Secret Gig Lyrics
| Song | Secret Gig |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Four Lads Who Shook the Wirral |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Sssh | |
| They’re gonna be unveiling some new material | |
| Some new material | |
| Some new material | |
| And the drummer’s got a song | |
| That he’d like to try out | |
| In a live environment, a live environment | |
| Tell it down the mines | |
| There’s gonna be a secret gig | |
| You’ve gotta knock three times | |
| If you want to see a secret gig | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Sssh | |
| The information needed can be found in anagram | |
| On the internet the day before | |
| I’ve got a cousin in Tredegar | |
| But he’s unreliable | |
| And undeniably a rank buffoon | |
| But I can tolerate his crimes | |
| ‘Cos he’s never done a secret gig | |
| He’s gotta knock three times | |
| If he wants to see a secret gig | |
| Ten past nine, The Borderline | |
| A mole sold a leak to the new fanzine | |
| The ‘zine flipped | |
| Tongue slipped | |
| And we all headed off to the nearest tube | |
| Sssh | |
| MI5 Plus One | |
| CIA Plus Two | |
| MFI Plus Three | |
| Sir Roger Casement Plus Four | |
| Bob from the basement and friends | |
| Evan Dando Plus Ten | |
| And his sister Suzanne | |
| Who lives by the river | |
| Sssh |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Sssh | |
| They' re gonna be unveiling some new material | |
| Some new material | |
| Some new material | |
| And the drummer' s got a song | |
| That he' d like to try out | |
| In a live environment, a live environment | |
| Tell it down the mines | |
| There' s gonna be a secret gig | |
| You' ve gotta knock three times | |
| If you want to see a secret gig | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Sssh | |
| The information needed can be found in anagram | |
| On the internet the day before | |
| I' ve got a cousin in Tredegar | |
| But he' s unreliable | |
| And undeniably a rank buffoon | |
| But I can tolerate his crimes | |
| ' Cos he' s never done a secret gig | |
| He' s gotta knock three times | |
| If he wants to see a secret gig | |
| Ten past nine, The Borderline | |
| A mole sold a leak to the new fanzine | |
| The ' zine flipped | |
| Tongue slipped | |
| And we all headed off to the nearest tube | |
| Sssh | |
| MI5 Plus One | |
| CIA Plus Two | |
| MFI Plus Three | |
| Sir Roger Casement Plus Four | |
| Bob from the basement and friends | |
| Evan Dando Plus Ten | |
| And his sister Suzanne | |
| Who lives by the river | |
| Sssh |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Sssh | |
| They' re gonna be unveiling some new material | |
| Some new material | |
| Some new material | |
| And the drummer' s got a song | |
| That he' d like to try out | |
| In a live environment, a live environment | |
| Tell it down the mines | |
| There' s gonna be a secret gig | |
| You' ve gotta knock three times | |
| If you want to see a secret gig | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Psst Sssh | |
| Sssh | |
| The information needed can be found in anagram | |
| On the internet the day before | |
| I' ve got a cousin in Tredegar | |
| But he' s unreliable | |
| And undeniably a rank buffoon | |
| But I can tolerate his crimes | |
| ' Cos he' s never done a secret gig | |
| He' s gotta knock three times | |
| If he wants to see a secret gig | |
| Ten past nine, The Borderline | |
| A mole sold a leak to the new fanzine | |
| The ' zine flipped | |
| Tongue slipped | |
| And we all headed off to the nearest tube | |
| Sssh | |
| MI5 Plus One | |
| CIA Plus Two | |
| MFI Plus Three | |
| Sir Roger Casement Plus Four | |
| Bob from the basement and friends | |
| Evan Dando Plus Ten | |
| And his sister Suzanne | |
| Who lives by the river | |
| Sssh |
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