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| [00:01.50] | （鸟鸣莺转，风和日丽。传来一阵轻快脚步声） |
| [00:02.47] | 矮子萝：陆大侠，请留步。 |
| [00:03.03] | 陆仁：啥事。 |
| [00:04.18] | 矮子萝：请问。。。你知道不知道西湖边上，有个背着两把剑，衣服很漂亮的门派啊。 |
| [00:04.70] | 陆仁：（想想之前惨遭自己陷害的秀太）凹，我造，你是说它么？（指向藏剑山庄） |
| [00:05.35] | （画面切换音） |
| [00:05.91] | 矮子萝：（看到小黄鸡）喂，你在地上画圈圈做什么呐。（背景正太在碎碎念） |
| [00:06.46] | 小黄叽：我被娘亲罚站了，只希望爹爹不要去找娘亲求情。 |
| [00:07.08] | 矮子萝：为什（话音未落） |
| [00:07.73] | 二小姐：（咆哮）你也给我去罚站！（大黄叽：啊——~） |
| [00:08.31] | （重物飞过来砸在地上） |
| [00:09.04] | 小黄叽：唉，爹，你又来啦。 |
| [00:09.84] | （音乐开始） |
| [00:14.89] | 西湖旁 藏剑庄 黄鸡忙 |
| [00:18.68] | 一只小小鸡蛋从天而降 |
| [00:21.89] | 大大黄鸡 捧在手上 很慌张 |
| [00:21.94] | 【萝莉叽：娘亲你看弟弟头上有鸡小萌】 |
| [00:25.62] | 头次生儿 各种心情 实难忘 |
| [00:29.18] | 轻剑在手 重剑扛肩上 |
| [00:32.76] | 跟着爹爹 早起砍木桩 |
| [00:35.28] | 【大黄叽：儿砸看我转风车是不是特别帅！】 |
| [00:36.73] | 总有一天一定变强 |
| [00:41.96] | 要和爹爹一样 |
| [00:43.28] | 咯咯咯叽 咕咕咕哒 风来吴山荡 |
| [00:46.83] | 转小风车 转大风车 野外别太浪【小黄叽：别跑——】 |
| [00:50.59] | 呜爹爹 快来救命 我被狼崽欺负啦 |
| [00:56.06] | 要做山庄霸王 |
| [00:57.62] | 咯咯咯叽 咕咕咕哒 寻梅探幽芳 |
| [01:01.05] | 妖怪别跑 吃我一招 爹快来帮忙 【大黄叽：来啦（虎跑音效）】 |
| [01:04.62] | 呜娘亲 快来救命 爹地被人欺负啦 【二小姐：敢打老娘男人都给我滚犊子！（鹤归音效）】 |
| [01:11.83] | 云栖松 风吹荷 梅隐香 |
| [01:15.18] | 心思全在路过的小姑娘 |
| [01:17.67] | 【小黄叽：娘，爹又在看人家妹子！】（耳光声） |
| [01:18.82] | 插旗战场 小小黄鸡 在变强 |
| [01:22.49] | 爹爹别怕 虽然你蠢 也很棒 |
| [01:25.94] | 看看风光 心花又怒放 |
| [01:29.67] | 跟着爹爹 像有光一样 |
| [01:33.34] | 未来的路到底多长 |
| [01:38.57] | 只想快点成长 |
| [01:40.17] | 咯咯咯叽 咕咕咕哒 风来吴山荡 |
| [01:43.71] | 转小风车 转大风车 野外别太浪 |
| [01:47.27] | 呜爹爹 快来救命 我被狼崽欺负啦 |
| [01:52.76] | 要做山庄霸王 |
| [01:54.39] | 咯咯咯叽 咕咕咕哒 寻梅探幽芳 |
| [01:57.97] | 妖怪别跑 吃我一招 爹快来帮忙 |
| [02:01.54] | 呜娘亲 快来救命 我们被人欺负啦 |
| [02:03.95] | 【小黄叽：底迪你看我转大风车帅不帅，风~来~吴~山~~（风来吴山音效） |
| [02:04.39] | 大黄叽：（声音渐远）鸡崽子小王八蛋，我是你爹不是你的重剑！ |
| [02:05.17] | 【小小叽：格阁好腻害。】 |
| [02:13.59] | 看看风光 心花又怒放 |
| [02:16.47] | 跟着爹爹 像有光一样 |
| [02:18.12] | 【萝莉叽：小小鸡，跟姐姐走。】 |
| [02:18.57] | 【二小姐：就知道带坏你弟弟，快把你爹捡回来！】 |
| [02:20.48] | 未来的路到底多长 |
| [02:25.92] | 只想快点成长 |
| [02:27.19] | 叽叽叽咯咯哒 |
| [02:29.34] | 咯咯咯叽 咕咕咕哒 风来吴山荡 |
| [02:32.53] | 转小风车 转大风车 野外别太浪 |
| [02:33.90] | 【小小叽：我不要举高高，我要举重剑，像哥哥一样浪。 |
| [02:34.44] | 【萝莉叽：放肆！】 |
| [02:35.06] | 【小小叽：我不放四！我在家里排第五！哥哥才是放四。】 |
| [02:36.14] | 呜爹爹 快来救命 我被狼崽欺负啦 |
| [02:41.25] | 要做山庄霸王 |
| [02:43.20] | 咯咯咯叽 咕咕咕哒 寻梅探幽芳 |
| [02:47.13] | 妖怪别跑 吃我一招 爹快来帮忙 |
| [02:50.28] | 呜娘亲 快来救命 我们被人欺负啦 |
| [02:56.04] | 要做剑三霸王 |
| [02:56.65] | 【小黄叽：我就是山庄第一战斗鸡！】 |
| [02:57.54] | 咯咯咯叽 咕咕咕哒 人小志气狂 |
| [03:01.11] | 转小风车 转大风车 人头拿的忙 |
| [03:04.68] | 呜爹爹 你快来看 我能独当一面啦 |
| [03:09.46] | 矮子萝：最终我含着泪，拿着双兵，入了秀坊。芷青大大这群人好可怕！！！！！我不要这样转圈圈！！！ |
| [03:10.27] | （背景传来——） |
| [03:11.52] | 小黄叽：娘~~ |
| [03:12.19] | 二小姐：我不是你娘，我是你大哥叶英啊！ |
| [03:12.81] | 小黄鸡（或全员）：叽！ |
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| [00:01.50] | niao ming ying zhuan, feng he ri li. chuan lai yi zhen qing kuai jiao bu sheng |
| [00:02.47] | ai zi luo: lu da xia, qing liu bu. |
| [00:03.03] | lu ren: sha shi. |
| [00:04.18] | ai zi luo: qing wen... ni zhi dao bu zhi dao xi hu bian shang, you ge bei zhe liang ba jian, yi fu hen piao liang de men pai a. |
| [00:04.70] | lu ren: xiang xiang zhi qian can zao zi ji xian hai de xiu tai ao, wo zao, ni shi shuo ta me? zhi xiang cang jian shan zhuang |
| [00:05.35] | hua mian qie huan yin |
| [00:05.91] | ai zi luo: kan dao xiao huang ji wei, ni zai di shang hua quan quan zuo shi mo na. bei jing zheng tai zai sui sui nian |
| [00:06.46] | xiao huang ji: wo bei niang qin fa zhan le, zhi xi wang die die bu yao qu zhao niang qin qiu qing. |
| [00:07.08] | ai zi luo: wei shi hua yin wei luo |
| [00:07.73] | er xiao jie: pao xiao ni ye gei wo qu fa zhan! dai huang ji: a |
| [00:08.31] | zhong wu fei guo lai za zai di shang |
| [00:09.04] | xiao huang ji: ai, die, ni you lai la. |
| [00:09.84] | yin yue kai shi |
| [00:14.89] | xi hu pang cang jian zhuang huang ji mang |
| [00:18.68] | yi zhi xiao xiao ji dan cong tian er jiang |
| [00:21.89] | da dai huang ji peng zai shou shang hen huang zhang |
| [00:21.94] | luo li ji: niang qin ni kan di di tou shang you ji xiao meng |
| [00:25.62] | tou ci sheng er ge zhong xin qing shi nan wang |
| [00:29.18] | qing jian zai shou zhong jian kang jian shang |
| [00:32.76] | gen zhe die die zao qi kan mu zhuang |
| [00:35.28] | dai huang ji: er za kan wo zhuan feng che shi bu shi te bie shuai! |
| [00:36.73] | zong you yi tian yi ding bian qiang |
| [00:41.96] | yao he die die yi yang |
| [00:43.28] | ge ge ge ji gu gu gu da feng lai wu shan dang |
| [00:46.83] | zhuan xiao feng che zhuan da feng che ye wai bie tai lang xiao huang ji: bie pao |
| [00:50.59] | wu die die kuai lai jiu ming wo bei lang zai qi fu la |
| [00:56.06] | yao zuo shan zhuang ba wang |
| [00:57.62] | ge ge ge ji gu gu gu da xun mei tan you fang |
| [01:01.05] | yao guai bie pao chi wo yi zhao die kuai lai bang mang dai huang ji: lai la hu pao yin xiao |
| [01:04.62] | wu niang qin kuai lai jiu ming die di bei ren qi fu la er xiao jie: gan da lao niang nan ren dou gei wo gun du zi! he gui yin xiao |
| [01:11.83] | yun qi song feng chui he mei yin xiang |
| [01:15.18] | xin si quan zai lu guo de xiao gu niang |
| [01:17.67] | xiao huang ji: niang, die you zai kan ren jia mei zi! er guang sheng |
| [01:18.82] | cha qi zhan chang xiao xiao huang ji zai bian qiang |
| [01:22.49] | die die bie pa sui ran ni chun ye hen bang |
| [01:25.94] | kan kan feng guang xin hua you nu fang |
| [01:29.67] | gen zhe die die xiang you guang yi yang |
| [01:33.34] | wei lai de lu dao di duo zhang |
| [01:38.57] | zhi xiang kuai dian cheng zhang |
| [01:40.17] | ge ge ge ji gu gu gu da feng lai wu shan dang |
| [01:43.71] | zhuan xiao feng che zhuan da feng che ye wai bie tai lang |
| [01:47.27] | wu die die kuai lai jiu ming wo bei lang zai qi fu la |
| [01:52.76] | yao zuo shan zhuang ba wang |
| [01:54.39] | ge ge ge ji gu gu gu da xun mei tan you fang |
| [01:57.97] | yao guai bie pao chi wo yi zhao die kuai lai bang mang |
| [02:01.54] | wu niang qin kuai lai jiu ming wo men bei ren qi fu la |
| [02:03.95] | xiao huang ji: di di ni kan wo zhuan da feng che shuai bu shuai, feng lai wu shan feng lai wu shan yin xiao |
| [02:04.39] | dai huang ji: sheng yin jian yuan ji zai zi xiao wang ba dan, wo shi ni die bu shi ni de zhong jian! |
| [02:05.17] | xiao xiao ji: ge ge hao ni hai. |
| [02:13.59] | kan kan feng guang xin hua you nu fang |
| [02:16.47] | gen zhe die die xiang you guang yi yang |
| [02:18.12] | luo li ji: xiao xiao ji, gen jie jie zou. |
| [02:18.57] | er xiao jie: jiu zhi dao dai huai ni di di, kuai ba ni die jian hui lai! |
| [02:20.48] | wei lai de lu dao di duo zhang |
| [02:25.92] | zhi xiang kuai dian cheng zhang |
| [02:27.19] | ji ji ji ge ge da |
| [02:29.34] | ge ge ge ji gu gu gu da feng lai wu shan dang |
| [02:32.53] | zhuan xiao feng che zhuan da feng che ye wai bie tai lang |
| [02:33.90] | xiao xiao ji: wo bu yao ju gao gao, wo yao ju zhong jian, xiang ge ge yi yang lang. |
| [02:34.44] | luo li ji: fang si! |
| [02:35.06] | xiao xiao ji: wo bu fang si! wo zai jia li pai di wu! ge ge cai shi fang si. |
| [02:36.14] | wu die die kuai lai jiu ming wo bei lang zai qi fu la |
| [02:41.25] | yao zuo shan zhuang ba wang |
| [02:43.20] | ge ge ge ji gu gu gu da xun mei tan you fang |
| [02:47.13] | yao guai bie pao chi wo yi zhao die kuai lai bang mang |
| [02:50.28] | wu niang qin kuai lai jiu ming wo men bei ren qi fu la |
| [02:56.04] | yao zuo jian san ba wang |
| [02:56.65] | xiao huang ji: wo jiu shi shan zhuang di yi zhan dou ji! |
| [02:57.54] | ge ge ge ji gu gu gu da ren xiao zhi qi kuang |
| [03:01.11] | zhuan xiao feng che zhuan da feng che ren tou na de mang |
| [03:04.68] | wu die die ni kuai lai kan wo neng du dang yi mian la |
| [03:09.46] | ai zi luo: zui zhong wo han zhe lei, na zhe shuang bing, ru le xiu fang. zhi qing da da zhe qun ren hao ke pa!!!!! wo bu yao zhe yang zhuan quan quan!!! |
| [03:10.27] | bei jing chuan lai |
| [03:11.52] | xiao huang ji: niang |
| [03:12.19] | er xiao jie: wo bu shi ni niang, wo shi ni da ge ye ying a! |
| [03:12.81] | xiao huang ji huo quan yuan: ji! |
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| [00:01.50] | niǎo míng yīng zhuǎn, fēng hé rì lì. chuán lái yī zhèn qīng kuài jiǎo bù shēng |
| [00:02.47] | ǎi zǐ luó: lù dà xiá, qǐng liú bù. |
| [00:03.03] | lù rén: shà shì. |
| [00:04.18] | ǎi zǐ luó: qǐng wèn... nǐ zhī dào bù zhī dào xī hú biān shàng, yǒu gè bēi zhe liǎng bǎ jiàn, yī fú hěn piào liàng de mén pài a. |
| [00:04.70] | lù rén: xiǎng xiǎng zhī qián cǎn zāo zì jǐ xiàn hài de xiù tài āo, wǒ zào, nǐ shì shuō tā me? zhǐ xiàng cáng jiàn shān zhuāng |
| [00:05.35] | huà miàn qiē huàn yīn |
| [00:05.91] | ǎi zǐ luó: kàn dào xiǎo huáng jī wèi, nǐ zài dì shàng huà quān quān zuò shí mǒ nà. bèi jǐng zhèng tài zài suì suì niàn |
| [00:06.46] | xiǎo huáng jī: wǒ bèi niáng qīn fá zhàn le, zhǐ xī wàng diē diē bú yào qù zhǎo niáng qīn qiú qíng. |
| [00:07.08] | ǎi zǐ luó: wèi shí huà yīn wèi luò |
| [00:07.73] | èr xiǎo jiě: páo xiào nǐ yě gěi wǒ qù fá zhàn! dài huáng jī: a |
| [00:08.31] | zhòng wù fēi guò lái zá zài dì shàng |
| [00:09.04] | xiǎo huáng jī: āi, diē, nǐ yòu lái la. |
| [00:09.84] | yīn yuè kāi shǐ |
| [00:14.89] | xī hú páng cáng jiàn zhuāng huáng jī máng |
| [00:18.68] | yì zhī xiǎo xiǎo jī dàn cóng tiān ér jiàng |
| [00:21.89] | dà dài huáng jī pěng zài shǒu shàng hěn huāng zhāng |
| [00:21.94] | luó lì jī: niáng qīn nǐ kàn dì di tóu shàng yǒu jī xiǎo méng |
| [00:25.62] | tóu cì shēng ér gè zhǒng xīn qíng shí nán wàng |
| [00:29.18] | qīng jiàn zài shǒu zhòng jiàn káng jiān shàng |
| [00:32.76] | gēn zhe diē diē zǎo qǐ kǎn mù zhuāng |
| [00:35.28] | dài huáng jī: ér zá kàn wǒ zhuǎn fēng chē shì bú shì tè bié shuài! |
| [00:36.73] | zǒng yǒu yì tiān yí dìng biàn qiáng |
| [00:41.96] | yào hé diē diē yí yàng |
| [00:43.28] | gē gē gē jī gū gū gū dā fēng lái wú shān dàng |
| [00:46.83] | zhuǎn xiǎo fēng chē zhuǎn dà fēng chē yě wài bié tài làng xiǎo huáng jī: bié pǎo |
| [00:50.59] | wū diē diē kuài lái jiù mìng wǒ bèi láng zǎi qī fù la |
| [00:56.06] | yào zuò shān zhuāng bà wáng |
| [00:57.62] | gē gē gē jī gū gū gū dā xún méi tàn yōu fāng |
| [01:01.05] | yāo guài bié pǎo chī wǒ yī zhāo diē kuài lái bāng máng dài huáng jī: lái la hǔ pǎo yīn xiào |
| [01:04.62] | wū niáng qīn kuài lái jiù mìng diē dì bèi rén qī fù la èr xiǎo jiě: gǎn dǎ lǎo niáng nán rén dōu gěi wǒ gǔn dú zǐ! hè guī yīn xiào |
| [01:11.83] | yún qī sōng fēng chuī hé méi yǐn xiāng |
| [01:15.18] | xīn sī quán zài lù guò de xiǎo gū niáng |
| [01:17.67] | xiǎo huáng jī: niáng, diē yòu zài kàn rén jiā mèi zǐ! ěr guāng shēng |
| [01:18.82] | chā qí zhàn chǎng xiǎo xiǎo huáng jī zài biàn qiáng |
| [01:22.49] | diē diē bié pà suī rán nǐ chǔn yě hěn bàng |
| [01:25.94] | kàn kàn fēng guāng xīn huā yòu nù fàng |
| [01:29.67] | gēn zhe diē diē xiàng yǒu guāng yí yàng |
| [01:33.34] | wèi lái de lù dào dǐ duō zhǎng |
| [01:38.57] | zhǐ xiǎng kuài diǎn chéng zhǎng |
| [01:40.17] | gē gē gē jī gū gū gū dā fēng lái wú shān dàng |
| [01:43.71] | zhuǎn xiǎo fēng chē zhuǎn dà fēng chē yě wài bié tài làng |
| [01:47.27] | wū diē diē kuài lái jiù mìng wǒ bèi láng zǎi qī fù la |
| [01:52.76] | yào zuò shān zhuāng bà wáng |
| [01:54.39] | gē gē gē jī gū gū gū dā xún méi tàn yōu fāng |
| [01:57.97] | yāo guài bié pǎo chī wǒ yī zhāo diē kuài lái bāng máng |
| [02:01.54] | wū niáng qīn kuài lái jiù mìng wǒ men bèi rén qī fù la |
| [02:03.95] | xiǎo huáng jī: dǐ dí nǐ kàn wǒ zhuǎn dà fēng chē shuài bù shuài, fēng lái wú shān fēng lái wú shān yīn xiào |
| [02:04.39] | dài huáng jī: shēng yīn jiàn yuǎn jī zǎi zǐ xiǎo wáng bā dàn, wǒ shì nǐ diē bú shì nǐ de zhòng jiàn! |
| [02:05.17] | xiǎo xiǎo jī: gé gé hǎo nì hài. |
| [02:13.59] | kàn kàn fēng guāng xīn huā yòu nù fàng |
| [02:16.47] | gēn zhe diē diē xiàng yǒu guāng yí yàng |
| [02:18.12] | luó lì jī: xiǎo xiǎo jī, gēn jiě jie zǒu. |
| [02:18.57] | èr xiǎo jiě: jiù zhī dào dài huài nǐ dì di, kuài bǎ nǐ diē jiǎn huí lái! |
| [02:20.48] | wèi lái de lù dào dǐ duō zhǎng |
| [02:25.92] | zhǐ xiǎng kuài diǎn chéng zhǎng |
| [02:27.19] | jī jī jī gē gē dā |
| [02:29.34] | gē gē gē jī gū gū gū dā fēng lái wú shān dàng |
| [02:32.53] | zhuǎn xiǎo fēng chē zhuǎn dà fēng chē yě wài bié tài làng |
| [02:33.90] | xiǎo xiǎo jī: wǒ bú yào jǔ gāo gāo, wǒ yào jǔ zhòng jiàn, xiàng gē ge yí yàng làng. |
| [02:34.44] | luó lì jī: fàng sì! |
| [02:35.06] | xiǎo xiǎo jī: wǒ bù fàng sì! wǒ zài jiā lǐ pái dì wǔ! gē ge cái shì fàng sì. |
| [02:36.14] | wū diē diē kuài lái jiù mìng wǒ bèi láng zǎi qī fù la |
| [02:41.25] | yào zuò shān zhuāng bà wáng |
| [02:43.20] | gē gē gē jī gū gū gū dā xún méi tàn yōu fāng |
| [02:47.13] | yāo guài bié pǎo chī wǒ yī zhāo diē kuài lái bāng máng |
| [02:50.28] | wū niáng qīn kuài lái jiù mìng wǒ men bèi rén qī fù la |
| [02:56.04] | yào zuò jiàn sān bà wáng |
| [02:56.65] | xiǎo huáng jī: wǒ jiù shì shān zhuāng dì yī zhàn dòu jī! |
| [02:57.54] | gē gē gē jī gū gū gū dā rén xiǎo zhì qì kuáng |
| [03:01.11] | zhuǎn xiǎo fēng chē zhuǎn dà fēng chē rén tóu ná de máng |
| [03:04.68] | wū diē diē nǐ kuài lái kàn wǒ néng dú dāng yī miàn la |
| [03:09.46] | ǎi zǐ luó: zuì zhōng wǒ hán zhe lèi, ná zhe shuāng bīng, rù le xiù fāng. zhǐ qīng dà dà zhè qún rén hǎo kě pà!!!!! wǒ bú yào zhè yàng zhuàn quān quān!!! |
| [03:10.27] | bèi jǐng chuán lái |
| [03:11.52] | xiǎo huáng jī: niáng |
| [03:12.19] | èr xiǎo jiě: wǒ bú shì nǐ niáng, wǒ shì nǐ dà gē yè yīng a! |
| [03:12.81] | xiǎo huáng jī huò quán yuán: jī! |
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