| |
| I eat chocolate, a lot…when | |
| I'm bored. | |
| Um, I should stop though… my metabolism is slowing down. | |
| I also like pie…cherry…rhubarb. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, the joke's getting old | |
| I fucking agree with you. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| I just repeat the same shit from | |
| Normal Guy 1 and 2. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| What a twist with this one | |
| I rapped about my friends too. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| I think this cow's been milked dry…motherfucker! [Steve:] | |
| You want some of this bitch? | |
| You'll never get it…it's gonna go right up my asshole. |
| Hey yo! Fuck | |
| NWA Get the fuck outta here. | |
| Fuck G Unit fuck that shit. | |
| Fuck D12 motherfucker!. | |
| Get the fuck out of the way fuck you bitch!. | |
| Normal motherfucking crew motherfucker!. | |
| Everyday normal crew what what what what!. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| You can fuck with us ' cause we won' t fuck with you. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| Once a month we get drunk and watch | |
| Terminator 2. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| If you' re hot bitches we' re too shy to talk to you. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| And we get joy spending time with our families. | |
| This is my bro | |
| JA to the | |
| SON yo, the best at | |
| Mike Tyson' s | |
| Punch Out on | |
| Nintendo. | |
| From Glass | |
| Joe to Macho | |
| Man, yo he fucks shit up, then | |
| Tyson goes down with a star uppercut. | |
| And he' s also pretty good at | |
| Super Mario 3, but he doesn' t use the flutes cause he doesn' t like cheats. | |
| Like the Contra code that he really doesn' t like, | |
| Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, then | |
| B, A, B, A, | |
| Select, Start you got 30 lives. | |
| He says that shit' s for pussies who don' t know how to fight. | |
| Yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread, | |
| We call him that ' cause every time he gets out of bed he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread. | |
| Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed. | |
| Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesn' t like | |
| Asian food. | |
| That' s right bitches, he doesn' t like | |
| Asian food. | |
| He doesn' t like the taste of soy sauce, personally | |
| I love that shit but he does not. | |
| Yo Ben is my friend that owns every | |
| DVD from Goonies to | |
| Time Cop to | |
| Beverly Hills | |
| Cop 3. Dark | |
| Knight, First | |
| Knight, A | |
| Knight' s Tale, and | |
| Knight Rider, | |
| He even owns the motherfucking movie | |
| Street Fighter. | |
| I borrow them from him | |
| I never pay to rent a movie, as long as | |
| I take care of the box and don' t scratch the | |
| DVD, cause last week | |
| I borrowed | |
| City Slickers and it got scratched, | |
| I was hoping that he wouldn' t notice when | |
| I brought it back. but he did and he was pissed so | |
| I apologized to him and he forgave me and | |
| I asked him if | |
| I could borrow the movie | |
| Twins. He was reluctant to do so, but he knows | |
| I love DeVito, with | |
| Schwarzenegger, that' s a motherfucking comedic duo! | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, we own our tickets to | |
| Alanis Morissette in | |
| June. We just a regular everyday normal crew, we bust gats and cadillacs in | |
| Grand Theft | |
| Auto 2. We just a regular everyday normal crew, no party is a party without a | |
| Phil Collins too. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them. | |
| Yo this is | |
| D and he' s a big fucking wrestling fan, | |
| Monday Night | |
| Raw, Smackdown, and all the shit from the past. | |
| Like Macho | |
| Man Randy | |
| Savage and | |
| Hulkamania, | |
| Every year he travels to attend | |
| WrestleMania. | |
| It may come as no surprise that he' s never had sex, but it doesn' t bother him ' cause he has the internet. | |
| He jerks off to freaky shit like 2 | |
| Girls 1 Cup, he' s fucked up | |
| I tried watching it | |
| I fucking threw up. | |
| This my nigga | |
| KC What the fuck did you just call me?, | |
| Sorry I' ll say friend. | |
| This is my friend | |
| KC the only black friend in the crew, not because we' re racist every race is welcome in the group. | |
| Truthfully he' s a friend of a friend | |
| I don' t know him that well, but not because he' s black my favorite actors are | |
| Denzel and | |
| Samuel L. | |
| Jackson, I also like | |
| Bill Paxton, but not because he' s white, but because of his acting. | |
| This is my friend | |
| Cleo, she really likes the | |
| Beatles, her favorite is | |
| McCartney and her least favorite is | |
| Ringo. A year ago | |
| I asked her to go on a date with me she said no, she said she' d rather just be friends, | |
| I started cryin and ran home. | |
| And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak, which is awkward ' cause we all hang out at least two times a week. | |
| Finally, I ain' t me without my best friend | |
| Steve, He' s got my motherfuckin' back although he' s weaker than me. | |
| He' ll probably have a heart attack sometime soon, but until then he' s my top gun like fucking | |
| Tom Cruise. Jon Lajoie: | |
| Say it Steve: | |
| Nah Jon Lajoie: | |
| Say it, c' mon say it. Steve: | |
| Nah Steve: | |
| You want some of this bitch?! | |
| Money! Have a nice day bitch! | |
| If you play organized sports say, | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| If you watch 24 say, | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| If the only ass you see is in porn say, | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| If you eat chocolate when you' re bored say, | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| I eat chocolate, a lot when | |
| I' m bored. | |
| Um, I should stop though my metabolism is slowing down. | |
| I also like pie cherry rhubarb. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, the joke' s getting old | |
| I fucking agree with you. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| I just repeat the same shit from | |
| Normal Guy 1 and 2. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| What a twist with this one | |
| I rapped about my friends too. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| I think this cow' s been milked dry motherfucker! Steve: | |
| You want some of this bitch? | |
| You' ll never get it it' s gonna go right up my asshole. |
| Hey yo! Fuck | |
| NWA Get the fuck outta here. | |
| Fuck G Unit fuck that shit. | |
| Fuck D12 motherfucker!. | |
| Get the fuck out of the way fuck you bitch!. | |
| Normal motherfucking crew motherfucker!. | |
| Everyday normal crew what what what what!. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| You can fuck with us ' cause we won' t fuck with you. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| Once a month we get drunk and watch | |
| Terminator 2. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| If you' re hot bitches we' re too shy to talk to you. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| And we get joy spending time with our families. | |
| This is my bro | |
| JA to the | |
| SON yo, the best at | |
| Mike Tyson' s | |
| Punch Out on | |
| Nintendo. | |
| From Glass | |
| Joe to Macho | |
| Man, yo he fucks shit up, then | |
| Tyson goes down with a star uppercut. | |
| And he' s also pretty good at | |
| Super Mario 3, but he doesn' t use the flutes cause he doesn' t like cheats. | |
| Like the Contra code that he really doesn' t like, | |
| Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, then | |
| B, A, B, A, | |
| Select, Start you got 30 lives. | |
| He says that shit' s for pussies who don' t know how to fight. | |
| Yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread, | |
| We call him that ' cause every time he gets out of bed he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread. | |
| Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed. | |
| Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesn' t like | |
| Asian food. | |
| That' s right bitches, he doesn' t like | |
| Asian food. | |
| He doesn' t like the taste of soy sauce, personally | |
| I love that shit but he does not. | |
| Yo Ben is my friend that owns every | |
| DVD from Goonies to | |
| Time Cop to | |
| Beverly Hills | |
| Cop 3. Dark | |
| Knight, First | |
| Knight, A | |
| Knight' s Tale, and | |
| Knight Rider, | |
| He even owns the motherfucking movie | |
| Street Fighter. | |
| I borrow them from him | |
| I never pay to rent a movie, as long as | |
| I take care of the box and don' t scratch the | |
| DVD, cause last week | |
| I borrowed | |
| City Slickers and it got scratched, | |
| I was hoping that he wouldn' t notice when | |
| I brought it back. but he did and he was pissed so | |
| I apologized to him and he forgave me and | |
| I asked him if | |
| I could borrow the movie | |
| Twins. He was reluctant to do so, but he knows | |
| I love DeVito, with | |
| Schwarzenegger, that' s a motherfucking comedic duo! | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, we own our tickets to | |
| Alanis Morissette in | |
| June. We just a regular everyday normal crew, we bust gats and cadillacs in | |
| Grand Theft | |
| Auto 2. We just a regular everyday normal crew, no party is a party without a | |
| Phil Collins too. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them. | |
| Yo this is | |
| D and he' s a big fucking wrestling fan, | |
| Monday Night | |
| Raw, Smackdown, and all the shit from the past. | |
| Like Macho | |
| Man Randy | |
| Savage and | |
| Hulkamania, | |
| Every year he travels to attend | |
| WrestleMania. | |
| It may come as no surprise that he' s never had sex, but it doesn' t bother him ' cause he has the internet. | |
| He jerks off to freaky shit like 2 | |
| Girls 1 Cup, he' s fucked up | |
| I tried watching it | |
| I fucking threw up. | |
| This my nigga | |
| KC What the fuck did you just call me?, | |
| Sorry I' ll say friend. | |
| This is my friend | |
| KC the only black friend in the crew, not because we' re racist every race is welcome in the group. | |
| Truthfully he' s a friend of a friend | |
| I don' t know him that well, but not because he' s black my favorite actors are | |
| Denzel and | |
| Samuel L. | |
| Jackson, I also like | |
| Bill Paxton, but not because he' s white, but because of his acting. | |
| This is my friend | |
| Cleo, she really likes the | |
| Beatles, her favorite is | |
| McCartney and her least favorite is | |
| Ringo. A year ago | |
| I asked her to go on a date with me she said no, she said she' d rather just be friends, | |
| I started cryin and ran home. | |
| And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak, which is awkward ' cause we all hang out at least two times a week. | |
| Finally, I ain' t me without my best friend | |
| Steve, He' s got my motherfuckin' back although he' s weaker than me. | |
| He' ll probably have a heart attack sometime soon, but until then he' s my top gun like fucking | |
| Tom Cruise. Jon Lajoie: | |
| Say it Steve: | |
| Nah Jon Lajoie: | |
| Say it, c' mon say it. Steve: | |
| Nah Steve: | |
| You want some of this bitch?! | |
| Money! Have a nice day bitch! | |
| If you play organized sports say, | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| If you watch 24 say, | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| If the only ass you see is in porn say, | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| If you eat chocolate when you' re bored say, | |
| Hell yeah. | |
| I eat chocolate, a lot when | |
| I' m bored. | |
| Um, I should stop though my metabolism is slowing down. | |
| I also like pie cherry rhubarb. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, the joke' s getting old | |
| I fucking agree with you. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| I just repeat the same shit from | |
| Normal Guy 1 and 2. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| What a twist with this one | |
| I rapped about my friends too. | |
| We just a regular everyday normal crew, | |
| I think this cow' s been milked dry motherfucker! Steve: | |
| You want some of this bitch? | |
| You' ll never get it it' s gonna go right up my asshole. |
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