Upon Westminster Bridge Lyrics
| Song | Upon Westminster Bridge |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Achtung Bono |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Same old Hampstead | |
| Ken Hom Wok Set | |
| Dead Sea bath salts | |
| Jog-proof iPod | |
| Iron Age hill fort | |
| Long term roadworks | |
| High tide bird watch | |
| B&Q Homebase | |
| If Jesus came to Earth today | |
| They’d crucify him straight away | |
| Upon a cross of MDF | |
| And they’d use No Need For Nails | |
| Ship-shape farmhouse | |
| Dry stone wall chart | |
| Cash-back foot spa | |
| Straight down Ladbrokes | |
| Low cost school trip | |
| Ramraid Oxfam | |
| Christ that sun’s hot | |
| Yes that’s right sir | |
| Oh help me Mrs Medlicott | |
| I don’t know what to do | |
| I’ve only got three bullets | |
| And there’s four of Motley Crue | |
| Spoiling Good Friday my ex-love sent to me | |
| Twelve drummers singing | |
| Eleven chairmen dancing | |
| Ten mascots whinging | |
| Nine stewards flapping | |
| Eight christening invites | |
| Seven cows a-barking | |
| Six vicars strumming | |
| Nick fucking Knowles | |
| Four boring words | |
| Carphone Warehouse and Matalan | |
| And a pulled up at Bangor-on-Dee | |
| I’m driving backwards at peak hour | |
| Along the Edgware Road |
| Same old Hampstead | |
| Ken Hom Wok Set | |
| Dead Sea bath salts | |
| Jogproof iPod | |
| Iron Age hill fort | |
| Long term roadworks | |
| High tide bird watch | |
| B Q Homebase | |
| If Jesus came to Earth today | |
| They' d crucify him straight away | |
| Upon a cross of MDF | |
| And they' d use No Need For Nails | |
| Shipshape farmhouse | |
| Dry stone wall chart | |
| Cashback foot spa | |
| Straight down Ladbrokes | |
| Low cost school trip | |
| Ramraid Oxfam | |
| Christ that sun' s hot | |
| Yes that' s right sir | |
| Oh help me Mrs Medlicott | |
| I don' t know what to do | |
| I' ve only got three bullets | |
| And there' s four of Motley Crue | |
| Spoiling Good Friday my exlove sent to me | |
| Twelve drummers singing | |
| Eleven chairmen dancing | |
| Ten mascots whinging | |
| Nine stewards flapping | |
| Eight christening invites | |
| Seven cows abarking | |
| Six vicars strumming | |
| Nick fucking Knowles | |
| Four boring words | |
| Carphone Warehouse and Matalan | |
| And a pulled up at BangoronDee | |
| I' m driving backwards at peak hour | |
| Along the Edgware Road |
| Same old Hampstead | |
| Ken Hom Wok Set | |
| Dead Sea bath salts | |
| Jogproof iPod | |
| Iron Age hill fort | |
| Long term roadworks | |
| High tide bird watch | |
| B Q Homebase | |
| If Jesus came to Earth today | |
| They' d crucify him straight away | |
| Upon a cross of MDF | |
| And they' d use No Need For Nails | |
| Shipshape farmhouse | |
| Dry stone wall chart | |
| Cashback foot spa | |
| Straight down Ladbrokes | |
| Low cost school trip | |
| Ramraid Oxfam | |
| Christ that sun' s hot | |
| Yes that' s right sir | |
| Oh help me Mrs Medlicott | |
| I don' t know what to do | |
| I' ve only got three bullets | |
| And there' s four of Motley Crue | |
| Spoiling Good Friday my exlove sent to me | |
| Twelve drummers singing | |
| Eleven chairmen dancing | |
| Ten mascots whinging | |
| Nine stewards flapping | |
| Eight christening invites | |
| Seven cows abarking | |
| Six vicars strumming | |
| Nick fucking Knowles | |
| Four boring words | |
| Carphone Warehouse and Matalan | |
| And a pulled up at BangoronDee | |
| I' m driving backwards at peak hour | |
| Along the Edgware Road |
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