| Every now and then the world is strange | |
| Time to stop and re-evaluate | |
| Broken heart won't equal broken dreams | |
| Mr. Bond, find the real me, please | |
| Critics wonder where the feeling went | |
| E-TV reports, "The passion's spent!" | |
| One of the days that never seem to end | |
| And where the fuck is my script again | |
| Where the fuck is my script again? | |
| I am the protagonist | |
| Disarmed the bomb | |
| Fucked the femme fatale | |
| I am the protagonist | |
| The credits roll | |
| Discover who we are | |
| Roll the camera, hit the winning smile | |
| Take fifteen - it's gonna take a while | |
| Smoke machines can make it hard to breathe | |
| Mr. Bond, find the real me, please | |
| Gonna hang inside my trailer more | |
| This is what they made the trailer for | |
| Makeup lets me be a real man | |
| And where the fuck is my script again | |
| Where the fuck is my script again? | |
| I am the protagonist | |
| Disarmed the bomb | |
| Fucked the femme fatale | |
| I am the protagonist | |
| The credits roll | |
| Discover who we are |