| Song | Cops & Buns |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | Lost Episodes |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Zappa | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Now, we don't come up here because we feel like walkin' four flights at three o'clock in the morning. | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Yeah.Patrolman lefemine: | |
| We were up here last night. (bark, bark) now for us- | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Last night? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Yes.Frank zappa: | |
| I wasnt here last night. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Now for us to continually come up to this here place every night and not show no action other than to say, yes theres a , we look kinda bad. | |
| I mean. lets be honest. now if you had to give me any kinda reccomendation, or mark my word, a mistake, every night, 3-4, 2-4, betwen those hours you guys are at 53 e 10 st, what are you doin there every night? you mean you-you permit this kinda condition to continue on without once giving a summons? | |
| Unknown:Alright, your lawyer says to knock it off! | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Uh, were puttin ourselves over backwards with these people. do you know what were doin? do you know what were doin? | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| No, tell me. no, please tell me. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Well this is, if were up here once were up here twenty times. | |
| I know that little guy, like the guy at the...like a long-lost brother. now if we ever get called down, if this ever goes to a big explosion, and they say, officer, what did you do, did you ever issue summonses? , they get ... this is all in the rekkid book, how many times we been up here. this is all rekkids... | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| M-hmmPatrolman lefemine: | |
| Now if these people wanna subpeona these rekkids, they could subpeona these rekkids. an they could find out how many times we been.. this is us on- wait! this is us alone! an they say, officer, what did you do? warn em? you mean to tell me you were up here about twenty times an you never issued a summons? | |
| Unknown:There have been summonses. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Well, we never issued em! how many summonses have you gotten for noise? unknown: | |
| What, me personally, or the studio? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| The studio, studio. unknown: | |
| I don't know how many, but theres a court case pending right now.. | |
| Unknown:We've gotten one. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| One! one! and how many times have i, eh, uh, hey listen! as | |
| I say, if | |
| I been up here once | |
| I've been up here twenty times already. | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Hey look, stop it, pack that stuff up, stop making noise you guys! | |
| Unknown:Yeah, well, | |
| I understand | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Well, whose in charge here at the studio? | |
| Unknown:Here he is | |
| In charge? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| In chargeHe's more or less in charge | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Are you in charge? | |
| I don't run the studio.. | |
| I jus..Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Alright, listen, lemme tell you one thing | |
| I'm in- I'm in charge | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Youre in charge at this point | |
| AlrightPatrolman lefemine: | |
| My name is patrolman lefemine | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Here, have a bun. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Now, as of tonight, right | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| You wanna bun? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| If I come back here, and every night that | |
| I do come back here, | |
| I don't care who says he's in charge, | |
| I will issue a summons | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| I'm issuing you a bun | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| An anybody thinks it's a great joke, you can all laugh in the car... we havent put out one hit record yet? my goodness. it takes a long time. you know what | |
| I mean.Patrolman lefemine: | |
| This is ridiculous! | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Are you sure you don't want one o those breakfast rolls on your way down the stairs? | |
| You better believe that | |
| I don't want nuthin | |
| Who gets-who gets the summons, is the the organization? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Whoever it is in charge at the time. he could say joe blow, | |
| I don't care what kind of a name he gives. then if the courts decide if they wanna know who he's takin orders from, they'll summons that person to court. thats all there is to it. | |
| Alright. take care. | |
| Right.Okay. | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Nighty-night!(cough!) |
| zuo ci : Zappa | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Now, we don' t come up here because we feel like walkin' four flights at three o' clock in the morning. | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Yeah. Patrolman lefemine: | |
| We were up here last night. bark, bark now for us- | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Last night? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Yes. Frank zappa: | |
| I wasnt here last night. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Now for us to continually come up to this here place every night and not show no action other than to say, yes theres a, we look kinda bad. | |
| I mean. lets be honest. now if you had to give me any kinda reccomendation, or mark my word, a mistake, every night, 3-4, 2-4, betwen those hours you guys are at 53 e 10 st, what are you doin there every night? you mean you-you permit this kinda condition to continue on without once giving a summons? | |
| Unknown: Alright, your lawyer says to knock it off! | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Uh, were puttin ourselves over backwards with these people. do you know what were doin? do you know what were doin? | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| No, tell me. no, please tell me. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Well this is, if were up here once were up here twenty times. | |
| I know that little guy, like the guy at the. . . like a long-lost brother. now if we ever get called down, if this ever goes to a big explosion, and they say, officer, what did you do, did you ever issue summonses? , they get. . . this is all in the rekkid book, how many times we been up here. this is all rekkids. . . | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| M-hmmPatrolman lefemine: | |
| Now if these people wanna subpeona these rekkids, they could subpeona these rekkids. an they could find out how many times we been. . this is us on- wait! this is us alone! an they say, officer, what did you do? warn em? you mean to tell me you were up here about twenty times an you never issued a summons? | |
| Unknown: There have been summonses. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Well, we never issued em! how many summonses have you gotten for noise? unknown: | |
| What, me personally, or the studio? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| The studio, studio. unknown: | |
| I don' t know how many, but theres a court case pending right now. . | |
| Unknown: We' ve gotten one. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| One! one! and how many times have i, eh, uh, hey listen! as | |
| I say, if | |
| I been up here once | |
| I' ve been up here twenty times already. | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Hey look, stop it, pack that stuff up, stop making noise you guys! | |
| Unknown: Yeah, well, | |
| I understand | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Well, whose in charge here at the studio? | |
| Unknown: Here he is | |
| In charge? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| In chargeHe' s more or less in charge | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Are you in charge? | |
| I don' t run the studio. . | |
| I jus. . Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Alright, listen, lemme tell you one thing | |
| I' m in- I' m in charge | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Youre in charge at this point | |
| AlrightPatrolman lefemine: | |
| My name is patrolman lefemine | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Here, have a bun. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Now, as of tonight, right | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| You wanna bun? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| If I come back here, and every night that | |
| I do come back here, | |
| I don' t care who says he' s in charge, | |
| I will issue a summons | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| I' m issuing you a bun | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| An anybody thinks it' s a great joke, you can all laugh in the car. . . we havent put out one hit record yet? my goodness. it takes a long time. you know what | |
| I mean. Patrolman lefemine: | |
| This is ridiculous! | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Are you sure you don' t want one o those breakfast rolls on your way down the stairs? | |
| You better believe that | |
| I don' t want nuthin | |
| Who gets-who gets the summons, is the the organization? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Whoever it is in charge at the time. he could say joe blow, | |
| I don' t care what kind of a name he gives. then if the courts decide if they wanna know who he' s takin orders from, they' ll summons that person to court. thats all there is to it. | |
| Alright. take care. | |
| Right. Okay. | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Nighty-night! cough! |
| zuò cí : Zappa | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Now, we don' t come up here because we feel like walkin' four flights at three o' clock in the morning. | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Yeah. Patrolman lefemine: | |
| We were up here last night. bark, bark now for us- | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Last night? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Yes. Frank zappa: | |
| I wasnt here last night. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Now for us to continually come up to this here place every night and not show no action other than to say, yes theres a, we look kinda bad. | |
| I mean. lets be honest. now if you had to give me any kinda reccomendation, or mark my word, a mistake, every night, 3-4, 2-4, betwen those hours you guys are at 53 e 10 st, what are you doin there every night? you mean you-you permit this kinda condition to continue on without once giving a summons? | |
| Unknown: Alright, your lawyer says to knock it off! | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Uh, were puttin ourselves over backwards with these people. do you know what were doin? do you know what were doin? | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| No, tell me. no, please tell me. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Well this is, if were up here once were up here twenty times. | |
| I know that little guy, like the guy at the. . . like a long-lost brother. now if we ever get called down, if this ever goes to a big explosion, and they say, officer, what did you do, did you ever issue summonses? , they get. . . this is all in the rekkid book, how many times we been up here. this is all rekkids. . . | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| M-hmmPatrolman lefemine: | |
| Now if these people wanna subpeona these rekkids, they could subpeona these rekkids. an they could find out how many times we been. . this is us on- wait! this is us alone! an they say, officer, what did you do? warn em? you mean to tell me you were up here about twenty times an you never issued a summons? | |
| Unknown: There have been summonses. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Well, we never issued em! how many summonses have you gotten for noise? unknown: | |
| What, me personally, or the studio? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| The studio, studio. unknown: | |
| I don' t know how many, but theres a court case pending right now. . | |
| Unknown: We' ve gotten one. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| One! one! and how many times have i, eh, uh, hey listen! as | |
| I say, if | |
| I been up here once | |
| I' ve been up here twenty times already. | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Hey look, stop it, pack that stuff up, stop making noise you guys! | |
| Unknown: Yeah, well, | |
| I understand | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Well, whose in charge here at the studio? | |
| Unknown: Here he is | |
| In charge? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| In chargeHe' s more or less in charge | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Are you in charge? | |
| I don' t run the studio. . | |
| I jus. . Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Alright, listen, lemme tell you one thing | |
| I' m in- I' m in charge | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Youre in charge at this point | |
| AlrightPatrolman lefemine: | |
| My name is patrolman lefemine | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Here, have a bun. | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Now, as of tonight, right | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| You wanna bun? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| If I come back here, and every night that | |
| I do come back here, | |
| I don' t care who says he' s in charge, | |
| I will issue a summons | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| I' m issuing you a bun | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| An anybody thinks it' s a great joke, you can all laugh in the car. . . we havent put out one hit record yet? my goodness. it takes a long time. you know what | |
| I mean. Patrolman lefemine: | |
| This is ridiculous! | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Are you sure you don' t want one o those breakfast rolls on your way down the stairs? | |
| You better believe that | |
| I don' t want nuthin | |
| Who gets-who gets the summons, is the the organization? | |
| Patrolman lefemine: | |
| Whoever it is in charge at the time. he could say joe blow, | |
| I don' t care what kind of a name he gives. then if the courts decide if they wanna know who he' s takin orders from, they' ll summons that person to court. thats all there is to it. | |
| Alright. take care. | |
| Right. Okay. | |
| Frank zappa: | |
| Nighty-night! cough! |