Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus Lyrics
| Song | Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Back in the D.H.S.S. |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Oh I was walking round my local store | |
| Searching for the ten pence off Lenor | |
| When suddenly I bumped into this guy | |
| On seeing who it was I gave a cry | |
| “Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!” | |
| Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park | |
| When all at once she saw her husband Mark | |
| Well he was with a man down by the stream | |
| So Jane and baby both began to scream | |
| “Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!” | |
| Oh as the train pulled into platform three | |
| I looked around for my best girl to see | |
| As she disembarked but I didn’t seem to care | |
| ‘Cos someone passed that made me stop and stare | |
| Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania | |
| Stevie nicks books about kleptomania | |
| Johnny looked out of his bedroom window | |
| And shouted to his mum “Fred Titmus!” |
| Oh I was walking round my local store | |
| Searching for the ten pence off Lenor | |
| When suddenly I bumped into this guy | |
| On seeing who it was I gave a cry | |
| " Fuckin' ' Ell, It' s Fred Titmus!" | |
| Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park | |
| When all at once she saw her husband Mark | |
| Well he was with a man down by the stream | |
| So Jane and baby both began to scream | |
| " Fuckin' ' Ell, It' s Fred Titmus!" | |
| Oh as the train pulled into platform three | |
| I looked around for my best girl to see | |
| As she disembarked but I didn' t seem to care | |
| ' Cos someone passed that made me stop and stare | |
| Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania | |
| Stevie nicks books about kleptomania | |
| Johnny looked out of his bedroom window | |
| And shouted to his mum " Fred Titmus!" |
| Oh I was walking round my local store | |
| Searching for the ten pence off Lenor | |
| When suddenly I bumped into this guy | |
| On seeing who it was I gave a cry | |
| " Fuckin' ' Ell, It' s Fred Titmus!" | |
| Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park | |
| When all at once she saw her husband Mark | |
| Well he was with a man down by the stream | |
| So Jane and baby both began to scream | |
| " Fuckin' ' Ell, It' s Fred Titmus!" | |
| Oh as the train pulled into platform three | |
| I looked around for my best girl to see | |
| As she disembarked but I didn' t seem to care | |
| ' Cos someone passed that made me stop and stare | |
| Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania | |
| Stevie nicks books about kleptomania | |
| Johnny looked out of his bedroom window | |
| And shouted to his mum " Fred Titmus!" |
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