| Song | This Ain't Dallas |
| Artist | Hank Williams, Jr. |
| Album | Five-O-Five |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Williams | |
| This ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty | |
| This is a real-life two job working family | |
| And I ain't J.R. You ain't Suellen | |
| We're just a man and a woman holding things together | |
| I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five | |
| I don't have a new Mercedes car or a chauffer to drive | |
| My wife ain't out shoppin' with a country club queen | |
| Cause she's workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three | |
| And this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty | |
| This is a real-life two job working family | |
| And I ain't J.R. You ain't Suellen | |
| We're just a man and a woman holding things together | |
| Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream | |
| You know J.R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam | |
| Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan they're a sight to see | |
| My ole lady said, "I know what you're thinkin'" | |
| I said "Now honey, don'tcha know all of that is on TV?" | |
| And this ain't Dallas, this ain't Dynasty | |
| This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee | |
| And I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen | |
| Nah We're just man and woman holding things together | |
| No this ain't Dallas and this ain't Dynasty | |
| This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee | |
| I ain't J.R. and you ain't Suellen | |
| Nah we're just man and woman holding this thing together | |
| Hey we're just a man and woman holding this thing together | |
| Honey, turn off the TV! |
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| This ain' t Dallas and this ain' t Dynasty | |
| This is a reallife two job working family | |
| And I ain' t J. R. You ain' t Suellen | |
| We' re just a man and a woman holding things together | |
| I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five | |
| I don' t have a new Mercedes car or a chauffer to drive | |
| My wife ain' t out shoppin' with a country club queen | |
| Cause she' s workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three | |
| And this ain' t Dallas and this ain' t Dynasty | |
| This is a reallife two job working family | |
| And I ain' t J. R. You ain' t Suellen | |
| We' re just a man and a woman holding things together | |
| Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream | |
| You know J. R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam | |
| Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan they' re a sight to see | |
| My ole lady said, " I know what you' re thinkin'" | |
| I said " Now honey, don' tcha know all of that is on TV?" | |
| And this ain' t Dallas, this ain' t Dynasty | |
| This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee | |
| And I ain' t J. R. and you ain' t Suellen | |
| Nah We' re just man and woman holding things together | |
| No this ain' t Dallas and this ain' t Dynasty | |
| This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee | |
| I ain' t J. R. and you ain' t Suellen | |
| Nah we' re just man and woman holding this thing together | |
| Hey we' re just a man and woman holding this thing together | |
| Honey, turn off the TV! |
| zuò cí : Williams | |
| This ain' t Dallas and this ain' t Dynasty | |
| This is a reallife two job working family | |
| And I ain' t J. R. You ain' t Suellen | |
| We' re just a man and a woman holding things together | |
| I work every day the sun comes up from eight until five | |
| I don' t have a new Mercedes car or a chauffer to drive | |
| My wife ain' t out shoppin' with a country club queen | |
| Cause she' s workin' in the morning until she picks up the kids at three | |
| And this ain' t Dallas and this ain' t Dynasty | |
| This is a reallife two job working family | |
| And I ain' t J. R. You ain' t Suellen | |
| We' re just a man and a woman holding things together | |
| Now we all like to watch those shows and we all like to dream | |
| You know J. R. is making deals and Alexis is making steam | |
| Joan and Linda, Victoria and Morgan they' re a sight to see | |
| My ole lady said, " I know what you' re thinkin'" | |
| I said " Now honey, don' tcha know all of that is on TV?" | |
| And this ain' t Dallas, this ain' t Dynasty | |
| This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee | |
| And I ain' t J. R. and you ain' t Suellen | |
| Nah We' re just man and woman holding things together | |
| No this ain' t Dallas and this ain' t Dynasty | |
| This is makin' a livin' down in Tennessee | |
| I ain' t J. R. and you ain' t Suellen | |
| Nah we' re just man and woman holding this thing together | |
| Hey we' re just a man and woman holding this thing together | |
| Honey, turn off the TV! |