| [00:00] | 【前两天，up主我正在刷微博╮(╯_╰)╭】 |
| [00:02] | 【突然看到一首歌，，，点开】 |
| [00:03] | 【钙哥】今天不小心路过了长安 看到一个田螺在打奶╮(╯-╰)╭ |
| [00:08] | 我擦我的眼睛没有瞎吗(⊙o⊙)？突然好想笑啊哈··· |
| [00:13] | 【丐哥的声音挺好听的嘛。。。】 |
| [00:16] | 等等、好像哪里··· |
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| [00:21] | 【你等着！劳资切喊人(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻】 |
| [00:24] | 【九大门派の愤怒】 |
| [00:32] | 我周一起床去打本 约会玄小晶 |
| [00:36] | 随手加了一个团 原来是秦皇陵 |
| [00:39] | 团长问我DPS 能打几万几 |
| [00:43] | 我说田螺鲸鱼随便挑 反正是第一 |
| [00:47] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:50] | 嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:54] | 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿哈哈哈 |
| [00:57] | 呀~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [01:04] | 正当我挂机吃早餐 团队刷起屏 |
| [01:08] | 进来一个小丐帮 装分八千七 |
| [01:12] | 他说团长你放宽心 我小药已备齐 |
| [01:16] | 石头精炼都搞定 DPS妥妥滴 |
| [01:19] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [01:22] | 嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [01:26] | 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿哈哈哈 |
| [01:30] | 呀~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [01:36] | 什么？⊙△⊙？ |
| [01:37] | 救命我没听错吧→_→ |
| [01:39] | 啊哈？丐帮打本？ |
| [01:42] | 哈哈~啊哈哈~【笑抽(¬_¬)】 |
| [01:50] | 丐帮打本？丐帮打本？【你特么在逗我→_→ 】啊哈哈，，，哈哈，，，啊哈哈，，， |
| [02:06] | 团长说真是对不起 老板已找齐 |
| [02:10] | 我们需要奶和T 暴力轰炸机 |
| [02:13] | 如果你想捡垃圾 大明宫在隔壁 |
| [02:17] | 丐帮来打什么本 搞什么飞机 |
| [02:21] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [02:24] | 嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [02:27] | 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿哈哈哈 |
| [02:31] | 呀~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [02:38] | 就这样到了星期天 我换号清CD |
| [02:42] | 看见那个小丐帮 在世界哭泣 |
| [02:46] | 他说工资一分都不要 还会高消费 |
| [02:49] | 只求一个好心团 他要拍装备 |
| [02:53] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [02:56] | 嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯嚯哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [03:00] | 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿哈哈哈 |
| [03:04] | 呀~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:00] | qian liang tian, up zhu wo zheng zai shua wei bo _ |
| [00:02] | tu ran kan dao yi shou ge,,, dian kai |
| [00:03] | gai ge jin tian bu xiao xin lu guo le chang an kan dao yi ge tian luo zai da nai |
| [00:08] | wo ca wo de yan jing mei you xia ma o? tu ran hao xiang xiao a ha |
| [00:13] | gai ge de sheng yin ting hao ting de ma... |
| [00:16] | deng deng hao xiang na li |
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| [00:21] | ni deng zhe! lao zi qie han ren |
| [00:24] | jiu da men pai fen nu |
| [00:32] | wo zhou yi qi chuang qu da ben yue hui xuan xiao jing |
| [00:36] | sui shou jia le yi ge tuan yuan lai shi qin huang ling |
| [00:39] | tuan zhang wen wo DPS neng da ji wan ji |
| [00:43] | wo shuo tian luo jing yu sui bian tiao fan zheng shi di yi |
| [00:47] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:50] | huo huo huo huo huo huo huo huo ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:54] | hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei ha ha ha |
| [00:57] | ya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [01:04] | zheng dang wo gua ji chi zao can tuan dui shua qi ping |
| [01:08] | jin lai yi ge xiao gai bang zhuang fen ba qian qi |
| [01:12] | ta shuo tuan zhang ni fang kuan xin wo xiao yao yi bei qi |
| [01:16] | shi tou jing lian dou gao ding DPS tuo tuo di |
| [01:19] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [01:22] | huo huo huo huo huo huo huo huo ha ha ha ha ha |
| [01:26] | hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei ha ha ha |
| [01:30] | ya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [01:36] | shen me?? |
| [01:37] | jiu ming wo mei ting cuo ba _ |
| [01:39] | a ha? gai bang da ben? |
| [01:42] | ha ha a ha ha xiao chou _ |
| [01:50] | gai bang da ben? gai bang da ben? ni te me zai dou wo _ a ha ha,,, ha ha,,, a ha ha,,, |
| [02:06] | tuan zhang shuo zhen shi dui bu qi lao ban yi zhao qi |
| [02:10] | wo men xu yao nai he T bao li hong zha ji |
| [02:13] | ru guo ni xiang jian la ji da ming gong zai ge bi |
| [02:17] | gai bang lai da shen me ben gao shen me fei ji |
| [02:21] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [02:24] | huo huo huo huo huo huo huo huo ha ha ha ha ha |
| [02:27] | hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei ha ha ha |
| [02:31] | ya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [02:38] | jiu zhe yang dao le xing qi tian wo huan hao qing CD |
| [02:42] | kan jian na ge xiao gai bang zai shi jie ku qi |
| [02:46] | ta shuo gong zi yi fen dou bu yao hai hui gao xiao fei |
| [02:49] | zhi qiu yi ge hao xin tuan ta yao pai zhuang bei |
| [02:53] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [02:56] | huo huo huo huo huo huo huo huo ha ha ha ha ha |
| [03:00] | hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei ha ha ha |
| [03:04] | ya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:00] | qián liǎng tiān, up zhǔ wǒ zhèng zài shuā wēi bó _ |
| [00:02] | tū rán kàn dào yī shǒu gē,,, diǎn kāi |
| [00:03] | gài gē jīn tiān bù xiǎo xīn lù guò le cháng ān kàn dào yí gè tián luó zài dǎ nǎi |
| [00:08] | wǒ cā wǒ de yǎn jīng méi yǒu xiā ma o? tū rán hǎo xiǎng xiào ā hā |
| [00:13] | gài gē de shēng yīn tǐng hǎo tīng de ma... |
| [00:16] | děng děng hǎo xiàng nǎ lǐ |
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| [00:21] | nǐ děng zhe! láo zī qiè hǎn rén |
| [00:24] | jiǔ dà mén pài fèn nù |
| [00:32] | wǒ zhōu yì qǐ chuáng qù dǎ běn yuē huì xuán xiǎo jīng |
| [00:36] | suí shǒu jiā le yí gè tuán yuán lái shì qín huáng líng |
| [00:39] | tuán zhǎng wèn wǒ DPS néng dǎ jǐ wàn jǐ |
| [00:43] | wǒ shuō tián luó jīng yú suí biàn tiāo fǎn zhèng shì dì yī |
| [00:47] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:50] | huò huò huò huò huò huò huò huò hā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:54] | hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hā hā hā |
| [00:57] | ya hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [01:04] | zhèng dāng wǒ guà jī chī zǎo cān tuán duì shuā qǐ píng |
| [01:08] | jìn lái yí gè xiǎo gài bāng zhuāng fēn bā qiān qī |
| [01:12] | tā shuō tuán zhǎng nǐ fàng kuān xīn wǒ xiǎo yào yǐ bèi qí |
| [01:16] | shí tou jīng liàn dōu gǎo dìng DPS tuǒ tuǒ dī |
| [01:19] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [01:22] | huò huò huò huò huò huò huò huò hā hā hā hā hā |
| [01:26] | hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hā hā hā |
| [01:30] | ya hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [01:36] | shén me?? |
| [01:37] | jiù mìng wǒ méi tīng cuò ba _ |
| [01:39] | ā hā? gài bāng dǎ běn? |
| [01:42] | hā hā ā hā hā xiào chōu _ |
| [01:50] | gài bāng dǎ běn? gài bāng dǎ běn? nǐ tè me zài dòu wǒ _ ā hā hā,,, hā hā,,, ā hā hā,,, |
| [02:06] | tuán zhǎng shuō zhēn shì duì bù qǐ lǎo bǎn yǐ zhǎo qí |
| [02:10] | wǒ men xū yào nǎi hé T bào lì hōng zhà jī |
| [02:13] | rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng jiǎn lā jī dà míng gōng zài gé bì |
| [02:17] | gài bāng lái dǎ shén me běn gǎo shén me fēi jī |
| [02:21] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [02:24] | huò huò huò huò huò huò huò huò hā hā hā hā hā |
| [02:27] | hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hā hā hā |
| [02:31] | ya hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [02:38] | jiù zhè yàng dào le xīng qī tiān wǒ huàn hào qīng CD |
| [02:42] | kàn jiàn nà gè xiǎo gài bāng zài shì jiè kū qì |
| [02:46] | tā shuō gōng zī yī fēn dōu bú yào hái huì gāo xiāo fèi |
| [02:49] | zhǐ qiú yí gè hǎo xīn tuán tā yào pāi zhuāng bèi |
| [02:53] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [02:56] | huò huò huò huò huò huò huò huò hā hā hā hā hā |
| [03:00] | hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hā hā hā |
| [03:04] | ya hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
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