| Song | On The 'Roids |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | CSI: Ambleside |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Here comes The Black Horse | |
| There goes The Brown Cow | |
| Full of ringers of course | |
| Thrown up from The Plough | |
| The hoops and the stripes | |
| The halves and the quarters | |
| The Sunday morning rain | |
| The touchline refrain | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John because | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| It’s Lee’s twenty-first | |
| But they’re not coming in | |
| Because Bruiser McHuge | |
| Declares them too thin | |
| Annoyed and upset | |
| They head for elsewhere | |
| They normally argue the toss | |
| But besides being boss | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John because | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He used to lark with the dreads | |
| Now he’s a nark on the steds | |
| He used to lark with the dreads | |
| Now he’s a nark on the steds | |
| He used to lark with the dreads | |
| Now he’s a nark on the steds | |
| He used to lark with the dreads | |
| Now he’s a nark on the steds | |
| His paranoia is absurd | |
| Are you thinking about my bird? | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John because | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| (Leave it be, let it go) | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| (Don’t be daft, don’t you know) | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| (Leave it be, let it go) | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| (Don’t be daft, don’t you know) | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| (Leave it be, let it go) | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| (Don’t be daft, don’t you know) | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids | |
| He’s on the ‘roids |
| Here comes The Black Horse | |
| There goes The Brown Cow | |
| Full of ringers of course | |
| Thrown up from The Plough | |
| The hoops and the stripes | |
| The halves and the quarters | |
| The Sunday morning rain | |
| The touchline refrain | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John because | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| It' s Lee' s twentyfirst | |
| But they' re not coming in | |
| Because Bruiser McHuge | |
| Declares them too thin | |
| Annoyed and upset | |
| They head for elsewhere | |
| They normally argue the toss | |
| But besides being boss | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John because | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He used to lark with the dreads | |
| Now he' s a nark on the steds | |
| He used to lark with the dreads | |
| Now he' s a nark on the steds | |
| He used to lark with the dreads | |
| Now he' s a nark on the steds | |
| He used to lark with the dreads | |
| Now he' s a nark on the steds | |
| His paranoia is absurd | |
| Are you thinking about my bird? | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John because | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Leave it be, let it go | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Don' t be daft, don' t you know | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Leave it be, let it go | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Don' t be daft, don' t you know | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Leave it be, let it go | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Don' t be daft, don' t you know | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids |
| Here comes The Black Horse | |
| There goes The Brown Cow | |
| Full of ringers of course | |
| Thrown up from The Plough | |
| The hoops and the stripes | |
| The halves and the quarters | |
| The Sunday morning rain | |
| The touchline refrain | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John because | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| It' s Lee' s twentyfirst | |
| But they' re not coming in | |
| Because Bruiser McHuge | |
| Declares them too thin | |
| Annoyed and upset | |
| They head for elsewhere | |
| They normally argue the toss | |
| But besides being boss | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John because | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He used to lark with the dreads | |
| Now he' s a nark on the steds | |
| He used to lark with the dreads | |
| Now he' s a nark on the steds | |
| He used to lark with the dreads | |
| Now he' s a nark on the steds | |
| He used to lark with the dreads | |
| Now he' s a nark on the steds | |
| His paranoia is absurd | |
| Are you thinking about my bird? | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John, come on | |
| Just walk away John because | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Leave it be, let it go | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Don' t be daft, don' t you know | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Leave it be, let it go | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Don' t be daft, don' t you know | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Leave it be, let it go | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| Don' t be daft, don' t you know | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids | |
| He' s on the ' roids |