| 作曲 : 应蔚民 | |
| 作词 : 应蔚民 | |
| 我就是你老师你老师你老是 | |
| 你老师就是我就是我就是我 | |
| 我就是你老师你老师你老是 | |
| 你老师就是我 就是我 | |
| 是不是忘了？ 啊～啊～ | |
| 不是刚讲吗？啊～啊～ | |
| 怎样说你才记得啊？啊～啊～ | |
| 你说啊～你说啊～你说啊～你说啊～ | |
| 你到底了不了解啊？啊～啊～ | |
| 怎么说你才懂啊？啊～什么～再说一遍～ | |
| 不懂就给我滚出去，什么～什么～ | |
| 你说～你说～你难道不知道… | |
| （chorus） | |
| 到底要讲几遍啦？啊～啊～ | |
| 没有记得就不给你吃午餐！啊～啊～ | |
| 再记不得不给你放学！啊～啊～ | |
| 好，我讲最后一遍、你听好… | |
| （Guitar solo） | |
| 这样说你有没有了解啊，啊～ | |
| 你不要以为你老爸有钱我就不敢当你喔！ | |
| 我跟你说喔！你不要以为跟你妈妈一腿我就不敢当你喔！ | |
| 啊，说到你妈妈，也就是你那位功课不好同学他妈妈，昨 | |
| 天晚上来找我，说他爸爸常常不在家，对于他功课不好感 | |
| 到非常的自责。她泛起了泪光和我说：如果我会教学的话 | |
| ，就打他吧。我一听就知道她是个有智慧的女人，我输了 | |
| 。因为，如果我说不要，她一叫，邻居一听到，我马上身 | |
| 败名裂。我只好拿起没有用的教鞭，和她讨论不偷懒教学 | |
| 方式69分钟，哇勒PI，哇勒PA，哇勒BABABA…之后， | |
| 她用卫生纸擦拭嘴巴，准备离开，和我说，就用刚才的热 | |
| 情教你那位同学吧。我一听，才知道，昨晚，我变成一支 | |
| 喇叭了。一支比海参更活生生的阳具，居然被物化成乐器。 | |
| 啊…昨晚受母爱耻辱的恶狼，就是要来咬碎、啃烂、今日 | |
| 不学好的学生，生鲜待宰羔羊，这就是为何… | |
| （chorus） |
| zuo qu : ying wei min | |
| zuo ci : ying wei min | |
| wo jiu shi ni lao shi ni lao shi ni lao shi | |
| ni lao shi jiu shi wo jiu shi wo jiu shi wo | |
| wo jiu shi ni lao shi ni lao shi ni lao shi | |
| ni lao shi jiu shi wo jiu shi wo | |
| shi bu shi wang le? a a | |
| bu shi gang jiang ma? a a | |
| zen yang shuo ni cai ji de a? a a | |
| ni shuo a ni shuo a ni shuo a ni shuo a | |
| ni dao di liao bu liao jie a? a a | |
| zen me shuo ni cai dong a? a shen me zai shuo yi bian | |
| bu dong jiu gei wo gun chu qu, shen me shen me | |
| ni shuo ni shuo ni nan dao bu zhi dao | |
| chorus | |
| dao di yao jiang ji bian la? a a | |
| mei you ji de jiu bu gei ni chi wu can! a a | |
| zai ji bu de bu gei ni fang xue! a a | |
| hao, wo jiang zui hou yi bian ni ting hao | |
| Guitar solo | |
| zhe yang shuo ni you mei you liao jie a, a | |
| ni bu yao yi wei ni lao ba you qian wo jiu bu gan dang ni o! | |
| wo gen ni shuo o! ni bu yao yi wei gen ni ma ma yi tui wo jiu bu gan dang ni o! | |
| a, shuo dao ni ma ma, ye jiu shi ni na wei gong ke bu hao tong xue ta ma ma, zuo | |
| tian wan shang lai zhao wo, shuo ta ba ba chang chang bu zai jia, dui yu ta gong ke bu hao gan | |
| dao fei chang de zi ze. ta fan qi le lei guang he wo shuo: ru guo wo hui jiao xue de hua | |
| , jiu da ta ba. wo yi ting jiu zhi dao ta shi ge you zhi hui de nv ren, wo shu le | |
| . yin wei, ru guo wo shuo bu yao, ta yi jiao, lin ju yi ting dao, wo ma shang shen | |
| bai ming lie. wo zhi hao na qi mei you yong de jiao bian, he ta tao lun bu tou lan jiao xue | |
| fang shi 69 fen zhong, wa lei PI, wa lei PA, wa lei BABABA zhi hou, | |
| ta yong wei sheng zhi ca shi zui ba, zhun bei li kai, he wo shuo, jiu yong gang cai de re | |
| qing jiao ni na wei tong xue ba. wo yi ting, cai zhi dao, zuo wan, wo bian cheng yi zhi | |
| la ba le. yi zhi bi hai shen geng huo sheng sheng de yang ju, ju ran bei wu hua cheng yue qi. | |
| a zuo wan shou mu ai chi ru de e lang, jiu shi yao lai yao sui ken lan jin ri | |
| bu xue hao de xue sheng, sheng xian dai zai gao yang, zhe jiu shi wei he | |
| chorus |
| zuò qǔ : yīng wèi mín | |
| zuò cí : yīng wèi mín | |
| wǒ jiù shì nǐ lǎo shī nǐ lǎo shī nǐ lǎo shì | |
| nǐ lǎo shī jiù shì wǒ jiù shì wǒ jiù shì wǒ | |
| wǒ jiù shì nǐ lǎo shī nǐ lǎo shī nǐ lǎo shì | |
| nǐ lǎo shī jiù shì wǒ jiù shì wǒ | |
| shì bú shì wàng le? a a | |
| bú shì gāng jiǎng ma? a a | |
| zěn yàng shuō nǐ cái jì de a? a a | |
| nǐ shuō a nǐ shuō a nǐ shuō a nǐ shuō a | |
| nǐ dào dǐ liǎo bù liǎo jiě a? a a | |
| zěn me shuō nǐ cái dǒng a? a shén me zài shuō yī biàn | |
| bù dǒng jiù gěi wǒ gǔn chū qù, shén me shén me | |
| nǐ shuō nǐ shuō nǐ nán dào bù zhī dào | |
| chorus | |
| dào dǐ yào jiǎng jǐ biàn la? a a | |
| méi yǒu jì de jiù bù gěi nǐ chī wǔ cān! a a | |
| zài jì bù dé bù gěi nǐ fàng xué! a a | |
| hǎo, wǒ jiǎng zuì hòu yī biàn nǐ tīng hǎo | |
| Guitar solo | |
| zhè yàng shuō nǐ yǒu méi yǒu liǎo jiě a, a | |
| nǐ bú yào yǐ wéi nǐ lǎo bà yǒu qián wǒ jiù bù gǎn dāng nǐ ō! | |
| wǒ gēn nǐ shuō ō! nǐ bú yào yǐ wéi gēn nǐ mā mā yī tuǐ wǒ jiù bù gǎn dāng nǐ ō! | |
| a, shuō dào nǐ mā mā, yě jiù shì nǐ nà wèi gōng kè bù hǎo tóng xué tā mā mā, zuó | |
| tiān wǎn shàng lái zhǎo wǒ, shuō tā bà bà cháng cháng bù zài jiā, duì yú tā gōng kè bù hǎo gǎn | |
| dào fēi cháng de zì zé. tā fàn qǐ le lèi guāng hé wǒ shuō: rú guǒ wǒ huì jiào xué de huà | |
| , jiù dǎ tā ba. wǒ yī tīng jiù zhī dào tā shì gè yǒu zhì huì de nǚ rén, wǒ shū le | |
| . yīn wèi, rú guǒ wǒ shuō bú yào, tā yī jiào, lín jū yī tīng dào, wǒ mǎ shàng shēn | |
| bài míng liè. wǒ zhǐ hǎo ná qǐ méi yǒu yòng de jiào biān, hé tā tǎo lùn bù tōu lǎn jiào xué | |
| fāng shì 69 fēn zhōng, wa lēi PI, wa lēi PA, wa lēi BABABA zhī hòu, | |
| tā yòng wèi shēng zhǐ cā shì zuǐ bā, zhǔn bèi lí kāi, hé wǒ shuō, jiù yòng gāng cái de rè | |
| qíng jiào nǐ nà wèi tóng xué ba. wǒ yī tīng, cái zhī dào, zuó wǎn, wǒ biàn chéng yī zhī | |
| lǎ bā le. yī zhī bǐ hǎi shēn gèng huó shēng shēng de yáng jù, jū rán bèi wù huà chéng yuè qì. | |
| a zuó wǎn shòu mǔ ài chǐ rǔ de è láng, jiù shì yào lái yǎo suì kěn làn jīn rì | |
| bù xué hǎo de xué shēng, shēng xiān dài zǎi gāo yáng, zhè jiù shì wèi hé | |
| chorus |
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