| Song | Give Us Bubblewrap |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | CSI: Ambleside |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Assorted nautical jigsaws | |
| Horticultural slideshows | |
| Another castle by Edward the First | |
| Another manor house supposedly cursed | |
| Don’t they realise we’re easily pleased? | |
| Don’t they know that all they’ve really got to do is | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| And stick the Apple Mac in the car park | |
| Take a typical warlord | |
| Psychological nightmare | |
| The inhumanity, oppression and greed | |
| The stiff missionary | |
| The poor kind Bede [?] | |
| Megalomaniacal, loaded for bear | |
| I think your diplomat should get over there and | |
| Give him bubblewrap | |
| Give him bubblewrap | |
| Give him bubblewrap | |
| And tell him Baccarat is illegal | |
| Thelwall Friday afternoon | |
| So much so for Brigadoon | |
| Oh sing song ping pong | |
| Fish fry whist drive | |
| Nurse just throw another log upon the fire and | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Double wrap, other crap, have it back, no more booze, dinner queues, avenues, inner tubes |
| Assorted nautical jigsaws | |
| Horticultural slideshows | |
| Another castle by Edward the First | |
| Another manor house supposedly cursed | |
| Don' t they realise we' re easily pleased? | |
| Don' t they know that all they' ve really got to do is | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| And stick the Apple Mac in the car park | |
| Take a typical warlord | |
| Psychological nightmare | |
| The inhumanity, oppression and greed | |
| The stiff missionary | |
| The poor kind Bede ? | |
| Megalomaniacal, loaded for bear | |
| I think your diplomat should get over there and | |
| Give him bubblewrap | |
| Give him bubblewrap | |
| Give him bubblewrap | |
| And tell him Baccarat is illegal | |
| Thelwall Friday afternoon | |
| So much so for Brigadoon | |
| Oh sing song ping pong | |
| Fish fry whist drive | |
| Nurse just throw another log upon the fire and | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Double wrap, other crap, have it back, no more booze, dinner queues, avenues, inner tubes |
| Assorted nautical jigsaws | |
| Horticultural slideshows | |
| Another castle by Edward the First | |
| Another manor house supposedly cursed | |
| Don' t they realise we' re easily pleased? | |
| Don' t they know that all they' ve really got to do is | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| And stick the Apple Mac in the car park | |
| Take a typical warlord | |
| Psychological nightmare | |
| The inhumanity, oppression and greed | |
| The stiff missionary | |
| The poor kind Bede ? | |
| Megalomaniacal, loaded for bear | |
| I think your diplomat should get over there and | |
| Give him bubblewrap | |
| Give him bubblewrap | |
| Give him bubblewrap | |
| And tell him Baccarat is illegal | |
| Thelwall Friday afternoon | |
| So much so for Brigadoon | |
| Oh sing song ping pong | |
| Fish fry whist drive | |
| Nurse just throw another log upon the fire and | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Give us bubblewrap | |
| Double wrap, other crap, have it back, no more booze, dinner queues, avenues, inner tubes |