The Phonecall Lyrics
| Song | The Phonecall |
| Artist | Jon lajoie |
| Album | You Want Some of This? |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Can't believe this. [B:] | |
| I'm gonna kill this motherfucker. [sigh] [Jake (the other guy):] | |
| Hallo [B:] | |
| Hello, Jake [J:] | |
| Uh, hi there | |
| Bob. How is it going? [B:] | |
| Well, I'm just fun-fucking-tastic, | |
| Jake. How are you? [J:] | |
| Oh, you know. | |
| Can't complain. [B:] | |
| That's just fucking great. | |
| Hey. I just spoke with my neighbour who lives across the street, and he told me that you came by my house today. | |
| While I was at work. [J:] | |
| Oh, uh. Yeah, yeah, | |
| I just popped in there for a few minutes. [B:] | |
| A few minutes? | |
| My neighbour says it was more like three hours. | |
| So what could've you been possible doing alone in my house, with my wife, for three hours? [J:] | |
| Oh, no, no, no. | |
| Look I— [B:] ' | |
| Cause you see, a guy like me can get suspicious. [J:] | |
| Listen, uh. | |
| I can explain everything. | |
| I, I— [B:] | |
| Oh, I want you to explain. [J:] | |
| It's not what you think, um. [B:] | |
| Well, please, enlighten me | |
| Jake, 'cause | |
| I'm really fucking curious to know what you were doing. [J:] | |
| Look, it's nothing. | |
| It's stupid, really. | |
| I, I went over to your house, around one o'clock ([B:] huh), and | |
| I fucked your wife and then | |
| I left. [B:] | |
| Really... [J:] | |
| Really, I swear. | |
| I went over, | |
| I fucked her for a while, and after we both came, | |
| I just went home. [B:] | |
| Is my name | |
| Forest Gump, | |
| Jake? [J:] | |
| Um, what? [B:] | |
| Answer the fucking question! | |
| Is my name | |
| Forest Gump?! [J:] | |
| Oh, well, no. [B:] | |
| So why are you treating me like | |
| I'm a fucking retard. | |
| You expect me to believe that you were in my house for three hours and all you did was fuck my wife?! [J:] | |
| I came over, she, she blew me there for a while ([B:] aha) | |
| I came, so we had to wait for a while. | |
| Then we had sex in the kitchen, for a while, then we had sex in the living room... [B:] | |
| You're fucking lying to me, and | |
| I really don't like it | |
| Jake. You were in my house for three hours! [J:] | |
| No, no. It's not like that. | |
| You see, we had sex a few times, and then she wanted more. | |
| She said she was really wet and feeling dirty and she wants more than one cock inside of her ([B:] Hm). | |
| So we called your brother to see if he wanted to come over and get in on the action, and, and he said ' | |
| Yes!', so we waited around for about an hour. | |
| That's, that's why it took so long. [B:] | |
| Hmm. My brother? ([J:] Uhm) | |
| You and my brother double-teamed my wife? [J:] | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| We gave it to her boy. | |
| In every hole. [B:] | |
| Aha. See, that's funny. ' | |
| Cause my brother's in | |
| Miami this week. | |
| I find it hard to believe that my brother flew all the way to | |
| Miami here, to double-team my wife with you. [J:] | |
| Oh, well, uhh... [B:] | |
| And you know what the funny thing is? | |
| The facet in my kitchen has been leaking for three months now. | |
| And suddenly today, of all days, it decided to stop leaking. [J:] | |
| Uh, oh, oh. [B:] | |
| I'm gonna give you one last chance to answer this question. | |
| And if you lie, | |
| I guarantee you, you're gonna regret it. | |
| What where you doing in my house today?! [J:] | |
| I'm, I'm sorry. | |
| Your wife called me, and | |
| I didn't, | |
| I didn't. [B:] | |
| ANSWER THE | |
| FUCKING QU | |
| ESTION! [J:] | |
| Your wife wanted me to fix the facet, 'cause she couldn't stand the dripping noise anymore. | |
| I didn't want to do it, but she begged me! [B:] | |
| And what did | |
| YOU do?! [J:] | |
| I fixed it. | |
| I fixed the facet. | |
| I'm sorry! [B:] | |
| You motherfucking, cocksucking piece of shit, you fucking fix my facet, you backstabbing | |
| FUCK!, I'm gonna fix your face, you hear me?! [J: (crying)] | |
| I— [B:] | |
| I'm gonna fix your fucking... |
| Can' t believe this. B: | |
| I' m gonna kill this motherfucker. sigh Jake the other guy: | |
| Hallo B: | |
| Hello, Jake J: | |
| Uh, hi there | |
| Bob. How is it going? B: | |
| Well, I' m just funfuckingtastic, | |
| Jake. How are you? J: | |
| Oh, you know. | |
| Can' t complain. B: | |
| That' s just fucking great. | |
| Hey. I just spoke with my neighbour who lives across the street, and he told me that you came by my house today. | |
| While I was at work. J: | |
| Oh, uh. Yeah, yeah, | |
| I just popped in there for a few minutes. B: | |
| A few minutes? | |
| My neighbour says it was more like three hours. | |
| So what could' ve you been possible doing alone in my house, with my wife, for three hours? J: | |
| Oh, no, no, no. | |
| Look I" B: ' | |
| Cause you see, a guy like me can get suspicious. J: | |
| Listen, uh. | |
| I can explain everything. | |
| I, I" B: | |
| Oh, I want you to explain. J: | |
| It' s not what you think, um. B: | |
| Well, please, enlighten me | |
| Jake, ' cause | |
| I' m really fucking curious to know what you were doing. J: | |
| Look, it' s nothing. | |
| It' s stupid, really. | |
| I, I went over to your house, around one o' clock B: huh, and | |
| I fucked your wife and then | |
| I left. B: | |
| Really... J: | |
| Really, I swear. | |
| I went over, | |
| I fucked her for a while, and after we both came, | |
| I just went home. B: | |
| Is my name | |
| Forest Gump, | |
| Jake? J: | |
| Um, what? B: | |
| Answer the fucking question! | |
| Is my name | |
| Forest Gump?! J: | |
| Oh, well, no. B: | |
| So why are you treating me like | |
| I' m a fucking retard. | |
| You expect me to believe that you were in my house for three hours and all you did was fuck my wife?! J: | |
| I came over, she, she blew me there for a while B: aha | |
| I came, so we had to wait for a while. | |
| Then we had sex in the kitchen, for a while, then we had sex in the living room... B: | |
| You' re fucking lying to me, and | |
| I really don' t like it | |
| Jake. You were in my house for three hours! J: | |
| No, no. It' s not like that. | |
| You see, we had sex a few times, and then she wanted more. | |
| She said she was really wet and feeling dirty and she wants more than one cock inside of her B: Hm. | |
| So we called your brother to see if he wanted to come over and get in on the action, and, and he said ' | |
| Yes!', so we waited around for about an hour. | |
| That' s, that' s why it took so long. B: | |
| Hmm. My brother? J: Uhm | |
| You and my brother doubleteamed my wife? J: | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| We gave it to her boy. | |
| In every hole. B: | |
| Aha. See, that' s funny. ' | |
| Cause my brother' s in | |
| Miami this week. | |
| I find it hard to believe that my brother flew all the way to | |
| Miami here, to doubleteam my wife with you. J: | |
| Oh, well, uhh... B: | |
| And you know what the funny thing is? | |
| The facet in my kitchen has been leaking for three months now. | |
| And suddenly today, of all days, it decided to stop leaking. J: | |
| Uh, oh, oh. B: | |
| I' m gonna give you one last chance to answer this question. | |
| And if you lie, | |
| I guarantee you, you' re gonna regret it. | |
| What where you doing in my house today?! J: | |
| I' m, I' m sorry. | |
| Your wife called me, and | |
| I didn' t, | |
| I didn' t. B: | |
| ANSWER THE | |
| FUCKING QU | |
| ESTION! J: | |
| Your wife wanted me to fix the facet, ' cause she couldn' t stand the dripping noise anymore. | |
| I didn' t want to do it, but she begged me! B: | |
| And what did | |
| YOU do?! J: | |
| I fixed it. | |
| I fixed the facet. | |
| I' m sorry! B: | |
| You motherfucking, cocksucking piece of shit, you fucking fix my facet, you backstabbing | |
| FUCK!, I' m gonna fix your face, you hear me?! J: crying | |
| I" B: | |
| I' m gonna fix your fucking... |
| Can' t believe this. B: | |
| I' m gonna kill this motherfucker. sigh Jake the other guy: | |
| Hallo B: | |
| Hello, Jake J: | |
| Uh, hi there | |
| Bob. How is it going? B: | |
| Well, I' m just funfuckingtastic, | |
| Jake. How are you? J: | |
| Oh, you know. | |
| Can' t complain. B: | |
| That' s just fucking great. | |
| Hey. I just spoke with my neighbour who lives across the street, and he told me that you came by my house today. | |
| While I was at work. J: | |
| Oh, uh. Yeah, yeah, | |
| I just popped in there for a few minutes. B: | |
| A few minutes? | |
| My neighbour says it was more like three hours. | |
| So what could' ve you been possible doing alone in my house, with my wife, for three hours? J: | |
| Oh, no, no, no. | |
| Look I" B: ' | |
| Cause you see, a guy like me can get suspicious. J: | |
| Listen, uh. | |
| I can explain everything. | |
| I, I" B: | |
| Oh, I want you to explain. J: | |
| It' s not what you think, um. B: | |
| Well, please, enlighten me | |
| Jake, ' cause | |
| I' m really fucking curious to know what you were doing. J: | |
| Look, it' s nothing. | |
| It' s stupid, really. | |
| I, I went over to your house, around one o' clock B: huh, and | |
| I fucked your wife and then | |
| I left. B: | |
| Really... J: | |
| Really, I swear. | |
| I went over, | |
| I fucked her for a while, and after we both came, | |
| I just went home. B: | |
| Is my name | |
| Forest Gump, | |
| Jake? J: | |
| Um, what? B: | |
| Answer the fucking question! | |
| Is my name | |
| Forest Gump?! J: | |
| Oh, well, no. B: | |
| So why are you treating me like | |
| I' m a fucking retard. | |
| You expect me to believe that you were in my house for three hours and all you did was fuck my wife?! J: | |
| I came over, she, she blew me there for a while B: aha | |
| I came, so we had to wait for a while. | |
| Then we had sex in the kitchen, for a while, then we had sex in the living room... B: | |
| You' re fucking lying to me, and | |
| I really don' t like it | |
| Jake. You were in my house for three hours! J: | |
| No, no. It' s not like that. | |
| You see, we had sex a few times, and then she wanted more. | |
| She said she was really wet and feeling dirty and she wants more than one cock inside of her B: Hm. | |
| So we called your brother to see if he wanted to come over and get in on the action, and, and he said ' | |
| Yes!', so we waited around for about an hour. | |
| That' s, that' s why it took so long. B: | |
| Hmm. My brother? J: Uhm | |
| You and my brother doubleteamed my wife? J: | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| We gave it to her boy. | |
| In every hole. B: | |
| Aha. See, that' s funny. ' | |
| Cause my brother' s in | |
| Miami this week. | |
| I find it hard to believe that my brother flew all the way to | |
| Miami here, to doubleteam my wife with you. J: | |
| Oh, well, uhh... B: | |
| And you know what the funny thing is? | |
| The facet in my kitchen has been leaking for three months now. | |
| And suddenly today, of all days, it decided to stop leaking. J: | |
| Uh, oh, oh. B: | |
| I' m gonna give you one last chance to answer this question. | |
| And if you lie, | |
| I guarantee you, you' re gonna regret it. | |
| What where you doing in my house today?! J: | |
| I' m, I' m sorry. | |
| Your wife called me, and | |
| I didn' t, | |
| I didn' t. B: | |
| ANSWER THE | |
| FUCKING QU | |
| ESTION! J: | |
| Your wife wanted me to fix the facet, ' cause she couldn' t stand the dripping noise anymore. | |
| I didn' t want to do it, but she begged me! B: | |
| And what did | |
| YOU do?! J: | |
| I fixed it. | |
| I fixed the facet. | |
| I' m sorry! B: | |
| You motherfucking, cocksucking piece of shit, you fucking fix my facet, you backstabbing | |
| FUCK!, I' m gonna fix your face, you hear me?! J: crying | |
| I" B: | |
| I' m gonna fix your fucking... |
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