| [00:01.54] | 大家好，我是约瑟翰庞麦郎 |
| [00:04.51] | 这是你第一次拍mv吗 |
| [00:06.04] | 是的 |
| [00:07.35] | 你有想过要拍成什么样子？ |
| [00:10.88] | 啦啦真垃圾吃我大** |
| [00:15.17] | 哼╮(￣▽￣)╭ |
| [00:15.59] | 公婆垃圾*N |
| [00:27.49] | 哼(〜￣△￣)〜 |
| [00:27.79] | 小公婆骑着一个垃圾摩的 |
| [00:30.96] | 高速公路上还要吃我** |
| [00:33.45] | 我一脚就把他踢下了摩的 |
| [00:36.50] | 他TM是谁还要吃我** |
| [00:39.74] | 他伸出拳头要和我比一比（公婆垃圾公婆垃圾） |
| [00:42.77] | 我做了假动作不分高低（公婆垃圾公婆垃圾） |
| [00:45.89] | 速度速度速度一点点加快（公婆垃圾公婆垃圾） |
| [00:48.94] | 公婆始终和我零距离 |
| [00:51.40] | 公婆真垃圾哼(╯°口°)╯(┴—┴ |
| [00:51.72] | 摩擦在高速公路上摩擦 |
| [00:55.33] | 公婆真垃圾还差一点距离 |
| [00:57.85] | 哼(●￣(ｴ)￣●) |
| [00:58.16] | 真卑鄙 公婆吃了口金坷垃 |
| [01:01.36] | 速度加快只差一点点距离 |
| [01:03.67] | 哼(-_-#) |
| [01:04.05] | 他追上我说要和我搞比利 |
| [01:06.72] | 要找白衣天使给我打吊针（去你妹的垃圾公婆） |
| [01:10.16] | 我TM真是TM哔了狗了 |
| [01:12.61] | 一个小小公婆还想和我分享bili |
| [01:16.54] | 公婆垃圾（哼）真是垃圾垃圾（哼）（￣へ￣） |
| [01:19.28] | 快来搞死那垃圾的公婆 |
| [01:22.23] | **只有一厘米还要搞比利（公婆垃圾） |
| [01:25.36] | 快来搞死那垃圾的公婆 |
| [01:28.24] | 垃圾公婆只会去搞小母鸡（公婆垃圾） |
| [01:31.46] | 垃圾公婆快去找白衣天使打吊针 |
| [01:34.63] | 搞比利 吊针大 真垃圾 哔了狗 垃圾公婆垃圾 |
| [01:37.56] | 公婆真垃圾吃我大** |
| [01:40.24] | 哼ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ*** |
| [01:47.29] |
| [00:01.54] | da jia hao, wo shi yue se han pang mai lang |
| [00:04.51] | zhe shi ni di yi ci pai mv ma |
| [00:06.04] | shi de |
| [00:07.35] | ni you xiang guo yao pai cheng shen me yang zi? |
| [00:10.88] | la la zhen la ji chi wo da |
| [00:15.17] | heng |
| [00:15.59] | gong po la ji N |
| [00:27.49] | heng |
| [00:27.79] | xiao gong po qi zhe yi ge la ji mo de |
| [00:30.96] | gao su gong lu shang hai yao chi wo |
| [00:33.45] | wo yi jiao jiu ba ta ti xia le mo de |
| [00:36.50] | ta TM shi shui hai yao chi wo |
| [00:39.74] | ta shen chu quan tou yao he wo bi yi bi gong po la ji gong po la ji |
| [00:42.77] | wo zuo le jia dong zuo bu fen gao di gong po la ji gong po la ji |
| [00:45.89] | su du su du su du yi dian dian jia kuai gong po la ji gong po la ji |
| [00:48.94] | gong po shi zhong he wo ling ju li |
| [00:51.40] | gong po zhen la ji heng kou |
| [00:51.72] | mo ca zai gao su gong lu shang mo ca |
| [00:55.33] | gong po zhen la ji hai cha yi dian ju li |
| [00:57.85] | heng |
| [00:58.16] | zhen bei bi gong po chi le kou jin ke la |
| [01:01.36] | su du jia kuai zhi cha yi dian dian ju li |
| [01:03.67] | heng _ |
| [01:04.05] | ta zhui shang wo shuo yao he wo gao bi li |
| [01:06.72] | yao zhao bai yi tian shi gei wo da diao zhen qu ni mei de la ji gong po |
| [01:10.16] | wo TM zhen shi TM bi le gou le |
| [01:12.61] | yi ge xiao xiao gong po hai xiang he wo fen xiang bili |
| [01:16.54] | gong po la ji heng zhen shi la ji la ji heng |
| [01:19.28] | kuai lai gao si na la ji de gong po |
| [01:22.23] | zhi you yi li mi hai yao gao bi li gong po la ji |
| [01:25.36] | kuai lai gao si na la ji de gong po |
| [01:28.24] | la ji gong po zhi hui qu gao xiao mu ji gong po la ji |
| [01:31.46] | la ji gong po kuai qu zhao bai yi tian shi da diao zhen |
| [01:34.63] | gao bi li diao zhen da zhen la ji bi le gou la ji gong po la ji |
| [01:37.56] | gong po zhen la ji chi wo da |
| [01:40.24] | heng |
| [01:47.29] |
| [00:01.54] | dà jiā hǎo, wǒ shì yuē sè hàn páng mài láng |
| [00:04.51] | zhè shì nǐ dì yī cì pāi mv ma |
| [00:06.04] | shì de |
| [00:07.35] | nǐ yǒu xiǎng guò yào pāi chéng shén me yàng zi? |
| [00:10.88] | la la zhēn lā jī chī wǒ dà |
| [00:15.17] | hēng |
| [00:15.59] | gōng pó lā jī N |
| [00:27.49] | hēng |
| [00:27.79] | xiǎo gōng pó qí zhe yí gè lā jī mó de |
| [00:30.96] | gāo sù gōng lù shàng hái yào chī wǒ |
| [00:33.45] | wǒ yī jiǎo jiù bǎ tā tī xià le mó de |
| [00:36.50] | tā TM shì shuí hái yào chī wǒ |
| [00:39.74] | tā shēn chū quán tou yào hé wǒ bǐ yī bǐ gōng pó lā jī gōng pó lā jī |
| [00:42.77] | wǒ zuò le jiǎ dòng zuò bù fēn gāo dī gōng pó lā jī gōng pó lā jī |
| [00:45.89] | sù dù sù dù sù dù yì diǎn diǎn jiā kuài gōng pó lā jī gōng pó lā jī |
| [00:48.94] | gōng pó shǐ zhōng hé wǒ líng jù lí |
| [00:51.40] | gōng pó zhēn lā jī hēng kǒu |
| [00:51.72] | mó cā zài gāo sù gōng lù shàng mó cā |
| [00:55.33] | gōng pó zhēn lā jī hái chà yì diǎn jù lí |
| [00:57.85] | hēng |
| [00:58.16] | zhēn bēi bǐ gōng pó chī le kǒu jīn kē lā |
| [01:01.36] | sù dù jiā kuài zhǐ chà yì diǎn diǎn jù lí |
| [01:03.67] | hēng _ |
| [01:04.05] | tā zhuī shàng wǒ shuō yào hé wǒ gǎo bǐ lì |
| [01:06.72] | yào zhǎo bái yī tiān shǐ gěi wǒ dǎ diào zhēn qù nǐ mèi de lā jī gōng pó |
| [01:10.16] | wǒ TM zhēn shì TM bì le gǒu le |
| [01:12.61] | yí gè xiǎo xiǎo gōng pó hái xiǎng hé wǒ fēn xiǎng bili |
| [01:16.54] | gōng pó lā jī hēng zhēn shì lā jī lā jī hēng |
| [01:19.28] | kuài lái gǎo sǐ nà lā jī de gōng pó |
| [01:22.23] | zhǐ yǒu yī lí mǐ hái yào gǎo bǐ lì gōng pó lā jī |
| [01:25.36] | kuài lái gǎo sǐ nà lā jī de gōng pó |
| [01:28.24] | lā jī gōng pó zhǐ huì qù gǎo xiǎo mǔ jī gōng pó lā jī |
| [01:31.46] | lā jī gōng pó kuài qù zhǎo bái yī tiān shǐ dǎ diào zhēn |
| [01:34.63] | gǎo bǐ lì diào zhēn dà zhēn lā jī bì le gǒu lā jī gōng pó lā jī |
| [01:37.56] | gōng pó zhēn lā jī chī wǒ dà |
| [01:40.24] | hēng |
| [01:47.29] |
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