All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit Lyrics

Song	All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit
Artist	Half Man Half Biscuit
Album	ACD
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	There was one in the gang who had Scalextric
	And because of that he thought he was better than you
	Every day after school you’d go round there to play it
	Hoping to compete for some kind of championship
	But it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track up
	And even when you did the thing never seemed to work
	It was a dodgy transformer again and again
	A dodgy transformer again and again
	It was a dodgy transformer again and again
	A dodgy transformer that cost three pound ten
	So he’d send his doting mother up the stairs with the stepladders
	To get the Subbuteo out of the loft
	He had all the accessories required for that big match atmosphere
	The crowd and the dugout and the floodlights too
	You’d always get palmed off with a headless centre forward
	And a goalkeeper with no arms and a face like his
	And he’d managed to get hold of a Dukla Prague away kit
	‘Cos his uncle owned a sports shop and he’d kept it to one side
	And after only five minutes you’d be down to ten men
	‘Cos he’d sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left winger
	And come to half time you were losing four-nil
	Each and every goal a hotly disputed penalty
	So you’d smash up the floodlights and the match was abandoned
	And the dog would bark and you’d be banned from his house
	And your travelling army of synthetic supporters
	Would be taken away from you and thrown in the bin
	Now he’s working in a job with a future
	He hands me my Giro every two weeks
	And me I’m on the lookout for a proper transformer …errr

	There was one in the gang who had Scalextric
	And because of that he thought he was better than you
	Every day after school you' d go round there to play it
	Hoping to compete for some kind of championship
	But it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track up
	And even when you did the thing never seemed to work
	It was a dodgy transformer again and again
	A dodgy transformer again and again
	It was a dodgy transformer again and again
	A dodgy transformer that cost three pound ten
	So he' d send his doting mother up the stairs with the stepladders
	To get the Subbuteo out of the loft
	He had all the accessories required for that big match atmosphere
	The crowd and the dugout and the floodlights too
	You' d always get palmed off with a headless centre forward
	And a goalkeeper with no arms and a face like his
	And he' d managed to get hold of a Dukla Prague away kit
	' Cos his uncle owned a sports shop and he' d kept it to one side
	And after only five minutes you' d be down to ten men
	' Cos he' d sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left winger
	And come to half time you were losing fournil
	Each and every goal a hotly disputed penalty
	So you' d smash up the floodlights and the match was abandoned
	And the dog would bark and you' d be banned from his house
	And your travelling army of synthetic supporters
	Would be taken away from you and thrown in the bin
	Now he' s working in a job with a future
	He hands me my Giro every two weeks
	And me I' m on the lookout for a proper transformer errr

	There was one in the gang who had Scalextric
	And because of that he thought he was better than you
	Every day after school you' d go round there to play it
	Hoping to compete for some kind of championship
	But it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track up
	And even when you did the thing never seemed to work
	It was a dodgy transformer again and again
	A dodgy transformer again and again
	It was a dodgy transformer again and again
	A dodgy transformer that cost three pound ten
	So he' d send his doting mother up the stairs with the stepladders
	To get the Subbuteo out of the loft
	He had all the accessories required for that big match atmosphere
	The crowd and the dugout and the floodlights too
	You' d always get palmed off with a headless centre forward
	And a goalkeeper with no arms and a face like his
	And he' d managed to get hold of a Dukla Prague away kit
	' Cos his uncle owned a sports shop and he' d kept it to one side
	And after only five minutes you' d be down to ten men
	' Cos he' d sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left winger
	And come to half time you were losing fournil
	Each and every goal a hotly disputed penalty
	So you' d smash up the floodlights and the match was abandoned
	And the dog would bark and you' d be banned from his house
	And your travelling army of synthetic supporters
	Would be taken away from you and thrown in the bin
	Now he' s working in a job with a future
	He hands me my Giro every two weeks
	And me I' m on the lookout for a proper transformer errr

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