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I'm through with love hangovers |
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It's best that I stay sober |
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No rolling in the clover |
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No Gretna Green to Dover |
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No honeymoon in Paris |
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I only feel embarrassed |
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For the cool cats |
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The tom kittens |
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Both smitten by the love songs |
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That he's written |
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Caught in the sights |
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Of a deadly sniper |
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The magic piper of love |
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The magic piper of love |
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Of love, of love |
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My girlfriend, she got blotto |
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Half cut in Santa's grotto |
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It turns out he's a dirty old man |
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The last place that I want to be |
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Is sat up on his Christmas tree |
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While playing his games of |
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Catch as catch can |
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'Cause he's a sweet talker |
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A silent stalker |
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All the savvy of a street walker |
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More deadly than a horned viper |
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The magic piper of love |
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The magic piper of love |
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Of love, of love |
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He's a heart breaker |
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A mover and a shaker |
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The magic piper of love |
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It's kinda hard to swallow |
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You know you've gotta follow |
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The magic piper of love |
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'Cause he's a city slicker |
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An expert politicker |
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The magic piper of love |
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Of love, of love |
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Of love, of love |
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Of love, of love |
