| Song | This Offer Is Unrepeatable |
| Artist | Elvis Costello |
| Album | The Juliet Letters |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Brodsky Quartet, Cassidy ... | |
| Don't send any money! | |
| Fate has no price | |
| Ignore at your peril this splendid advice | |
| An invaluable link in an infinite chain | |
| An offer like this will just not come again | |
| You wish you had women to charm and bewitch | |
| Power of life and death over the rich | |
| Young girls will be swooning because you're exciting them | |
| And not only fall at your feet but be biting them | |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breath | |
| Or just possibly scare you to death | |
| Sign it and seal it and send it to friends | |
| Don't mention my name, don't make any long term plans | |
| In thirty-six hours your fortunes will change | |
| Your best friends won't know you and neither will strangers | |
| Do not keep this letter, it must leave your hand | |
| You have been selected from over five thousand | |
| A twister or dupe will bamboozle and hoodwink you | |
| I can't say more it would only confuse you | |
| The wine that they offer will go to your head | |
| And you'll start to see double in fishes and bread | |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more | |
| Guaranteed, for this world and the next | |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed for the world and it's mother | |
| Cherish this life as you won't get another one | |
| Unless you should take up this fabulous offer | |
| Don't leave it too late or you'll be bound to suffer | |
| And woebetide anyone so woebegone | |
| You won't know you're born or about to pass on | |
| You'll never get tired, you'll never get bored | |
| By the way I just hope you're insured | |
| And if you're not satisfied, if you want more | |
| We can always provide an improved overture | |
| Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | |
| This offer is unrepeatable | |
| Your trouble will vanish, your tears will dry | |
| Your blessing will just multiply | |
| Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | |
| This offer is unrepeatable | |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and favor | |
| A riot of colours and flavours | |
| Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | |
| This offer is unrepeatable | |
| Would I lie to you? Would I sell you a dud? | |
| Just sign on the line | |
| Could you possibly write it in blood? |
| zuo ci : Brodsky Quartet, Cassidy ... | |
| Don' t send any money! | |
| Fate has no price | |
| Ignore at your peril this splendid advice | |
| An invaluable link in an infinite chain | |
| An offer like this will just not come again | |
| You wish you had women to charm and bewitch | |
| Power of life and death over the rich | |
| Young girls will be swooning because you' re exciting them | |
| And not only fall at your feet but be biting them | |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breath | |
| Or just possibly scare you to death | |
| Sign it and seal it and send it to friends | |
| Don' t mention my name, don' t make any long term plans | |
| In thirtysix hours your fortunes will change | |
| Your best friends won' t know you and neither will strangers | |
| Do not keep this letter, it must leave your hand | |
| You have been selected from over five thousand | |
| A twister or dupe will bamboozle and hoodwink you | |
| I can' t say more it would only confuse you | |
| The wine that they offer will go to your head | |
| And you' ll start to see double in fishes and bread | |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more | |
| Guaranteed, for this world and the next | |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed for the world and it' s mother | |
| Cherish this life as you won' t get another one | |
| Unless you should take up this fabulous offer | |
| Don' t leave it too late or you' ll be bound to suffer | |
| And woebetide anyone so woebegone | |
| You won' t know you' re born or about to pass on | |
| You' ll never get tired, you' ll never get bored | |
| By the way I just hope you' re insured | |
| And if you' re not satisfied, if you want more | |
| We can always provide an improved overture | |
| Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | |
| This offer is unrepeatable | |
| Your trouble will vanish, your tears will dry | |
| Your blessing will just multiply | |
| Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | |
| This offer is unrepeatable | |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and favor | |
| A riot of colours and flavours | |
| Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | |
| This offer is unrepeatable | |
| Would I lie to you? Would I sell you a dud? | |
| Just sign on the line | |
| Could you possibly write it in blood? |
| zuò cí : Brodsky Quartet, Cassidy ... | |
| Don' t send any money! | |
| Fate has no price | |
| Ignore at your peril this splendid advice | |
| An invaluable link in an infinite chain | |
| An offer like this will just not come again | |
| You wish you had women to charm and bewitch | |
| Power of life and death over the rich | |
| Young girls will be swooning because you' re exciting them | |
| And not only fall at your feet but be biting them | |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed to capture your breath | |
| Or just possibly scare you to death | |
| Sign it and seal it and send it to friends | |
| Don' t mention my name, don' t make any long term plans | |
| In thirtysix hours your fortunes will change | |
| Your best friends won' t know you and neither will strangers | |
| Do not keep this letter, it must leave your hand | |
| You have been selected from over five thousand | |
| A twister or dupe will bamboozle and hoodwink you | |
| I can' t say more it would only confuse you | |
| The wine that they offer will go to your head | |
| And you' ll start to see double in fishes and bread | |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed for a lifetime or more | |
| Guaranteed, for this world and the next | |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed for the world and it' s mother | |
| Cherish this life as you won' t get another one | |
| Unless you should take up this fabulous offer | |
| Don' t leave it too late or you' ll be bound to suffer | |
| And woebetide anyone so woebegone | |
| You won' t know you' re born or about to pass on | |
| You' ll never get tired, you' ll never get bored | |
| By the way I just hope you' re insured | |
| And if you' re not satisfied, if you want more | |
| We can always provide an improved overture | |
| Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | |
| This offer is unrepeatable | |
| Your trouble will vanish, your tears will dry | |
| Your blessing will just multiply | |
| Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | |
| This offer is unrepeatable | |
| Guaranteed, guaranteed to bring fortune and favor | |
| A riot of colours and flavours | |
| Guaranteed at a price that is almost unbeatable | |
| This offer is unrepeatable | |
| Would I lie to you? Would I sell you a dud? | |
| Just sign on the line | |
| Could you possibly write it in blood? |