Mate of the Bloke Lyrics
| Song | Mate of the Bloke |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Achtung Bono |
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| Beware of the man who only shows you the best bits | |
| Beware of the band who type out their set lists | |
| Sometimes instead of Arthur Lee | |
| I’d much prefer some Arthur Lowe | |
| And with you by my side | |
| I would aspire to ascend | |
| Such heights where we’d find | |
| Tears and laughter cease to matter | |
| And we’d be pleasantly surprised | |
| By our annual water bill | |
| I’m an early ’til late, indispensable mate | |
| Of the bloke who does the PA | |
| I can lend or offend, I can mend and befriend | |
| As I help to set up the PA | |
| As I help to set up the PA | |
| I found myself being sued | |
| By the firm More O’Ferrall | |
| I’d sprayed a graffito onto | |
| One of their hoardings | |
| It was for Monsters of Rock | |
| And I’d sprayed “In Church Hall if wet” | |
| They were sealing my fate | |
| When I said “But I’m a mate | |
| Of the bloke who does the PA” | |
| And the magistrate, he was a mate of a mate | |
| Of the bloke who sets up the PA | |
| Of the bloke who sets up the PA | |
| So throw it out of court | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m a mate of the bloke | |
| I’m lost without an inside pocket | |
| I’m lost without an inside pocket | |
| I can find my way home from Sierra Leone | |
| But I’m lost without an inside pocket | |
| I’m lost without an inside pocket | |
| I’m lost without an inside pocket |
| Beware of the man who only shows you the best bits | |
| Beware of the band who type out their set lists | |
| Sometimes instead of Arthur Lee | |
| I' d much prefer some Arthur Lowe | |
| And with you by my side | |
| I would aspire to ascend | |
| Such heights where we' d find | |
| Tears and laughter cease to matter | |
| And we' d be pleasantly surprised | |
| By our annual water bill | |
| I' m an early ' til late, indispensable mate | |
| Of the bloke who does the PA | |
| I can lend or offend, I can mend and befriend | |
| As I help to set up the PA | |
| As I help to set up the PA | |
| I found myself being sued | |
| By the firm More O' Ferrall | |
| I' d sprayed a graffito onto | |
| One of their hoardings | |
| It was for Monsters of Rock | |
| And I' d sprayed " In Church Hall if wet" | |
| They were sealing my fate | |
| When I said " But I' m a mate | |
| Of the bloke who does the PA" | |
| And the magistrate, he was a mate of a mate | |
| Of the bloke who sets up the PA | |
| Of the bloke who sets up the PA | |
| So throw it out of court | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m lost without an inside pocket | |
| I' m lost without an inside pocket | |
| I can find my way home from Sierra Leone | |
| But I' m lost without an inside pocket | |
| I' m lost without an inside pocket | |
| I' m lost without an inside pocket |
| Beware of the man who only shows you the best bits | |
| Beware of the band who type out their set lists | |
| Sometimes instead of Arthur Lee | |
| I' d much prefer some Arthur Lowe | |
| And with you by my side | |
| I would aspire to ascend | |
| Such heights where we' d find | |
| Tears and laughter cease to matter | |
| And we' d be pleasantly surprised | |
| By our annual water bill | |
| I' m an early ' til late, indispensable mate | |
| Of the bloke who does the PA | |
| I can lend or offend, I can mend and befriend | |
| As I help to set up the PA | |
| As I help to set up the PA | |
| I found myself being sued | |
| By the firm More O' Ferrall | |
| I' d sprayed a graffito onto | |
| One of their hoardings | |
| It was for Monsters of Rock | |
| And I' d sprayed " In Church Hall if wet" | |
| They were sealing my fate | |
| When I said " But I' m a mate | |
| Of the bloke who does the PA" | |
| And the magistrate, he was a mate of a mate | |
| Of the bloke who sets up the PA | |
| Of the bloke who sets up the PA | |
| So throw it out of court | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m a mate of the bloke | |
| I' m lost without an inside pocket | |
| I' m lost without an inside pocket | |
| I can find my way home from Sierra Leone | |
| But I' m lost without an inside pocket | |
| I' m lost without an inside pocket | |
| I' m lost without an inside pocket |
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