| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 神武笑春风 |
| [00:00.31] | 作词 : 沉沉如墨 |
| [00:00.95] | 工作组： |
| [00:01.71] | 原创桥段：众玩家 |
| [00:02.31] | 剧本整理/统筹/剧情后期：柠檬橙 |
| [00:02.81] | 美工：green_深渊季节 |
| [00:03.31] | 歌曲组： |
| [00:05.32] | 人声修音：君池官 |
| [00:05.77] | 歌曲混缩：柠檬橙 |
| [00:06.34] | 配音组： |
| [00:06.88] | 糖男：磐玄 |
| [00:07.38] | 钙女：小铃儿 |
| [00:07.99] | 杂货铺老板：影 |
| [00:08.55] | 玩家：顾惜朝 |
| [00:09.19] | 特别鸣谢：不一样的小刀刀剧组 |
| [00:12.62] | 【第一幕】 |
| [00:13.72] | 老板：（叫卖）人不如故，衣不如新了啊~ |
| [00:17.78] | 丐：（刚跑完步喘气，兴奋中）还好还好总算赶上啦，我今天终于可以买到了哈哈~ |
| [00:24.30] | 老板：少侠，要买件新衣服吗？ |
| [00:27.48] | 丐：嗯，老板，帮我拿一套菁华套~唐：（与丐妹同时）给我拿一套菁华！ |
| [00:30.45] | 丐：咦？ |
| [00:31.40] | 老板：额…（尴尬）不好意思啊两位少侠，小店的菁华套只剩下一件女装了 |
| [00:38.18] | 丐：（得意）那正好，老板，那一件我要啦~ |
| [00:42.71] | 唐：我说这位姑娘，（开扇装酷）凡事总得有个先来后到吧？本少爷可是早就在这儿了，为什么要先给你呢？ |
| [00:50.24] | 丐：（稀奇）可是老板不是说只剩女装了嘛~你个大男人要件女装有什么用啊？ |
| [00:58.63] | 唐：我给我的小傀儡买，不行吗？ |
| [01:01.34] | 丐：你说她啊~可她不是人啊，花一千金这么多钱至于吗？ |
| [01:08.28] | 唐：本少爷有的是钱，我乐意！再说我还没问你个小叫花子，穿这么好看至于吗？ |
| [01:16.66] | 丐：（惊）你！ |
| [01:17.66] | 【唱】 |
| [01:18.36] | 春色好 小池畔绿柳腰 |
| [01:23.23] | 市井闹 街角拂布衣俏 |
| [01:28.00] | 江湖扰 身难料 |
| [01:30.40] | 一梦菁华谁侃调 |
| [01:33.57] | 说浮尘缘来 未知晓 |
| [01:37.83] | 风华貌 扇轻摇气自笑 （【第二幕】 丐：（边走边碎碎念）真是的！怎么会遇上这种人啊？有钱了不起啊！？） |
| [01:42.61] | 似桀骜 衣袂转锦带飘 （哼，下次再敢让本女侠遇到，我一定…哎呀！（撞到了什么东西上，吃痛）痛痛痛痛…是哪个！？） |
| [01:47.44] | 星眸邃 浅谈笑 （ 唐：又是你！） |
| [01:49.86] | 原是纨绔与逍遥 （丐：是你！！？） |
| [01:52.79] | 奈何天意巧 结缘道 （唐：喂！你是不是故意的啊？衣服抢不赢我就拿我傀儡出气啊！！） |
| [01:57.56] | 荆湖恣意醉 （丐：你还讲不讲道理了？谁让你不好收着她乱摆乱放啊，） |
| [02:00.08] | 红晕爬眼梢 （再说（略委屈）我也被撞得很痛好不好？） |
| [02:02.33] | 相思谁在 等谁念 （唐：（指责）你自己走路不看路还怪上我了？） |
| [02:06.91] | 低苇汀有鸳 （哎，你知不知道傀儡对我们唐门来说有多重要，制作过程有多复杂？） |
| [02:09.57] | 竹林渐雨帘 （丐：可是……） |
| [02:11.96] | 年少岁月 共婵娟 （唐：你看她，脸也歪了，胳膊也被你撞没了，（不爽）你知道我需要花多少心血！多长时间！！多大代价！！！才能把她复原吗！！！？） |
| [02:23.28] | 丐：（还是有点不服气）对不起！我又不是故意的，大不了我赔你一个不就是了 |
| [02:29.61] | 唐：赔！？（不屑）你个小叫花子！你赔得起吗！！？ |
| [02:33.59] | 丐：你！！！ |
| [02:35.51] | 【第三幕】 |
| [02:41.92] | 唐：（看到街边蹲着一个熟悉的身影）喂！你拿个葫芦蹲这儿干嘛呢？人来人往地你不嫌丢人啊？ |
| [02:50.21] | 丐：呜呜……我…我没钱回家了，借酒消个愁行不行啊？（小淘气） |
| [02:55.36] | 唐：哎~我当是什么呢，一点儿小事儿至于嘛？（撇嘴）女孩子家就是好哭，居然还喝酒！？ |
| [03:03.34] | 丐：（憋屈）呜…对你来说是小事，可你知不知道我为了那件衣服省吃俭用攒了多久的钱？你知不知道我大老远地从荆湖过来一次有多么不容易！？现在好了，什么都没了，就连回家的钱都没了…呜呜……（嚎啕大哭起来） |
| [03:33.31] | 唐：（尴尬）哎哎哎！你，你别哭了呀，我…又没打算真让你赔我钱？是你自己非要塞过来的嘛，我也很无辜啊（这事真不赖我，摊手作无辜状），况且我上次那个傀儡…嘿嘿其实本身就已经有点问题了，（望天）我在想要不然干脆重新做一个，所以才会去给她买件新衣服留个纪念的 |
| [03:59.96] | 丐：真的吗？ |
| [04:01.20] | 唐：不然呢？哎呀…真是拿你没办法，（这次很诚恳）喏~钱还给你了，再回不了家可不关我的事儿了啊（推推手） |
| [04:10.60] | 丐：你，你怎么不早说？（娇气包）害我还哭这么半天…… |
| [04:15.59] | 唐：这么爱哭鼻子？难怪长不高 |
| [04:18.45] | 丐：你！！ |
| [04:19.09] | 【唱】 |
| [04:19.38] | 春色好 小池畔绿柳腰 |
| [04:24.00] | 市井闹 街角拂布衣俏 |
| [04:28.58] | 江湖扰 身难料 |
| [04:31.33] | 一梦菁华谁侃调 |
| [04:34.14] | 说浮尘缘来 未知晓 |
| [04:38.41] | 风华貌 扇轻摇气自笑 |
| [04:42.90] | 似桀骜 衣袂转锦带飘 |
| [04:47.92] | 星眸邃 浅谈笑 |
| [04:50.38] | 原是纨绔与逍遥 |
| [04:53.33] | 奈何天意巧 结缘道 |
| [04:58.36] | 荆湖恣意醉 |
| [05:00.62] | 红晕爬眼梢 |
| [05:03.03] | 相思谁在 等谁念 |
| [05:07.80] | 低苇汀有鸳 |
| [05:10.21] | 竹林渐雨帘 |
| [05:12.68] | 年少岁月 共婵娟 |
| [05:18.04] | 【第四幕】 |
| [05:18.88] | 丐：（又淘气了）喂！不是说要来荆湖找我玩儿的吗？怎么这么久都没见你来啊？ |
| [05:25.05] | 唐：啊——（打个呵欠，挑逗）怎么，小叫花子想我了？ |
| [05:30.94] | 丐：（…）少在那里不知羞了，我是怕你忘记你答应要把菁华让给我的事儿 |
| [05:36.19] | 秋意浓 飞雁过巴蜀桥 （唐：你还好意思说？你知不知道拜你所赐，（又开始胡咧咧）我的小傀儡这次彻底报废了，） |
| [05:40.74] | 桂花早 环佩声瑽瑢摇 （害我又花了好长时间重新做一个！） |
| [05:45.52] | 江湖扰 身难料 （丐：哼╭(╯^╰)╮ 唐：（继续自说自话）不过好在，） |
| [05:48.08] | 狭路相逢冤家窄 （这次的新傀儡做出来还挺好看的（得瑟），） |
| [05:50.88] | 牵绊猜不到 徒惹笑 （本少爷大人不计小人过，就不与你追究了） |
| [05:56.42] | 把眉目轻描 （丐：唉？（欲语还休）有，） |
| [05:58.14] | 将胭脂淡扫 （有多好看啊？） |
| [06:00.55] | 再勾上轻甜 唇角 （唐：说到好看嘛，那叫一个明眸皓齿，） |
| [06:05.01] | 翠袖碧衫远 （肌如凝雪，婉约可人…） |
| [06:07.72] | 青丝梳额简 （（依旧自我感觉良好姿态）啧啧啧，总之我现在特别喜欢她！） |
| [06:10.19] | 执笔勾绘 美人卷 （丐：（撇撇嘴）切，好色之徒！） |
| [06:14.87] | 吹笛奏 长河落日圆 （唐：诶你个小叫花子，你懂什么？丐：懒得理你！我走了…） |
| [06:19.34] | 携葫芦 花开知多少 （唐，诶——等等，你就真的不想看看她长什么样儿么？） |
| [06:24.20] | 天涯路 携手共踏遍 （丐：她长什么样儿关我什么事啊？我又不……） |
| [06:29.61] | 凡尘中 幸有你相伴 （啊( ⊙ o ⊙ )？） |
| [06:33.76] | 【唱】 |
| [06:34.15] | 把眉目轻描 |
| [06:36.57] | 将胭脂淡扫 |
| [06:38.98] | 再勾上轻甜 唇角 |
| [06:43.79] | 低苇汀有鸳 |
| [06:46.20] | 竹林渐雨帘 |
| [06:48.51] | 年少岁月 共婵娟 |
| [06:55.90] | 唐：唔我没说过吗？我的新傀儡……她的名字就叫——小叫花子（混响） |
| [07:22.10] | 【尾声】（花絮） |
| [07:22.85] | 玩家：苍梧城来人！苍梧城来人！！点我速度进组咯~ |
| [07:27.52] | 丐：（叹气）哎——肯定又不要丐帮…… |
| [07:31.44] | 唐：（骑着千金马噔噔出场）咦？你怎么还在这儿愣着呀，快进组啊~ |
| [07:35.96] | 丐：（小自卑）我…我怕……（玩过天刀的都懂啦） |
| [07:38.90] | 唐：放心吧，（拍胸）有唐门粑粑在！你还怕跟不到组吗！？（玩天刀的大家都懂吧）走啦~小叫花子 |
| [07:45.59] | 丐：（心花那个怒放）嘻~嗯！ |
| [07:47.30] | — 朝花夕拾工作组出品 — |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : shen wu xiao chun feng |
| [00:00.31] | zuo ci : chen chen ru mo |
| [00:00.95] | gong zuo zu: |
| [00:01.71] | yuan chuang qiao duan: zhong wan jia |
| [00:02.31] | ju ben zheng li tong chou ju qing hou qi: ning meng cheng |
| [00:02.81] | mei gong: green_ shen yuan ji jie |
| [00:03.31] | ge qu zu: |
| [00:05.32] | ren sheng xiu yin: jun chi guan |
| [00:05.77] | ge qu hun suo: ning meng cheng |
| [00:06.34] | pei yin zu: |
| [00:06.88] | tang nan: pan xuan |
| [00:07.38] | gai nv: xiao ling er |
| [00:07.99] | za huo pu lao ban: ying |
| [00:08.55] | wan jia: gu xi chao |
| [00:09.19] | te bie ming xie: bu yi yang de xiao dao dao ju zu |
| [00:12.62] | di yi mu |
| [00:13.72] | lao ban: jiao mai ren bu ru gu, yi bu ru xin le a |
| [00:17.78] | gai: gang pao wan bu chuan qi, xing fen zhong hai hao huan hao zong suan gan shang la, wo jin tian zhong yu ke yi mai dao le ha ha |
| [00:24.30] | lao ban: shao xia, yao mai jian xin yi fu ma? |
| [00:27.48] | gai: , lao ban, bang wo na yi tao jing hua tao tang: yu gai mei tong shi gei wo na yi tao jing hua! |
| [00:30.45] | gai: yi? |
| [00:31.40] | lao ban: e gan ga bu hao yi si a liang wei shao xia, xiao dian de jing hua tao zhi sheng xia yi jian nv zhuang le |
| [00:38.18] | gai: de yi na zheng hao, lao ban, na yi jian wo yao la |
| [00:42.71] | tang: wo shuo zhe wei gu niang, kai shan zhuang ku fan shi zong dei you ge xian lai hou dao ba? ben shao ye ke shi zao jiu zai zhe er le, wei shi me yao xian gei ni ne? |
| [00:50.24] | gai: xi qi ke shi lao ban bu shi shuo zhi sheng nv zhuang le ma ni ge da nan ren yao jian nv zhuang you shen me yong a? |
| [00:58.63] | tang: wo gei wo de xiao kui lei mai, bu xing ma? |
| [01:01.34] | gai: ni shuo ta a ke ta bu shi ren a, hua yi qian jin zhe me duo qian zhi yu ma? |
| [01:08.28] | tang: ben shao ye you de shi qian, wo le yi! zai shuo wo hai mei wen ni ge xiao jiao hua zi, chuan zhe me hao kan zhi yu ma? |
| [01:16.66] | gai: jing ni! |
| [01:17.66] | chang |
| [01:18.36] | chun se hao xiao chi pan lv liu yao |
| [01:23.23] | shi jing nao jie jiao fu bu yi qiao |
| [01:28.00] | jiang hu rao shen nan liao |
| [01:30.40] | yi meng jing hua shui kan diao |
| [01:33.57] | shuo fu chen yuan lai wei zhi xiao |
| [01:37.83] | feng hua mao shan qing yao qi zi xiao di er mu gai: bian zou bian sui sui nian zhen shi de! zen me hui yu shang zhe zhong ren a? you qian liao bu qi a!? |
| [01:42.61] | shi jie ao yi mei zhuan jin dai piao heng, xia ci zai gan rang ben nv xia yu dao, wo yi ding ai ya! zhuang dao le shen me dong xi shang, chi tong tong tong tong tong shi nei ge!? |
| [01:47.44] | xing mou sui qian tan xiao tang: you shi ni! |
| [01:49.86] | yuan shi wan ku yu xiao yao gai: shi ni!!? |
| [01:52.79] | nai he tian yi qiao jie yuan dao tang: wei! ni shi bu shi gu yi de a? yi fu qiang bu ying wo jiu na wo kui lei chu qi a!! |
| [01:57.56] | jing hu zi yi zui gai: ni hai jiang bu jiang dao li le? shui rang ni bu hao shou zhe ta luan bai luan fang a, |
| [02:00.08] | hong yun pa yan shao zai shuo lue wei qu wo ye bei zhuang de hen tong hao bu hao? |
| [02:02.33] | xiang si shui zai deng shui nian tang: zhi ze ni zi ji zou lu bu kan lu hai guai shang wo le? |
| [02:06.91] | di wei ting you yuan ai, ni zhi bu zhi dao kui lei dui wo men tang men lai shuo you duo chong yao, zhi zuo guo cheng you duo fu za? |
| [02:09.57] | zhu lin jian yu lian gai: ke shi |
| [02:11.96] | nian shao sui yue gong chan juan tang: ni kan ta, lian ye wai le, ge bo ye bei ni zhuang mei le, bu shuang ni zhi dao wo xu yao hua duo shao xin xue! duo zhang shi jian!! duo da dai jia!!! cai neng ba ta fu yuan ma!!!? |
| [02:23.28] | gai: hai shi you dian bu fu qi dui bu qi! wo you bu shi gu yi de, da bu liao wo pei ni yi ge bu jiu shi le |
| [02:29.61] | tang: pei!? bu xie ni ge xiao jiao hua zi! ni pei de qi ma!!? |
| [02:33.59] | gai: ni!!! |
| [02:35.51] | di san mu |
| [02:41.92] | tang: kan dao jie bian dun zhe yi ge shu xi de shen ying wei! ni na ge hu lu dun zhe er gan ma ne? ren lai ren wang di ni bu xian diu ren a? |
| [02:50.21] | gai: wu wu wo wo mei qian hui jia le, jie jiu xiao ge chou xing bu xing a? xiao tao qi |
| [02:55.36] | tang: ai wo dang shi shen me ne, yi dian er xiao shi er zhi yu ma? pie zui nv hai zi jia jiu shi hao ku, ju ran hai he jiu!? |
| [03:03.34] | gai: bie qu wu dui ni lai shuo shi xiao shi, ke ni zhi bu zhi dao wo wei le na jian yi fu sheng chi jian yong zan le duo jiu de qian? ni zhi bu zhi dao wo da lao yuan di cong jing hu guo lai yi ci you duo me bu rong yi!? xian zai hao le, shen me dou mei le, jiu lian hui jia de qian dou mei le wu wu hao tao da ku qi lai |
| [03:33.31] | tang: gan ga ai ai ai! ni, ni bie ku le ya, wo you mei da suan zhen rang ni pei wo qian? shi ni zi ji fei yao sai guo lai de ma, wo ye hen wu gu a zhe shi zhen bu lai wo, tan shou zuo wu gu zhuang, kuang qie wo shang ci na ge kui lei hei hei qi shi ben shen jiu yi jing you dian wen ti le, wang tian wo zai xiang yao bu ran gan cui chong xin zuo yi ge, suo yi cai hui qu gei ta mai jian xin yi fu liu ge ji nian de |
| [03:59.96] | gai: zhen de ma? |
| [04:01.20] | tang: bu ran ne? ai ya zhen shi na ni mei ban fa, zhe ci hen cheng ken nuo qian huan gei ni le, zai hui bu liao jia ke bu guan wo de shi er le a tui tui shou |
| [04:10.60] | gai: ni, ni zen me bu zao shuo? jiao qi bao hai wo hai ku zhe me ban tian |
| [04:15.59] | tang: zhe me ai ku bi zi? nan guai zhang bu gao |
| [04:18.45] | gai: ni!! |
| [04:19.09] | chang |
| [04:19.38] | chun se hao xiao chi pan lv liu yao |
| [04:24.00] | shi jing nao jie jiao fu bu yi qiao |
| [04:28.58] | jiang hu rao shen nan liao |
| [04:31.33] | yi meng jing hua shui kan diao |
| [04:34.14] | shuo fu chen yuan lai wei zhi xiao |
| [04:38.41] | feng hua mao shan qing yao qi zi xiao |
| [04:42.90] | shi jie ao yi mei zhuan jin dai piao |
| [04:47.92] | xing mou sui qian tan xiao |
| [04:50.38] | yuan shi wan ku yu xiao yao |
| [04:53.33] | nai he tian yi qiao jie yuan dao |
| [04:58.36] | jing hu zi yi zui |
| [05:00.62] | hong yun pa yan shao |
| [05:03.03] | xiang si shui zai deng shui nian |
| [05:07.80] | di wei ting you yuan |
| [05:10.21] | zhu lin jian yu lian |
| [05:12.68] | nian shao sui yue gong chan juan |
| [05:18.04] | di si mu |
| [05:18.88] | gai: you tao qi le wei! bu shi shuo yao lai jing hu zhao wo wan er de ma? zen me zhe me jiu dou mei jian ni lai a? |
| [05:25.05] | tang: a da ge he qian, tiao dou zen me, xiao jiao hua zi xiang wo le? |
| [05:30.94] | gai: shao zai na li bu zhi xiu le, wo shi pa ni wang ji ni da ying yao ba jing hua rang gei wo de shi er |
| [05:36.19] | qiu yi nong fei yan guo ba shu qiao tang: ni hai hao yi si shuo? ni zhi bu zhi dao bai ni suo ci, you kai shi hu lie lie wo de xiao kui lei zhe ci che di bao fei le, |
| [05:40.74] | gui hua zao huan pei sheng cong rong yao hai wo you hua le hao zhang shi jian chong xin zuo yi ge! |
| [05:45.52] | jiang hu rao shen nan liao gai: heng tang: ji xu zi shuo zi hua bu guo hao zai, |
| [05:48.08] | xia lu xiang feng yuan jia zhai zhe ci de xin kui lei zuo chu lai huan ting hao kan de de se, |
| [05:50.88] | qian ban cai bu dao tu re xiao ben shao ye da ren bu ji xiao ren guo, jiu bu yu ni zhui jiu le |
| [05:56.42] | ba mei mu qing miao gai: ai? yu yu hai xiu you, |
| [05:58.14] | jiang yan zhi dan sao you duo hao kan a? |
| [06:00.55] | zai gou shang qing tian chun jiao tang: shuo dao hao kan ma, na jiao yi ge ming mou hao chi, |
| [06:05.01] | cui xiu bi shan yuan ji ru ning xue, wan yue ke ren |
| [06:07.72] | qing si shu e jian yi jiu zi wo gan jue liang hao zi tai ze ze ze, zong zhi wo xian zai te bie xi huan ta! |
| [06:10.19] | zhi bi gou hui mei ren juan gai: pie pie zui qie, hao se zhi tu! |
| [06:14.87] | chui di zou chang he luo ri yuan tang: ei ni ge xiao jiao hua zi, ni dong shen me? gai: lan de li ni! wo zou le |
| [06:19.34] | xie hu lu hua kai zhi duo shao tang, ei deng deng, ni jiu zhen de bu xiang kan kan ta zhang shen me yang er me? |
| [06:24.20] | tian ya lu xie shou gong ta bian gai: ta zhang shen me yang er guan wo shen me shi a? wo you bu |
| [06:29.61] | fan chen zhong xing you ni xiang ban a o ? |
| [06:33.76] | chang |
| [06:34.15] | ba mei mu qing miao |
| [06:36.57] | jiang yan zhi dan sao |
| [06:38.98] | zai gou shang qing tian chun jiao |
| [06:43.79] | di wei ting you yuan |
| [06:46.20] | zhu lin jian yu lian |
| [06:48.51] | nian shao sui yue gong chan juan |
| [06:55.90] | tang: wu wo mei shuo guo ma? wo de xin kui lei ta de ming zi jiu jiao xiao jiao hua zi hun xiang |
| [07:22.10] | wei sheng hua xu |
| [07:22.85] | wan jia: cang wu cheng lai ren! cang wu cheng lai ren!! dian wo su du jin zu ge |
| [07:27.52] | gai: tan qi ai ken ding you bu yao gai bang |
| [07:31.44] | tang: qi zhe qian jin ma deng deng chu chang yi? ni zen me hai zai zhe er leng zhe ya, kuai jin zu a |
| [07:35.96] | gai: xiao zi bei wo wo pa wan guo tian dao de dou dong la |
| [07:38.90] | tang: fang xin ba, pai xiong you tang men ba ba zai! ni hai pa gen bu dao zu ma!? wan tian dao de da jia dou dong ba zou la xiao jiao hua zi |
| [07:45.59] | gai: xin hua na ge nu fang xi ! |
| [07:47.30] | zhao hua xi shi gong zuo zu chu pin |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : shén wǔ xiào chūn fēng |
| [00:00.31] | zuò cí : chén chén rú mò |
| [00:00.95] | gōng zuò zǔ: |
| [00:01.71] | yuán chuàng qiáo duàn: zhòng wán jiā |
| [00:02.31] | jù běn zhěng lǐ tǒng chóu jù qíng hòu qī: níng méng chéng |
| [00:02.81] | měi gōng: green_ shēn yuān jì jié |
| [00:03.31] | gē qǔ zǔ: |
| [00:05.32] | rén shēng xiū yīn: jūn chí guān |
| [00:05.77] | gē qǔ hùn suō: níng méng chéng |
| [00:06.34] | pèi yīn zǔ: |
| [00:06.88] | táng nán: pán xuán |
| [00:07.38] | gài nǚ: xiǎo líng ér |
| [00:07.99] | zá huò pù lǎo bǎn: yǐng |
| [00:08.55] | wán jiā: gù xī cháo |
| [00:09.19] | tè bié míng xiè: bù yí yàng de xiǎo dāo dāo jù zǔ |
| [00:12.62] | dì yī mù |
| [00:13.72] | lǎo bǎn: jiào mài rén bù rú gù, yī bù rú xīn le a |
| [00:17.78] | gài: gāng pǎo wán bù chuǎn qì, xīng fèn zhōng hái hǎo huán hǎo zǒng suàn gǎn shàng la, wǒ jīn tiān zhōng yú kě yǐ mǎi dào le hā hā |
| [00:24.30] | lǎo bǎn: shǎo xiá, yào mǎi jiàn xīn yī fú ma? |
| [00:27.48] | gài: , lǎo bǎn, bāng wǒ ná yī tào jīng huá tào táng: yǔ gài mèi tóng shí gěi wǒ ná yī tào jīng huá! |
| [00:30.45] | gài: yí? |
| [00:31.40] | lǎo bǎn: é gān gà bù hǎo yì sī a liǎng wèi shǎo xiá, xiǎo diàn de jīng huá tào zhǐ shèng xià yī jiàn nǚ zhuāng le |
| [00:38.18] | gài: dé yì nà zhèng hǎo, lǎo bǎn, nà yī jiàn wǒ yào la |
| [00:42.71] | táng: wǒ shuō zhè wèi gū niáng, kāi shàn zhuāng kù fán shì zǒng děi yǒu gè xiān lái hòu dào ba? běn shào yé kě shì zǎo jiù zài zhè ér le, wèi shí me yào xiān gěi nǐ ne? |
| [00:50.24] | gài: xī qí kě shì lǎo bǎn bú shì shuō zhǐ shèng nǚ zhuāng le ma nǐ gè dà nán rén yào jiàn nǚ zhuāng yǒu shén me yòng a? |
| [00:58.63] | táng: wǒ gěi wǒ de xiǎo kuǐ lěi mǎi, bù xíng ma? |
| [01:01.34] | gài: nǐ shuō tā a kě tā bú shì rén a, huā yī qiān jīn zhè me duō qián zhì yú ma? |
| [01:08.28] | táng: běn shào yé yǒu de shì qián, wǒ lè yì! zài shuō wǒ hái méi wèn nǐ gè xiǎo jiào huā zǐ, chuān zhè me hǎo kàn zhì yú ma? |
| [01:16.66] | gài: jīng nǐ! |
| [01:17.66] | chàng |
| [01:18.36] | chūn sè hǎo xiǎo chí pàn lǜ liǔ yāo |
| [01:23.23] | shì jǐng nào jiē jiǎo fú bù yī qiào |
| [01:28.00] | jiāng hú rǎo shēn nán liào |
| [01:30.40] | yī mèng jīng huá shuí kǎn diào |
| [01:33.57] | shuō fú chén yuán lái wèi zhī xiǎo |
| [01:37.83] | fēng huá mào shàn qīng yáo qì zì xiào dì èr mù gài: biān zǒu biān suì suì niàn zhēn shi de! zěn me huì yù shàng zhè zhǒng rén a? yǒu qián liǎo bù qǐ a!? |
| [01:42.61] | shì jié ào yī mèi zhuǎn jǐn dài piāo hēng, xià cì zài gǎn ràng běn nǚ xiá yù dào, wǒ yí dìng āi yā! zhuàng dào le shén me dōng xī shàng, chī tòng tòng tòng tòng tòng shì něi gè!? |
| [01:47.44] | xīng móu suì qiǎn tán xiào táng: yòu shì nǐ! |
| [01:49.86] | yuán shì wán kù yǔ xiāo yáo gài: shì nǐ!!? |
| [01:52.79] | nài hé tiān yì qiǎo jié yuán dào táng: wèi! nǐ shì bú shì gù yì de a? yī fú qiǎng bù yíng wǒ jiù ná wǒ kuǐ lěi chū qì a!! |
| [01:57.56] | jīng hú zì yì zuì gài: nǐ hái jiǎng bù jiǎng dào lǐ le? shuí ràng nǐ bù hǎo shōu zhe tā luàn bǎi luàn fàng a, |
| [02:00.08] | hóng yùn pá yǎn shāo zài shuō lüè wěi qū wǒ yě bèi zhuàng de hěn tòng hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [02:02.33] | xiāng sī shuí zài děng shuí niàn táng: zhǐ zé nǐ zì jǐ zǒu lù bù kàn lù hái guài shàng wǒ le? |
| [02:06.91] | dī wěi tīng yǒu yuān āi, nǐ zhī bù zhī dào kuǐ lěi duì wǒ men táng mén lái shuō yǒu duō chóng yào, zhì zuò guò chéng yǒu duō fù zá? |
| [02:09.57] | zhú lín jiàn yǔ lián gài: kě shì |
| [02:11.96] | nián shào suì yuè gòng chán juān táng: nǐ kàn tā, liǎn yě wāi le, gē bó yě bèi nǐ zhuàng méi le, bù shuǎng nǐ zhī dào wǒ xū yào huā duō shǎo xīn xuè! duō zhǎng shí jiān!! duō dà dài jià!!! cái néng bǎ tā fù yuán ma!!!? |
| [02:23.28] | gài: hái shì yǒu diǎn bù fú qì duì bù qǐ! wǒ yòu bú shì gù yì de, dà bù liǎo wǒ péi nǐ yí gè bù jiù shì le |
| [02:29.61] | táng: péi!? bù xiè nǐ gè xiǎo jiào huā zǐ! nǐ péi dé qǐ ma!!? |
| [02:33.59] | gài: nǐ!!! |
| [02:35.51] | dì sān mù |
| [02:41.92] | táng: kàn dào jiē biān dūn zhe yí gè shú xī de shēn yǐng wèi! nǐ ná gè hú lú dūn zhè ér gàn ma ne? rén lái rén wǎng dì nǐ bù xián diū rén a? |
| [02:50.21] | gài: wū wū wǒ wǒ méi qián huí jiā le, jiè jiǔ xiāo gè chóu xíng bù xíng a? xiǎo táo qì |
| [02:55.36] | táng: āi wǒ dàng shì shén me ne, yì diǎn ér xiǎo shì ér zhì yú ma? piě zuǐ nǚ hái zi jiā jiù shì hǎo kū, jū rán hái hē jiǔ!? |
| [03:03.34] | gài: biē qū wū duì nǐ lái shuō shì xiǎo shì, kě nǐ zhī bù zhī dào wǒ wèi le nà jiàn yī fú shěng chī jiǎn yòng zǎn le duō jiǔ de qián? nǐ zhī bù zhī dào wǒ dà lǎo yuǎn dì cóng jīng hú guò lái yī cì yǒu duō me bù róng yì!? xiàn zài hǎo le, shén me dōu méi le, jiù lián huí jiā de qián dōu méi le wū wū háo táo dà kū qǐ lái |
| [03:33.31] | táng: gān gà āi āi āi! nǐ, nǐ bié kū le ya, wǒ yòu méi dǎ suàn zhēn ràng nǐ péi wǒ qián? shì nǐ zì jǐ fēi yào sài guò lái de ma, wǒ yě hěn wú gū a zhè shì zhēn bù lài wǒ, tān shǒu zuò wú gū zhuàng, kuàng qiě wǒ shàng cì nà gè kuǐ lěi hēi hēi qí shí běn shēn jiù yǐ jīng yǒu diǎn wèn tí le, wàng tiān wǒ zài xiǎng yào bù rán gān cuì chóng xīn zuò yí gè, suǒ yǐ cái huì qù gěi tā mǎi jiàn xīn yī fú liú gè jì niàn de |
| [03:59.96] | gài: zhēn de ma? |
| [04:01.20] | táng: bù rán ne? āi yā zhēn shì ná nǐ méi bàn fǎ, zhè cì hěn chéng kěn nuò qián huán gěi nǐ le, zài huí bù liǎo jiā kě bù guān wǒ de shì ér le a tuī tuī shǒu |
| [04:10.60] | gài: nǐ, nǐ zěn me bù zǎo shuō? jiāo qì bāo hài wǒ hái kū zhè me bàn tiān |
| [04:15.59] | táng: zhè me ài kū bí zi? nán guài zhǎng bù gāo |
| [04:18.45] | gài: nǐ!! |
| [04:19.09] | chàng |
| [04:19.38] | chūn sè hǎo xiǎo chí pàn lǜ liǔ yāo |
| [04:24.00] | shì jǐng nào jiē jiǎo fú bù yī qiào |
| [04:28.58] | jiāng hú rǎo shēn nán liào |
| [04:31.33] | yī mèng jīng huá shuí kǎn diào |
| [04:34.14] | shuō fú chén yuán lái wèi zhī xiǎo |
| [04:38.41] | fēng huá mào shàn qīng yáo qì zì xiào |
| [04:42.90] | shì jié ào yī mèi zhuǎn jǐn dài piāo |
| [04:47.92] | xīng móu suì qiǎn tán xiào |
| [04:50.38] | yuán shì wán kù yǔ xiāo yáo |
| [04:53.33] | nài hé tiān yì qiǎo jié yuán dào |
| [04:58.36] | jīng hú zì yì zuì |
| [05:00.62] | hóng yùn pá yǎn shāo |
| [05:03.03] | xiāng sī shuí zài děng shuí niàn |
| [05:07.80] | dī wěi tīng yǒu yuān |
| [05:10.21] | zhú lín jiàn yǔ lián |
| [05:12.68] | nián shào suì yuè gòng chán juān |
| [05:18.04] | dì sì mù |
| [05:18.88] | gài: yòu táo qì le wèi! bú shì shuō yào lái jīng hú zhǎo wǒ wán ér de ma? zěn me zhè me jiǔ dōu méi jiàn nǐ lái a? |
| [05:25.05] | táng: a dǎ gè hē qiàn, tiǎo dòu zěn me, xiǎo jiào huā zǐ xiǎng wǒ le? |
| [05:30.94] | gài: shǎo zài nà li bù zhī xiū le, wǒ shì pà nǐ wàng jì nǐ dā yìng yào bǎ jīng huá ràng gěi wǒ de shì ér |
| [05:36.19] | qiū yì nóng fēi yàn guò bā shǔ qiáo táng: nǐ hái hǎo yì sī shuō? nǐ zhī bù zhī dào bài nǐ suǒ cì, yòu kāi shǐ hú liē liē wǒ de xiǎo kuǐ lěi zhè cì chè dǐ bào fèi le, |
| [05:40.74] | guì huā zǎo huán pèi shēng cōng róng yáo hài wǒ yòu huā le hǎo zhǎng shí jiān chóng xīn zuò yí gè! |
| [05:45.52] | jiāng hú rǎo shēn nán liào gài: hēng táng: jì xù zì shuō zì huà bù guò hǎo zài, |
| [05:48.08] | xiá lù xiāng féng yuān jiā zhǎi zhè cì de xīn kuǐ lěi zuò chū lái huán tǐng hǎo kàn de dé sè, |
| [05:50.88] | qiān bàn cāi bú dào tú rě xiào běn shào yé dà rén bù jì xiǎo rén guò, jiù bù yǔ nǐ zhuī jiū le |
| [05:56.42] | bǎ méi mù qīng miáo gài: āi? yù yǔ hái xiū yǒu, |
| [05:58.14] | jiāng yān zhī dàn sǎo yǒu duō hǎo kàn a? |
| [06:00.55] | zài gōu shàng qīng tián chún jiǎo táng: shuō dào hǎo kàn ma, nà jiào yí gè míng móu hào chǐ, |
| [06:05.01] | cuì xiù bì shān yuǎn jī rú níng xuě, wǎn yuē kě rén |
| [06:07.72] | qīng sī shū é jiǎn yī jiù zì wǒ gǎn jué liáng hǎo zī tài zé zé zé, zǒng zhī wǒ xiàn zài tè bié xǐ huān tā! |
| [06:10.19] | zhí bǐ gōu huì měi rén juǎn gài: piē piě zuǐ qiè, hào sè zhī tú! |
| [06:14.87] | chuī dí zòu cháng hé luò rì yuán táng: éi nǐ gè xiǎo jiào huā zǐ, nǐ dǒng shén me? gài: lǎn de lǐ nǐ! wǒ zǒu le |
| [06:19.34] | xié hú lú huā kāi zhī duō shǎo táng, éi děng děng, nǐ jiù zhēn de bù xiǎng kàn kàn tā zhǎng shén me yàng ér me? |
| [06:24.20] | tiān yá lù xié shǒu gòng tà biàn gài: tā zhǎng shén me yàng ér guān wǒ shén me shì a? wǒ yòu bù |
| [06:29.61] | fán chén zhōng xìng yǒu nǐ xiāng bàn a o ? |
| [06:33.76] | chàng |
| [06:34.15] | bǎ méi mù qīng miáo |
| [06:36.57] | jiāng yān zhī dàn sǎo |
| [06:38.98] | zài gōu shàng qīng tián chún jiǎo |
| [06:43.79] | dī wěi tīng yǒu yuān |
| [06:46.20] | zhú lín jiàn yǔ lián |
| [06:48.51] | nián shào suì yuè gòng chán juān |
| [06:55.90] | táng: wú wǒ méi shuō guò ma? wǒ de xīn kuǐ lěi tā de míng zì jiù jiào xiǎo jiào huā zǐ hùn xiǎng |
| [07:22.10] | wěi shēng huā xù |
| [07:22.85] | wán jiā: cāng wú chéng lái rén! cāng wú chéng lái rén!! diǎn wǒ sù dù jìn zǔ gē |
| [07:27.52] | gài: tàn qì āi kěn dìng yòu bú yào gài bāng |
| [07:31.44] | táng: qí zhe qiān jīn mǎ dēng dēng chū chǎng yí? nǐ zěn me hái zài zhè ér lèng zhe ya, kuài jìn zǔ a |
| [07:35.96] | gài: xiǎo zì bēi wǒ wǒ pà wán guò tiān dāo de dōu dǒng la |
| [07:38.90] | táng: fàng xīn ba, pāi xiōng yǒu táng mén bā bā zài! nǐ hái pà gēn bú dào zǔ ma!? wán tiān dāo de dà jiā dōu dǒng ba zǒu la xiǎo jiào huā zǐ |
| [07:45.59] | gài: xīn huā nà gè nù fàng xī ! |
| [07:47.30] | zhāo huā xī shī gōng zuò zǔ chū pǐn |
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