| [00:00.00] | Yo, yo! |
| [00:02.06] | Mic check(my dick!) |
| [00:03.26] | Testing, one, two ff-fuck |
| [00:06.00] | (My dick!) My nuts |
| [00:08.90] | My attitude is worse than NWA's was |
| [00:11.38] | I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people |
| [00:13.84] | Who ain't have shit to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!) |
| [00:16.19] | You see me standin' outside of your buildin' screamin' |
| [00:18.80] | "Puffy is good, (hey!) but Slim Shady is for the children!" (wait!) |
| [00:21.23] | I look at my life in a new light, fuck it |
| [00:23.66] | Give me two mics; I write songs for me, fuck what you like |
| [00:26.40] | You're probably hear me rap half-hearted |
| [00:28.52] | Cause I don't like rap anyway |
| [00:29.46] | I'm just tryin’ to get my porno career started |
| [00:31.79] | Every place and event, "Been there, done that" |
| [00:34.66] | Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went "Come on, let's go!" |
| [00:37.14] | Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters |
| [00:39.10] | Lesson one, throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers |
| [00:42.44] | Lesson two face 'em and diss 'em (what up dog?) |
| [00:44.12] | Don't give em a demo, kidnap em (I want you to come with me) |
| [00:46.15] | And make em come to your basement and listen(you're gonna fuckin' check this out) |
| [00:47.72] | Lesson three, get a job at a label, switch demos with Canibus |
| [00:50.36] | And put yours on the owner's table (here listen!) |
| [00:52.61] | Lesson four, know you heard this before |
| [00:54.46] | "Hey let me get your number, I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!" |
| [00:57.54] | Don't act like a fan, you want to get signed? |
| [00:59.53] | Get the Withest A&R you can find |
| [01:00.96] | Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can |
| [01:03.32] | Lesson Five, get a hook-up at Jive |
| [01:05.14] | Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live |
| [01:08.04] | And that's the key, but when you see me on the street |
| [01:10.97] | I ain't givin' you shit bitch, don't even bother askin' me (get away from me) |
| [01:13.14] | Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin' |
| [01:16.64] | 'Cause I'm always shittin' when I'm rappin' like Master P |
| [01:18.99] | Got a blow job from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth |
| [01:22.18] | My balls broke both of her collarbones (Ow!) |
| [01:24.27] | Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all about me..") |
| [01:26.54] | Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!") |
| [01:29.46] | And all three of my main girls said see-ya |
| [01:31.61] | 'Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin' Aaliyah |
| [01:34.32] | (What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin' a bath |
| [01:36.52] | Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh |
| [01:39.31] | White trash, fuckin' your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!") |
| [01:41.69] | While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass |
| [01:44.64] | So if I hurt your self-esteem |
| [01:45.92] | And you get dissed too bad (Yo why you diss me?) |
| [01:47.38] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [01:49.71] | And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had (A big dick!) |
| [01:52.63] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [01:54.72] | "I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!" |
| [01:57.34] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [02:00.05] | "He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" (Nurse! Nurse!) |
| [02:02.72] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [02:05.85] | What a wonderful day, I should go outside and play |
| [02:08.49] | Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate |
| [02:11.47] | Hi Reneé! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade |
| [02:14.32] | In your driveway (what?) and drive away |
| [02:16.30] | Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS |
| [02:18.68] | Blood drippin' from it, rippin' your stomach like a paper maché |
| [02:21.40] | You talk a lot of shit, but you was never ill though |
| [02:24.01] | I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow |
| [02:26.49] | Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh |
| [02:28.92] | Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half |
| [02:31.90] | Wagin' wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with 'Agent Orange' |
| [02:34.82] | And wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!) |
| [02:37.72] | The demon is here, steamin' this year |
| [02:39.66] | I rip (Mystikal's) voice box out, scream in his ear |
| [02:42.24] | It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it |
| [02:44.75] | Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it |
| [02:47.67] | "Yeah I don't think this guy is well" I'm high as hell |
| [02:49.66] | I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail |
| [02:53.06] | I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' |
| [02:55.09] | Lay your nuts on the dresser |
| [02:57.37] | Just your nut-sack by itself |
| [02:58.36] | And bang them shits with a spiked bat |
| [03:00.06] | Cut your neck off and sew your head right back |
| [03:02.20] | And leave you like that |
| [03:03.58] | You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor |
| [03:05.75] | Who's itchin' to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chri-stiffer |
| [03:08.49] | Reeves, I was teething with strep throat |
| [03:10.69] | While your mother was breastfeeding |
| [03:12.02] | And gave her the flesh-eating disease |
| [03:13.77] | I'm iller than takin' a hammer and beatin' your knees |
| [03:16.23] | And walkin' through South Central L.A., bleedin' in jeans |
| [03:19.02] | (Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin' up the next day in breathin' machines |
| [03:21.48] | Flashin' back to being shot and repeatin' the scenes |
| [03:24.14] | On how you just got smoked, and if you do live |
| [03:26.57] | You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke |
| [03:29.03] | So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad |
| [03:31.59] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [03:33.94] | And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had |
| [03:36.84] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [03:39.27] | "I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad" |
| [03:42.04] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [03:44.52] | "He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad" |
| [03:47.05] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [03:50.87] | I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh) |
| [03:55.52] | That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech |
| [03:59.90] | Sprayin' wreck (bitch) |
| [04:02.86] | And we don't give a heck (uh-uh) |
| [04:05.02] | Or a damn, or a fuck, or a shit |
| [04:08.58] | So suck my motherfuckin' dick |
| [00:00.00] | Yo, yo! |
| [00:02.06] | Mic check my dick! |
| [00:03.26] | Testing, one, two fffuck |
| [00:06.00] | My dick! My nuts |
| [00:08.90] | My attitude is worse than NWA' s was |
| [00:11.38] | I' ll battle you over stupid shit and diss people |
| [00:13.84] | Who ain' t have shit to do with it, like Cool J does My tattoo! |
| [00:16.19] | You see me standin' outside of your buildin' screamin' |
| [00:18.80] | " Puffy is good, hey! but Slim Shady is for the children!" wait! |
| [00:21.23] | I look at my life in a new light, fuck it |
| [00:23.66] | Give me two mics I write songs for me, fuck what you like |
| [00:26.40] | You' re probably hear me rap halfhearted |
| [00:28.52] | Cause I don' t like rap anyway |
| [00:29.46] | I' m just tryin' to get my porno career started |
| [00:31.79] | Every place and event, " Been there, done that" |
| [00:34.66] | Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went " Come on, let' s go!" |
| [00:37.14] | Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters |
| [00:39.10] | Lesson one, throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers |
| [00:42.44] | Lesson two face ' em and diss ' em what up dog? |
| [00:44.12] | Don' t give em a demo, kidnap em I want you to come with me |
| [00:46.15] | And make em come to your basement and listen you' re gonna fuckin' check this out |
| [00:47.72] | Lesson three, get a job at a label, switch demos with Canibus |
| [00:50.36] | And put yours on the owner' s table here listen! |
| [00:52.61] | Lesson four, know you heard this before |
| [00:54.46] | " Hey let me get your number, I' ll call you tomorrow, for sure!" |
| [00:57.54] | Don' t act like a fan, you want to get signed? |
| [00:59.53] | Get the Withest A R you can find |
| [01:00.96] | Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can |
| [01:03.32] | Lesson Five, get a hookup at Jive |
| [01:05.14] | Dress up like I. C. P. and have them come see you perform live |
| [01:08.04] | And that' s the key, but when you see me on the street |
| [01:10.97] | I ain' t givin' you shit bitch, don' t even bother askin' me get away from me |
| [01:13.14] | Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I' m spittin' |
| [01:16.64] | ' Cause I' m always shittin' when I' m rappin' like Master P |
| [01:18.99] | Got a blow job from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth |
| [01:22.18] | My balls broke both of her collarbones Ow! |
| [01:24.27] | Told Mya this shit was all about meah " It' s all about me.." |
| [01:26.54] | Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono and gonorrhea " You' re a dick!" |
| [01:29.46] | And all three of my main girls said seeya |
| [01:31.61] | ' Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin' Aaliyah |
| [01:34.32] | What? Oh my God! I splish splash while I' m takin' a bath |
| [01:36.52] | Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh |
| [01:39.31] | White trash, fuckin' your wife in the ass " Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!" |
| [01:41.69] | While you' re out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass |
| [01:44.64] | So if I hurt your selfesteem |
| [01:45.92] | And you get dissed too bad Yo why you diss me? |
| [01:47.38] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [01:49.71] | And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had A big dick! |
| [01:52.63] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [01:54.72] | " I can' t listen to that song, that shit' s too sad!" |
| [01:57.34] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [02:00.05] | " He' ll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" Nurse! Nurse! |
| [02:02.72] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [02:05.85] | What a wonderful day, I should go outside and play |
| [02:08.49] | Ain' t no need to sit inside the house and hibernate |
| [02:11.47] | Hi Renee! Oh hi! I was just about to toss a live grenade |
| [02:14.32] | In your driveway what? and drive away |
| [02:16.30] | Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS |
| [02:18.68] | Blood drippin' from it, rippin' your stomach like a paper mache |
| [02:21.40] | You talk a lot of shit, but you was never ill though |
| [02:24.01] | I' m sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow |
| [02:26.49] | Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh |
| [02:28.92] | Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half |
| [02:31.90] | Wagin' wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with ' Agent Orange' |
| [02:34.82] | And wiped my ass with his page in Source Here! |
| [02:37.72] | The demon is here, steamin' this year |
| [02:39.66] | I rip Mystikal' s voice box out, scream in his ear |
| [02:42.24] | It' s not a gimmick bitch, it' s an image I live it |
| [02:44.75] | Give a fuck? I don' t know what a fuck is to give it |
| [02:47.67] | " Yeah I don' t think this guy is well" I' m high as hell |
| [02:49.66] | I' ll beat you with a live cat when I' m swinging him by his tail |
| [02:53.06] | I' ll fuckin', I' ll fuckin' |
| [02:55.09] | Lay your nuts on the dresser |
| [02:57.37] | Just your nutsack by itself |
| [02:58.36] | And bang them shits with a spiked bat |
| [03:00.06] | Cut your neck off and sew your head right back |
| [03:02.20] | And leave you like that |
| [03:03.58] | You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor |
| [03:05.75] | Who' s itchin' to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Christiffer |
| [03:08.49] | Reeves, I was teething with strep throat |
| [03:10.69] | While your mother was breastfeeding |
| [03:12.02] | And gave her the flesheating disease |
| [03:13.77] | I' m iller than takin' a hammer and beatin' your knees |
| [03:16.23] | And walkin' through South Central L. A., bleedin' in jeans |
| [03:19.02] | Am I a Blood or a Crip? Wakin' up the next day in breathin' machines |
| [03:21.48] | Flashin' back to being shot and repeatin' the scenes |
| [03:24.14] | On how you just got smoked, and if you do live |
| [03:26.57] | You' ll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and ' Pac joke |
| [03:29.03] | So if I hurt your selfesteem and you get dissed too bad |
| [03:31.59] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [03:33.94] | And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had |
| [03:36.84] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [03:39.27] | " I can' t listen to that song, that shit' s too sad" |
| [03:42.04] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [03:44.52] | " He' ll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad" |
| [03:47.05] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [03:50.87] | I know that makes you real mad, don' t it? uhhuh |
| [03:55.52] | That' s right, Slim Shady yup Sway Tech |
| [03:59.90] | Sprayin' wreck bitch |
| [04:02.86] | And we don' t give a heck uhuh |
| [04:05.02] | Or a damn, or a fuck, or a shit |
| [04:08.58] | So suck my motherfuckin' dick |
| [00:00.00] | Yo, yo! |
| [00:02.06] | Mic check my dick! |
| [00:03.26] | Testing, one, two fffuck |
| [00:06.00] | My dick! My nuts |
| [00:08.90] | My attitude is worse than NWA' s was |
| [00:11.38] | I' ll battle you over stupid shit and diss people |
| [00:13.84] | Who ain' t have shit to do with it, like Cool J does My tattoo! |
| [00:16.19] | You see me standin' outside of your buildin' screamin' |
| [00:18.80] | " Puffy is good, hey! but Slim Shady is for the children!" wait! |
| [00:21.23] | I look at my life in a new light, fuck it |
| [00:23.66] | Give me two mics I write songs for me, fuck what you like |
| [00:26.40] | You' re probably hear me rap halfhearted |
| [00:28.52] | Cause I don' t like rap anyway |
| [00:29.46] | I' m just tryin' to get my porno career started |
| [00:31.79] | Every place and event, " Been there, done that" |
| [00:34.66] | Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went " Come on, let' s go!" |
| [00:37.14] | Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters |
| [00:39.10] | Lesson one, throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers |
| [00:42.44] | Lesson two face ' em and diss ' em what up dog? |
| [00:44.12] | Don' t give em a demo, kidnap em I want you to come with me |
| [00:46.15] | And make em come to your basement and listen you' re gonna fuckin' check this out |
| [00:47.72] | Lesson three, get a job at a label, switch demos with Canibus |
| [00:50.36] | And put yours on the owner' s table here listen! |
| [00:52.61] | Lesson four, know you heard this before |
| [00:54.46] | " Hey let me get your number, I' ll call you tomorrow, for sure!" |
| [00:57.54] | Don' t act like a fan, you want to get signed? |
| [00:59.53] | Get the Withest A R you can find |
| [01:00.96] | Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can |
| [01:03.32] | Lesson Five, get a hookup at Jive |
| [01:05.14] | Dress up like I. C. P. and have them come see you perform live |
| [01:08.04] | And that' s the key, but when you see me on the street |
| [01:10.97] | I ain' t givin' you shit bitch, don' t even bother askin' me get away from me |
| [01:13.14] | Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I' m spittin' |
| [01:16.64] | ' Cause I' m always shittin' when I' m rappin' like Master P |
| [01:18.99] | Got a blow job from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth |
| [01:22.18] | My balls broke both of her collarbones Ow! |
| [01:24.27] | Told Mya this shit was all about meah " It' s all about me.." |
| [01:26.54] | Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono and gonorrhea " You' re a dick!" |
| [01:29.46] | And all three of my main girls said seeya |
| [01:31.61] | ' Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin' Aaliyah |
| [01:34.32] | What? Oh my God! I splish splash while I' m takin' a bath |
| [01:36.52] | Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh |
| [01:39.31] | White trash, fuckin' your wife in the ass " Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!" |
| [01:41.69] | While you' re out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass |
| [01:44.64] | So if I hurt your selfesteem |
| [01:45.92] | And you get dissed too bad Yo why you diss me? |
| [01:47.38] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [01:49.71] | And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had A big dick! |
| [01:52.63] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [01:54.72] | " I can' t listen to that song, that shit' s too sad!" |
| [01:57.34] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [02:00.05] | " He' ll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" Nurse! Nurse! |
| [02:02.72] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [02:05.85] | What a wonderful day, I should go outside and play |
| [02:08.49] | Ain' t no need to sit inside the house and hibernate |
| [02:11.47] | Hi Reneé! Oh hi! I was just about to toss a live grenade |
| [02:14.32] | In your driveway what? and drive away |
| [02:16.30] | Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS |
| [02:18.68] | Blood drippin' from it, rippin' your stomach like a paper maché |
| [02:21.40] | You talk a lot of shit, but you was never ill though |
| [02:24.01] | I' m sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow |
| [02:26.49] | Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh |
| [02:28.92] | Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half |
| [02:31.90] | Wagin' wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with ' Agent Orange' |
| [02:34.82] | And wiped my ass with his page in Source Here! |
| [02:37.72] | The demon is here, steamin' this year |
| [02:39.66] | I rip Mystikal' s voice box out, scream in his ear |
| [02:42.24] | It' s not a gimmick bitch, it' s an image I live it |
| [02:44.75] | Give a fuck? I don' t know what a fuck is to give it |
| [02:47.67] | " Yeah I don' t think this guy is well" I' m high as hell |
| [02:49.66] | I' ll beat you with a live cat when I' m swinging him by his tail |
| [02:53.06] | I' ll fuckin', I' ll fuckin' |
| [02:55.09] | Lay your nuts on the dresser |
| [02:57.37] | Just your nutsack by itself |
| [02:58.36] | And bang them shits with a spiked bat |
| [03:00.06] | Cut your neck off and sew your head right back |
| [03:02.20] | And leave you like that |
| [03:03.58] | You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor |
| [03:05.75] | Who' s itchin' to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Christiffer |
| [03:08.49] | Reeves, I was teething with strep throat |
| [03:10.69] | While your mother was breastfeeding |
| [03:12.02] | And gave her the flesheating disease |
| [03:13.77] | I' m iller than takin' a hammer and beatin' your knees |
| [03:16.23] | And walkin' through South Central L. A., bleedin' in jeans |
| [03:19.02] | Am I a Blood or a Crip? Wakin' up the next day in breathin' machines |
| [03:21.48] | Flashin' back to being shot and repeatin' the scenes |
| [03:24.14] | On how you just got smoked, and if you do live |
| [03:26.57] | You' ll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and ' Pac joke |
| [03:29.03] | So if I hurt your selfesteem and you get dissed too bad |
| [03:31.59] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [03:33.94] | And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had |
| [03:36.84] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [03:39.27] | " I can' t listen to that song, that shit' s too sad" |
| [03:42.04] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [03:44.52] | " He' ll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad" |
| [03:47.05] | You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
| [03:50.87] | I know that makes you real mad, don' t it? uhhuh |
| [03:55.52] | That' s right, Slim Shady yup Sway Tech |
| [03:59.90] | Sprayin' wreck bitch |
| [04:02.86] | And we don' t give a heck uhuh |
| [04:05.02] | Or a damn, or a fuck, or a shit |
| [04:08.58] | So suck my motherfuckin' dick |
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