| Song | On Reaching the Wensum |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Four Lads Who Shook the Wirral |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| They came from the conference facility | |
| Where they’d largely ignored jugs of water | |
| I wanna fly my biplane | |
| Low over Swaffham | |
| I wanna wave at astonished rustics | |
| I’m gonna plead profitless chicanery | |
| And it’s all my arse | |
| It’s all my arse | |
| It’s all my arse | |
| Red Dwarf is all my arse | |
| They never show so therefore | |
| Aliens are boring | |
| Wide berth Akabusi at Cemaes Bay | |
| Lest he get hysterical | |
| And it’s all my arse | |
| It’s all my arse | |
| It’s all my arse | |
| New Deal is all my arse | |
| Can you smell my presence in the laundry of your catwalk girlfriend? | |
| Or does it hang in the air at the Restart interview? |
| They came from the conference facility | |
| Where they' d largely ignored jugs of water | |
| I wanna fly my biplane | |
| Low over Swaffham | |
| I wanna wave at astonished rustics | |
| I' m gonna plead profitless chicanery | |
| And it' s all my arse | |
| It' s all my arse | |
| It' s all my arse | |
| Red Dwarf is all my arse | |
| They never show so therefore | |
| Aliens are boring | |
| Wide berth Akabusi at Cemaes Bay | |
| Lest he get hysterical | |
| And it' s all my arse | |
| It' s all my arse | |
| It' s all my arse | |
| New Deal is all my arse | |
| Can you smell my presence in the laundry of your catwalk girlfriend? | |
| Or does it hang in the air at the Restart interview? |
| They came from the conference facility | |
| Where they' d largely ignored jugs of water | |
| I wanna fly my biplane | |
| Low over Swaffham | |
| I wanna wave at astonished rustics | |
| I' m gonna plead profitless chicanery | |
| And it' s all my arse | |
| It' s all my arse | |
| It' s all my arse | |
| Red Dwarf is all my arse | |
| They never show so therefore | |
| Aliens are boring | |
| Wide berth Akabusi at Cemaes Bay | |
| Lest he get hysterical | |
| And it' s all my arse | |
| It' s all my arse | |
| It' s all my arse | |
| New Deal is all my arse | |
| Can you smell my presence in the laundry of your catwalk girlfriend? | |
| Or does it hang in the air at the Restart interview? |