99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd Lyrics

Song	99% Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
Artist	Half Man Half Biscuit
Album	Back in the D.H.S.S.
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	Jesus Christ come on down!
	If you ever wondered how
	You get triangles from a cow
	You need butter, milk and cheese
	And an equilateral chainsaw
	In debt I owe someone a fiver
	Maybe I should try my hand at drag
	James Dean was just a careless driver
	And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag
	99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	Mary had a little lamb
	The doctors were astounded
	Everywhere she went
	Gynaecologists surrounded
	They’ve been cooking on Blue Peter
	Now they’re sampling the dishes
	“I don’t normally like tomatoes, John
	But this is delicious”
	99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd (take me home)
	The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out:
	“Where’s my Fiorucci?”
	Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn’t tell the bread
	Did you honestly think that they would?
	And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskas
	Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
	99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

	Jesus Christ come on down!
	If you ever wondered how
	You get triangles from a cow
	You need butter, milk and cheese
	And an equilateral chainsaw
	In debt I owe someone a fiver
	Maybe I should try my hand at drag
	James Dean was just a careless driver
	And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	Mary had a little lamb
	The doctors were astounded
	Everywhere she went
	Gynaecologists surrounded
	They' ve been cooking on Blue Peter
	Now they' re sampling the dishes
	" I don' t normally like tomatoes, John
	But this is delicious"
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd take me home
	The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out:
	" Where' s my Fiorucci?"
	Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn' t tell the bread
	Did you honestly think that they would?
	And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskas
	Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

	Jesus Christ come on down!
	If you ever wondered how
	You get triangles from a cow
	You need butter, milk and cheese
	And an equilateral chainsaw
	In debt I owe someone a fiver
	Maybe I should try my hand at drag
	James Dean was just a careless driver
	And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	Mary had a little lamb
	The doctors were astounded
	Everywhere she went
	Gynaecologists surrounded
	They' ve been cooking on Blue Peter
	Now they' re sampling the dishes
	" I don' t normally like tomatoes, John
	But this is delicious"
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd take me home
	The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out:
	" Where' s my Fiorucci?"
	Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn' t tell the bread
	Did you honestly think that they would?
	And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskas
	Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
	99 of gargoyles look like Bob Todd

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