The Trumpton Riots Lyrics

	Ner ner-ner-ner ner-ner-ner ner
	Ner ner-ner-ner-ner-ner
	No! Oh oh oh!
	Elevate!
	Unemployment's rising
	In the Chigley end of town.
	And it's spreading like pneumonia;
	Doesn't look like going down.
	There's trouble at the fire station;
	Someone's had the sack.
	And the lads are going to launch a scheme
	To get rid of Captain Flack
	Tell PC McGarry
	To get himself a mate.
	And arm themselves with C.S.Gas
	They're gonna be out late.
	We've had Cant conformism since 1966.
	And now subversions in the air
	In the shape of flying bricks!
	Chorus:
	Someone get a message through
	To Captain Snort
	That they better start assembling
	The boys from the fort.
	And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
	'Cause there's gonna be riot
	Down in Trumpton Tonight.
	All this aristocracy
	Has really got to stop.
	We can overthrow the surgery
	And kidnap Doctor Mop
	And Chippy Minton’s Socialists
	Could storm the market square
	And make plans to assassinate
	Our autocratic mayor!
	Windy Militant leads
	His Basque-like corn grinders to war
	With windmill sails and bombs with nails
	They smash the town hall door.
	But Snorty and the boys arrive
	With one big erstwhile crew
	Whereupon they bring about
	A military coup.
	Chorus x 2

	Ner nernerner nernerner ner
	Ner nernernernerner
	No! Oh oh oh!
	Elevate!
	Unemployment' s rising
	In the Chigley end of town.
	And it' s spreading like pneumonia
	Doesn' t look like going down.
	There' s trouble at the fire station
	Someone' s had the sack.
	And the lads are going to launch a scheme
	To get rid of Captain Flack
	Tell PC McGarry
	To get himself a mate.
	And arm themselves with C. S. Gas
	They' re gonna be out late.
	We' ve had Cant conformism since 1966.
	And now subversions in the air
	In the shape of flying bricks!
	Chorus:
	Someone get a message through
	To Captain Snort
	That they better start assembling
	The boys from the fort.
	And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
	' Cause there' s gonna be riot
	Down in Trumpton Tonight.
	All this aristocracy
	Has really got to stop.
	We can overthrow the surgery
	And kidnap Doctor Mop
	And Chippy Minton' s Socialists
	Could storm the market square
	And make plans to assassinate
	Our autocratic mayor!
	Windy Militant leads
	His Basquelike corn grinders to war
	With windmill sails and bombs with nails
	They smash the town hall door.
	But Snorty and the boys arrive
	With one big erstwhile crew
	Whereupon they bring about
	A military coup.
	Chorus x 2

	Ner nernerner nernerner ner
	Ner nernernernerner
	No! Oh oh oh!
	Elevate!
	Unemployment' s rising
	In the Chigley end of town.
	And it' s spreading like pneumonia
	Doesn' t look like going down.
	There' s trouble at the fire station
	Someone' s had the sack.
	And the lads are going to launch a scheme
	To get rid of Captain Flack
	Tell PC McGarry
	To get himself a mate.
	And arm themselves with C. S. Gas
	They' re gonna be out late.
	We' ve had Cant conformism since 1966.
	And now subversions in the air
	In the shape of flying bricks!
	Chorus:
	Someone get a message through
	To Captain Snort
	That they better start assembling
	The boys from the fort.
	And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
	' Cause there' s gonna be riot
	Down in Trumpton Tonight.
	All this aristocracy
	Has really got to stop.
	We can overthrow the surgery
	And kidnap Doctor Mop
	And Chippy Minton' s Socialists
	Could storm the market square
	And make plans to assassinate
	Our autocratic mayor!
	Windy Militant leads
	His Basquelike corn grinders to war
	With windmill sails and bombs with nails
	They smash the town hall door.
	But Snorty and the boys arrive
	With one big erstwhile crew
	Whereupon they bring about
	A military coup.
	Chorus x 2

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