| Song | I Was a Teenage Armchair Honved Fan |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | ACD |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Woke up this morning, found myself in bed | |
| My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil | |
| I’d dreamt about a love affair in far-off Budapest | |
| The sort of thing that sugars every pill | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I went dans la cuisine in a bilinguistic mood | |
| And Morphy Richards popped up with the goods | |
| I was feeling ‘Hungary’ both this morning and last night | |
| And with an appetite like that you see the woods | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| Is this the bit where we’re supposed to make guitars collide | |
| And is this the bit where we release all that raw energy | |
| And is this the bit where we go crashing through those barriers | |
| Like what they do in music mags? | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage, wham bam thank you | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan |
| Woke up this morning, found myself in bed | |
| My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil | |
| I' d dreamt about a love affair in faroff Budapest | |
| The sort of thing that sugars every pill | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I went dans la cuisine in a bilinguistic mood | |
| And Morphy Richards popped up with the goods | |
| I was feeling ' Hungary' both this morning and last night | |
| And with an appetite like that you see the woods | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| Is this the bit where we' re supposed to make guitars collide | |
| And is this the bit where we release all that raw energy | |
| And is this the bit where we go crashing through those barriers | |
| Like what they do in music mags? | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage, wham bam thank you | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan |
| Woke up this morning, found myself in bed | |
| My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil | |
| I' d dreamt about a love affair in faroff Budapest | |
| The sort of thing that sugars every pill | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I went dans la cuisine in a bilinguistic mood | |
| And Morphy Richards popped up with the goods | |
| I was feeling ' Hungary' both this morning and last night | |
| And with an appetite like that you see the woods | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| Is this the bit where we' re supposed to make guitars collide | |
| And is this the bit where we release all that raw energy | |
| And is this the bit where we go crashing through those barriers | |
| Like what they do in music mags? | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage, wham bam thank you | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan | |
| I was a teenage armchair Honved fan |