| [ti:诸葛亮x王司徒] | |
| [ar:王司徒] | |
| [al:bilibili 3次元鬼畜] | |
| [00:00:00] | 诸葛亮下来战书 |
| [00:02:00] | 约我等明日决战 |
| [00:04:10] | 如何对敌 |
| [00:05:80] | |
| [00:10:30] | 嘟嘟 |
| [00:12:00] | 诸葛亮连占我几座城池 |
| [00:14:50] | 士气正旺 |
| [00:17:50] | 明日在两军阵前 |
| [00:19:10] | 诸葛亮只需一席话语 |
| [00:22:60] | 管教老夫拱手而降 |
| [00:25:90] | 不战自退~ |
| [00:28:50] | |
| [00:36:00] | 来者可是马猴烧酒 |
| [00:41:30] | 正是 |
| [00:42:50] | 久闻公之大翔 |
| [00:44:00] | 今日有幸相会 |
| [00:47:00] | |
| [00:51:00] | 诸诸诸诸葛诸诸诸村夫 |
| [00:55:20] | 诸诸诸诸葛诸诸诸村夫 |
| [00:56:00] | 公公公疯猴公公公你敢 |
| [01:04:00] | 公公公疯猴公公公 |
| [01:08:00] | 你麻蛋 |
| [01:09:00] | 公既知天命 |
| [01:10:00] | 为何天天要犯我疆界 |
| [01:11:30] | 无名之师 |
| [01:12:50] | 有便便 |
| [01:13:00] | 为何天天天天天天食大便 |
| [01:15:00] | 自桓桓灵灵帝以来 |
| [01:17:00] | 黄巾猖獗猖獗天下纷纷争 |
| [01:19:00] | 生灵累卵累卵有危机 |
| [01:21:70] | 老夫射射射射射射射神器 |
| [01:24:00] | 我太太 武皇帝 |
| [01:25:00] | 天天倒悬老夫 打飞机 |
| [01:28:00] | 扫六合 卷八荒 |
| [01:30:00] | 此乃圆环之理不可逆 |
| [01:32:00] | 我爸爸 文皇帝 |
| [01:34:00] | 一只王八王八成大统 |
| [01:36:00] | 神文圣武骟尧舜 |
| [01:38:00] | 实乃天命天命之大乌龟也 |
| [01:40:00] | 公蕴大才 抱大器 |
| [01:41:00] | 自比管仲乐毅大皇帝 |
| [01:44:50] | 何乃强要 逆天理 |
| [01:45:30] | 不如niconiconiconiconi |
| [01:47:00] | 今我大魏疯猴千千万 |
| [01:49:00] | 顺天者昌逆天者亡亡亡 |
| [01:52:00] | 谅尔等腐草之萤光 |
| [01:54:10] | 不如倒戈卸甲以礼来降降降 |
| [01:55:10] | 住口！ |
| [01:56:00] | 王司徒 无耻老贼 |
| [01:57:50] | 怎敢在我面前饶狗舌 |
| [01:59:80] | 岂不知 天下之人 |
| [02:01:80] | 皆愿生啖生啖生啖你蛋蛋 |
| [02:03:90] | 我原以为你有蛋蛋 |
| [02:05:50] | 没想到你竟如此粗粗粗 (-__-)b |
| [02:07:90] | 我有一言请静听 |
| [02:09:90] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [02:12:40] | 昔日 桓帝灵帝时 |
| [02:13:00] | 汉统衰落宦官酿祸祸 |
| [02:15:60] | 国乱岁凶四方扰攘 |
| [02:17:90] | 黄巾之后董卓李傕郭汜等接踵而起 |
| [02:20:10] | 尼玛庙堂之上 朽木为官 |
| [02:22:20] | 尼玛殿陛之间 禽兽食禄 |
| [02:24:30] | 尼玛狼心狗行 奴颜婢膝 |
| [02:25:10] | 婢膝婢膝婢膝 |
| [02:27:00] | 婢婢婢婢婢婢 |
| [02:28:90] | 尼玛蛋 |
| [02:30:00] | 社稷变丘墟 |
| [02:31:00] | 苍生饱受涂炭之苦 |
| [02:32:00] | 国难之际 |
| [02:33:00] | 王司徒 只会汪汪汪汪汪汪汪狺狺吠 |
| [02:36:00] | 理当匡君辅国安汉兴刘 |
| [02:38:00] | 何须反助逆贼同谋篡位 |
| [02:40:00] | 你即将命归九泉下 |
| [02:41:80] | 怎敢面对阵前两军将士槽泥巴 |
| [02:44:00] | 今幸天意 不绝炎汉 |
| [02:46:00] | 昭烈皇帝西川承大统 |
| [02:48:10] | 我奉旨 兴师讨贼 |
| [02:50:10] | 只可潜身缩首苟衣食 |
| [02:52:20] | 你即为谄谀之大狗 |
| [02:55:00] | 怎敢在我面前在我面前汪汪汪 |
| [02:56:10] | 你罔活二四六八十 |
| [02:58:90] | 一生未立寸功只会助曹为虐 |
| [03:00:80] | 无耻老贼 谄谀之臣 |
| [03:02:00] | 二臣贼子 禽兽不如 |
| [03:04:00] | 皓首匹夫 苍髯老贼 |
| [03:06:00] | 一条断脊之犬 东海之龟龟龟 |
| [03:08:00] | 罪恶深重 天地不容 |
| [03:10:00] | 有何面目去见汉朝九十九先帝 |
| [03:12:00] | 我从未见过如此厚颜无耻之人！ |
| [03:29:00] | 最后祝你 |
| [03:30:40] | 一天不听 |
| [03:31:90] | 浑身射* |
| [03:33:60] | 再见 |
| ti: zhu ge liang x wang si tu | |
| ar: wang si tu | |
| al: bilibili 3 ci yuan gui chu | |
| [00:00:00] | zhu ge liang xia lai zhan shu |
| [00:02:00] | yue wo deng ming ri jue zhan |
| [00:04:10] | ru he dui di |
| [00:05:80] | |
| [00:10:30] | du du |
| [00:12:00] | zhu ge liang lian zhan wo ji zuo cheng chi |
| [00:14:50] | shi qi zheng wang |
| [00:17:50] | ming ri zai liang jun zhen qian |
| [00:19:10] | zhu ge liang zhi xu yi xi hua yu |
| [00:22:60] | guan jiao lao fu gong shou er xiang |
| [00:25:90] | bu zhan zi tui |
| [00:28:50] | |
| [00:36:00] | lai zhe ke shi ma hou shao jiu |
| [00:41:30] | zheng shi |
| [00:42:50] | jiu wen gong zhi da xiang |
| [00:44:00] | jin ri you xing xiang hui |
| [00:47:00] | |
| [00:51:00] | zhu zhu zhu zhu ge zhu zhu zhu cun fu |
| [00:55:20] | zhu zhu zhu zhu ge zhu zhu zhu cun fu |
| [00:56:00] | gong gong gong feng hou gong gong gong ni gan |
| [01:04:00] | gong gong gong feng hou gong gong gong |
| [01:08:00] | ni ma dan |
| [01:09:00] | gong ji zhi tian ming |
| [01:10:00] | wei he tian tian yao fan wo jiang jie |
| [01:11:30] | wu ming zhi shi |
| [01:12:50] | you pian pian |
| [01:13:00] | wei he tian tian tian tian tian tian shi da bian |
| [01:15:00] | zi huan huan ling ling di yi lai |
| [01:17:00] | huang jin chang jue chang jue tian xia fen fen zheng |
| [01:19:00] | sheng ling lei luan lei luan you wei ji |
| [01:21:70] | lao fu she she she she she she she shen qi |
| [01:24:00] | wo tai tai wu huang di |
| [01:25:00] | tian tian dao xuan lao fu da fei ji |
| [01:28:00] | sao liu he juan ba huang |
| [01:30:00] | ci nai yuan huan zhi li bu ke ni |
| [01:32:00] | wo ba ba wen huang di |
| [01:34:00] | yi zhi wang ba wang ba cheng da tong |
| [01:36:00] | shen wen sheng wu shan yao shun |
| [01:38:00] | shi nai tian ming tian ming zhi da wu gui ye |
| [01:40:00] | gong yun da cai bao da qi |
| [01:41:00] | zi bi guan zhong le yi da huang di |
| [01:44:50] | he nai qiang yao ni tian li |
| [01:45:30] | bu ru niconiconiconiconi |
| [01:47:00] | jin wo da wei feng hou qian qian wan |
| [01:49:00] | shun tian zhe chang ni tian zhe wang wang wang |
| [01:52:00] | liang er deng fu cao zhi ying guang |
| [01:54:10] | bu ru dao ge xie jia yi li lai jiang jiang jiang |
| [01:55:10] | zhu kou! |
| [01:56:00] | wang si tu wu chi lao zei |
| [01:57:50] | zen gan zai wo mian qian rao gou she |
| [01:59:80] | qi bu zhi tian xia zhi ren |
| [02:01:80] | jie yuan sheng dan sheng dan sheng dan ni dan dan |
| [02:03:90] | wo yuan yi wei ni you dan dan |
| [02:05:50] | mei xiang dao ni jing ru ci cu cu cu __ b |
| [02:07:90] | wo you yi yan qing jing ting |
| [02:09:90] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [02:12:40] | xi ri huan di ling di shi |
| [02:13:00] | han tong shuai luo huan guan niang huo huo |
| [02:15:60] | guo luan sui xiong si fang rao rang |
| [02:17:90] | huang jin zhi hou dong zhuo li jue guo si deng jie zhong er qi |
| [02:20:10] | ni ma miao tang zhi shang xiu mu wei guan |
| [02:22:20] | ni ma dian bi zhi jian qin shou shi lu |
| [02:24:30] | ni ma lang xin gou xing nu yan bi xi |
| [02:25:10] | bi xi bi xi bi xi |
| [02:27:00] | bi bi bi bi bi bi |
| [02:28:90] | ni ma dan |
| [02:30:00] | she ji bian qiu xu |
| [02:31:00] | cang sheng bao shou tu tan zhi ku |
| [02:32:00] | guo nan zhi ji |
| [02:33:00] | wang si tu zhi hui wang wang wang wang wang wang wang yin yin fei |
| [02:36:00] | li dang kuang jun fu guo an han xing liu |
| [02:38:00] | he xu fan zhu ni zei tong mou cuan wei |
| [02:40:00] | ni ji jiang ming gui jiu quan xia |
| [02:41:80] | zen gan mian dui zhen qian liang jun jiang shi cao ni ba |
| [02:44:00] | jin xing tian yi bu jue yan han |
| [02:46:00] | zhao lie huang di xi chuan cheng da tong |
| [02:48:10] | wo feng zhi xing shi tao zei |
| [02:50:10] | zhi ke qian shen suo shou gou yi shi |
| [02:52:20] | ni ji wei chan yu zhi da gou |
| [02:55:00] | zen gan zai wo mian qian zai wo mian qian wang wang wang |
| [02:56:10] | ni wang huo er si liu ba shi |
| [02:58:90] | yi sheng wei li cun gong zhi hui zhu cao wei nue |
| [03:00:80] | wu chi lao zei chan yu zhi chen |
| [03:02:00] | er chen zei zi qin shou bu ru |
| [03:04:00] | hao shou pi fu cang ran lao zei |
| [03:06:00] | yi tiao duan ji zhi quan dong hai zhi gui gui gui |
| [03:08:00] | zui e shen zhong tian di bu rong |
| [03:10:00] | you he mian mu qu jian han chao jiu shi jiu xian di |
| [03:12:00] | wo cong wei jian guo ru ci hou yan wu chi zhi ren! |
| [03:29:00] | zui hou zhu ni |
| [03:30:40] | yi tian bu ting |
| [03:31:90] | hun shen she |
| [03:33:60] | zai jian |
| ti: zhū gě liàng x wáng sī tú | |
| ar: wáng sī tú | |
| al: bilibili 3 cì yuán guǐ chù | |
| [00:00:00] | zhū gě liàng xià lái zhàn shū |
| [00:02:00] | yuē wǒ děng míng rì jué zhàn |
| [00:04:10] | rú hé duì dí |
| [00:05:80] | |
| [00:10:30] | dū dū |
| [00:12:00] | zhū gě liàng lián zhàn wǒ jǐ zuò chéng chí |
| [00:14:50] | shì qì zhèng wàng |
| [00:17:50] | míng rì zài liǎng jūn zhèn qián |
| [00:19:10] | zhū gě liàng zhǐ xū yī xí huà yǔ |
| [00:22:60] | guǎn jiào lǎo fū gǒng shòu ér xiáng |
| [00:25:90] | bù zhàn zì tuì |
| [00:28:50] | |
| [00:36:00] | lái zhě kě shì mǎ hóu shāo jiǔ |
| [00:41:30] | zhèng shì |
| [00:42:50] | jiǔ wén gōng zhī dà xiáng |
| [00:44:00] | jīn rì yǒu xìng xiāng huì |
| [00:47:00] | |
| [00:51:00] | zhū zhū zhū zhū gě zhū zhū zhū cūn fū |
| [00:55:20] | zhū zhū zhū zhū gě zhū zhū zhū cūn fū |
| [00:56:00] | gōng gōng gōng fēng hóu gōng gōng gōng nǐ gǎn |
| [01:04:00] | gōng gōng gōng fēng hóu gōng gōng gōng |
| [01:08:00] | nǐ má dàn |
| [01:09:00] | gōng jì zhī tiān mìng |
| [01:10:00] | wèi hé tiān tiān yào fàn wǒ jiāng jiè |
| [01:11:30] | wú míng zhī shī |
| [01:12:50] | yǒu pián pián |
| [01:13:00] | wèi hé tiān tiān tiān tiān tiān tiān shí dà biàn |
| [01:15:00] | zì huán huán líng líng dì yǐ lái |
| [01:17:00] | huáng jīn chāng jué chāng jué tiān xià fēn fēn zhēng |
| [01:19:00] | shēng líng léi luǎn léi luǎn yǒu wēi jī |
| [01:21:70] | lǎo fū shè shè shè shè shè shè shè shén qì |
| [01:24:00] | wǒ tài tài wǔ huáng dì |
| [01:25:00] | tiān tiān dào xuán lǎo fū dǎ fēi jī |
| [01:28:00] | sǎo liù hé juǎn bā huāng |
| [01:30:00] | cǐ nǎi yuán huán zhī lǐ bù kě nì |
| [01:32:00] | wǒ bà bà wén huáng dì |
| [01:34:00] | yì zhī wáng bā wáng bā chéng dà tǒng |
| [01:36:00] | shén wén shèng wǔ shàn yáo shùn |
| [01:38:00] | shí nǎi tiān mìng tiān mìng zhī dà wū guī yě |
| [01:40:00] | gōng yùn dà cái bào dà qì |
| [01:41:00] | zì bǐ guǎn zhòng lè yì dà huáng dì |
| [01:44:50] | hé nǎi qiáng yào nì tiān lǐ |
| [01:45:30] | bù rú niconiconiconiconi |
| [01:47:00] | jīn wǒ dà wèi fēng hóu qiān qiān wàn |
| [01:49:00] | shùn tiān zhě chāng nì tiān zhě wáng wáng wáng |
| [01:52:00] | liàng ěr děng fǔ cǎo zhī yíng guāng |
| [01:54:10] | bù rú dǎo gē xiè jiǎ yǐ lǐ lái jiàng jiàng jiàng |
| [01:55:10] | zhù kǒu! |
| [01:56:00] | wáng sī tú wú chǐ lǎo zéi |
| [01:57:50] | zěn gǎn zài wǒ miàn qián ráo gǒu shé |
| [01:59:80] | qǐ bù zhī tiān xià zhī rén |
| [02:01:80] | jiē yuàn shēng dàn shēng dàn shēng dàn nǐ dàn dàn |
| [02:03:90] | wǒ yuán yǐ wéi nǐ yǒu dàn dàn |
| [02:05:50] | méi xiǎng dào nǐ jìng rú cǐ cū cū cū __ b |
| [02:07:90] | wǒ yǒu yī yán qǐng jìng tīng |
| [02:09:90] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [02:12:40] | xī rì huán dì líng dì shí |
| [02:13:00] | hàn tǒng shuāi luò huàn guān niàng huò huò |
| [02:15:60] | guó luàn suì xiōng sì fāng rǎo rǎng |
| [02:17:90] | huáng jīn zhī hòu dǒng zhuō lǐ jué guō sì děng jiē zhǒng ér qǐ |
| [02:20:10] | ní mǎ miào táng zhī shàng xiǔ mù wèi guān |
| [02:22:20] | ní mǎ diàn bì zhī jiān qín shòu shí lù |
| [02:24:30] | ní mǎ láng xīn gǒu xíng nú yán bì xī |
| [02:25:10] | bì xī bì xī bì xī |
| [02:27:00] | bì bì bì bì bì bì |
| [02:28:90] | ní mǎ dàn |
| [02:30:00] | shè jì biàn qiū xū |
| [02:31:00] | cāng shēng bǎo shòu tú tàn zhī kǔ |
| [02:32:00] | guó nàn zhī jì |
| [02:33:00] | wáng sī tú zhǐ huì wāng wāng wāng wāng wāng wāng wāng yín yín fèi |
| [02:36:00] | lǐ dāng kuāng jūn fǔ guó ān hàn xìng liú |
| [02:38:00] | hé xū fǎn zhù nì zéi tóng móu cuàn wèi |
| [02:40:00] | nǐ jí jiāng mìng guī jiǔ quán xià |
| [02:41:80] | zěn gǎn miàn duì zhèn qián liǎng jūn jiàng shì cáo ní bā |
| [02:44:00] | jīn xìng tiān yì bù jué yán hàn |
| [02:46:00] | zhāo liè huáng dì xī chuān chéng dà tǒng |
| [02:48:10] | wǒ fèng zhǐ xīng shī tǎo zéi |
| [02:50:10] | zhǐ kě qián shēn suō shǒu gǒu yī shí |
| [02:52:20] | nǐ jí wéi chǎn yú zhī dà gǒu |
| [02:55:00] | zěn gǎn zài wǒ miàn qián zài wǒ miàn qián wāng wāng wāng |
| [02:56:10] | nǐ wǎng huó èr sì liù bā shí |
| [02:58:90] | yī shēng wèi lì cùn gōng zhǐ huì zhù cáo wèi nüè |
| [03:00:80] | wú chǐ lǎo zéi chǎn yú zhī chén |
| [03:02:00] | èr chén zéi zǐ qín shòu bù rú |
| [03:04:00] | hào shǒu pǐ fū cāng rán lǎo zéi |
| [03:06:00] | yī tiáo duàn jí zhī quǎn dōng hǎi zhī guī guī guī |
| [03:08:00] | zuì è shēn zhòng tiān dì bù róng |
| [03:10:00] | yǒu hé miàn mù qù jiàn hàn cháo jiǔ shí jiǔ xiān dì |
| [03:12:00] | wǒ cóng wèi jiàn guò rú cǐ hòu yán wú chǐ zhī rén! |
| [03:29:00] | zuì hòu zhù nǐ |
| [03:30:40] | yì tiān bù tīng |
| [03:31:90] | hún shēn shè |
| [03:33:60] | zài jiàn |
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