| Song | I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves) |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Back in the D.H.S.S. |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount | |
| What am I supposed to do? | |
| I’m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy | |
| I haven’t even got a canoe | |
| I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll | |
| I went to hell on a red skidoo | |
| I did the Shake’n'Vac and broke my fucking back | |
| And now my library books are nine weeks overdue | |
| Knock, knock | |
| Who’s there? | |
| The patron saint of Llandudno | |
| The patron saint of Llandudno who? | |
| Tony Bastable | |
| You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours | |
| And I’ll be in heaven before you | |
| I love you because you look like Jim Reeves |
| My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount | |
| What am I supposed to do? | |
| I' m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy | |
| I haven' t even got a canoe | |
| I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll | |
| I went to hell on a red skidoo | |
| I did the Shake' n' Vac and broke my fucking back | |
| And now my library books are nine weeks overdue | |
| Knock, knock | |
| Who' s there? | |
| The patron saint of Llandudno | |
| The patron saint of Llandudno who? | |
| Tony Bastable | |
| You scratch my back and I' ll scratch yours | |
| And I' ll be in heaven before you | |
| I love you because you look like Jim Reeves |
| My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount | |
| What am I supposed to do? | |
| I' m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy | |
| I haven' t even got a canoe | |
| I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll | |
| I went to hell on a red skidoo | |
| I did the Shake' n' Vac and broke my fucking back | |
| And now my library books are nine weeks overdue | |
| Knock, knock | |
| Who' s there? | |
| The patron saint of Llandudno | |
| The patron saint of Llandudno who? | |
| Tony Bastable | |
| You scratch my back and I' ll scratch yours | |
| And I' ll be in heaven before you | |
| I love you because you look like Jim Reeves |