| Song | Outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | McIntyre, Treadmore & Davitt |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Tedious people, tiresome town | |
| Under the gaze of the mayoral frown | |
| Always calm with a gentle breeze | |
| Tarkus in black vinyl please | |
| What would you do | |
| If the sexton’s wife from the best-kept village nearby came running | |
| With bells round her neck and said | |
| You’d better move away, tomorrow or today | |
| ’cause when the owl starts laughing | |
| We will all fall down | |
| There’s an outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis on the way | |
| Why it’s Mr Kowalski | |
| It was you all along | |
| That ski lodge would have been mine | |
| If it wasn’t for you meddling kids | |
| But what can you do | |
| When your Mum’s in Rampton, bouncing off the walls | |
| And singing “Who’s afraid, of Virginia Wade?” | |
| Why do that today when you can always put it off until tomorrow? | |
| Was our motto | |
| Subsequently engraved on a plaque | |
| As a reminder of the attack | |
| Of Vitas Gerulaitis | |
| We all fall down | |
| We all fall down | |
| We all fall down | |
| We all fall down | |
| Who’s afraid of Virginia Wade? | |
| Who’s afraid of Virginia Wade? | |
| An outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis | |
| In the town | |
| In the town | |
| In the town | |
| In the town | |
| We all fall down |
| Tedious people, tiresome town | |
| Under the gaze of the mayoral frown | |
| Always calm with a gentle breeze | |
| Tarkus in black vinyl please | |
| What would you do | |
| If the sexton' s wife from the bestkept village nearby came running | |
| With bells round her neck and said | |
| You' d better move away, tomorrow or today | |
| ' cause when the owl starts laughing | |
| We will all fall down | |
| There' s an outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis on the way | |
| Why it' s Mr Kowalski | |
| It was you all along | |
| That ski lodge would have been mine | |
| If it wasn' t for you meddling kids | |
| But what can you do | |
| When your Mum' s in Rampton, bouncing off the walls | |
| And singing " Who' s afraid, of Virginia Wade?" | |
| Why do that today when you can always put it off until tomorrow? | |
| Was our motto | |
| Subsequently engraved on a plaque | |
| As a reminder of the attack | |
| Of Vitas Gerulaitis | |
| We all fall down | |
| We all fall down | |
| We all fall down | |
| We all fall down | |
| Who' s afraid of Virginia Wade? | |
| Who' s afraid of Virginia Wade? | |
| An outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis | |
| In the town | |
| In the town | |
| In the town | |
| In the town | |
| We all fall down |
| Tedious people, tiresome town | |
| Under the gaze of the mayoral frown | |
| Always calm with a gentle breeze | |
| Tarkus in black vinyl please | |
| What would you do | |
| If the sexton' s wife from the bestkept village nearby came running | |
| With bells round her neck and said | |
| You' d better move away, tomorrow or today | |
| ' cause when the owl starts laughing | |
| We will all fall down | |
| There' s an outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis on the way | |
| Why it' s Mr Kowalski | |
| It was you all along | |
| That ski lodge would have been mine | |
| If it wasn' t for you meddling kids | |
| But what can you do | |
| When your Mum' s in Rampton, bouncing off the walls | |
| And singing " Who' s afraid, of Virginia Wade?" | |
| Why do that today when you can always put it off until tomorrow? | |
| Was our motto | |
| Subsequently engraved on a plaque | |
| As a reminder of the attack | |
| Of Vitas Gerulaitis | |
| We all fall down | |
| We all fall down | |
| We all fall down | |
| We all fall down | |
| Who' s afraid of Virginia Wade? | |
| Who' s afraid of Virginia Wade? | |
| An outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis | |
| In the town | |
| In the town | |
| In the town | |
| In the town | |
| We all fall down |