| Song | If I Was With a Woman |
| Artist | Ian Dury |
| Album | Warts 'n' Audience [live] |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Dury, Jankel | |
| If I was with a woman she'd wonder what was happening | |
| Little things would slowly go askew | |
| If I was with a woman I'd make her quite unhappy | |
| Specially when she did not want me to | |
| If I was with a woman I'd make believe I loved her | |
| All the time I would not like her much | |
| If I was with a woman she'd soon become unsettled | |
| I'd show her but I would not let her touch | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing | |
| If I was with a woman I'd never ask her questions | |
| But if she did not want me to I would | |
| If I was with a woman I'd offer my indifference | |
| And make quite sure she never understood | |
| If I was with a woman I'd threaten to unload her | |
| Every time she asked me to explain | |
| If I was with a woman she'd have to learn to cherish | |
| The purity and depth of my disdain | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing | |
| I've been with a woman, she took away my spirit | |
| No woman's coming close to me again | |
| I've been with a woman, she took away my spirit | |
| No woman's coming close to me again | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing |
| zuo ci : Dury, Jankel | |
| If I was with a woman she' d wonder what was happening | |
| Little things would slowly go askew | |
| If I was with a woman I' d make her quite unhappy | |
| Specially when she did not want me to | |
| If I was with a woman I' d make believe I loved her | |
| All the time I would not like her much | |
| If I was with a woman she' d soon become unsettled | |
| I' d show her but I would not let her touch | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing | |
| If I was with a woman I' d never ask her questions | |
| But if she did not want me to I would | |
| If I was with a woman I' d offer my indifference | |
| And make quite sure she never understood | |
| If I was with a woman I' d threaten to unload her | |
| Every time she asked me to explain | |
| If I was with a woman she' d have to learn to cherish | |
| The purity and depth of my disdain | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing | |
| I' ve been with a woman, she took away my spirit | |
| No woman' s coming close to me again | |
| I' ve been with a woman, she took away my spirit | |
| No woman' s coming close to me again | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing |
| zuò cí : Dury, Jankel | |
| If I was with a woman she' d wonder what was happening | |
| Little things would slowly go askew | |
| If I was with a woman I' d make her quite unhappy | |
| Specially when she did not want me to | |
| If I was with a woman I' d make believe I loved her | |
| All the time I would not like her much | |
| If I was with a woman she' d soon become unsettled | |
| I' d show her but I would not let her touch | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing | |
| If I was with a woman I' d never ask her questions | |
| But if she did not want me to I would | |
| If I was with a woman I' d offer my indifference | |
| And make quite sure she never understood | |
| If I was with a woman I' d threaten to unload her | |
| Every time she asked me to explain | |
| If I was with a woman she' d have to learn to cherish | |
| The purity and depth of my disdain | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing | |
| I' ve been with a woman, she took away my spirit | |
| No woman' s coming close to me again | |
| I' ve been with a woman, she took away my spirit | |
| No woman' s coming close to me again | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Look at them laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing | |
| Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing |