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[00:01.98] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:05.12] Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:09.53] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:11.87] Children quiet down please
[00:14.36] Brian don't throw that （SHUT UP!）Brian
[00:15.54] Mr. Shady will be your new substituteShady
[00:20.39] Good luck Mr. ShadyShady
[00:22.25] Hi there little boys and girls （FUCK YOU!）
[00:23.70] Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:26.48] But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh?）
[00:28.64] Say hi Bob! （"Hi Bob"） Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:32.03] and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:33.87] but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:37.50] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spotBob
[00:39.49] and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:42.14] when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:45.28] Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH!）
[00:47.59] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:50.16] the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:53.11] 'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:55.22] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[00:58.22] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:00.78] But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:03.23] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:05.70] You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
[01:08.72] He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:11.29] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:13.96] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:16.65] they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:19.20] And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:21.69] and what it might do to you
[01:23.46] So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
[01:25.44] See children, drugs are bahhhd （c'mon）
[01:27.41] and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
[01:30.34] and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （that's right）
[01:32.59] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
[01:35.10] So kids say no to drugs （that's right）
[01:38.13] So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
[01:40.62] Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
[01:43.17] Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[01:45.92] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:48.66] FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut （Huh?）
[01:51.42] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:54.67] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:56.37] If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
[01:58.72] Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:01.68] and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
[02:04.18] So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
[02:06.53] Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
[02:09.07] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:12.03] and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
[02:14.62] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:17.65] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:20.89] and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb}
[02:22.65] His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
[02:25.60] He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}他在Donald的地毯上，
[02:27.39] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:30.18] "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:32.62] cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
[02:35.36] So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:38.03] Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
[02:40.30] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
[02:43.56] And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:45.85] So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
[02:49.57] See children, drugs are bahhhd （c'mon）
[02:51.79] and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
[02:53.91] and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （that's right）
[02:56.20] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
[02:59.08] So kids say no to drugs （that's right）
[03:01.93] So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
[03:04.53] Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
[03:07.56] Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[03:09.61] And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:13.19] problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:15.43] It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:17.90] bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:20.57] Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:23.15] And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
[03:26.47] And sometimes you see things that aren't there （Like what?）
[03:28.79] Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[03:31.11] （Mr. Shady what's a G-string?） It's yarn Claire（Mr. Shady
[03:33.70] Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em （Huh?）
[03:37.02] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:39.68] Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
[03:42.05] I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue （How come?）
[03:45.97] cause it comes from a cow's dung （Gross!!）
[03:47.95] See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
[03:49.45] But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at （Oh!）
[03:52.50] But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
[03:55.11] They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
[03:57.65] and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
[04:00.39] So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
[04:02.53] cause I'm bad for you
[04:04.10] See children, drugs are bahhhd （c'mon）
[04:06.23] and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
[04:08.86] and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （that's right）
[04:11.14] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
[04:14.14] So kids say no to drugs （that's right）
[04:16.86] So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
[04:19.82] Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
[04:22.17] Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?
[04:25.40] Come on children, clap along （SHUT UP!）
[04:27.31] Sing along children （Suck my motherfuckin dick!）
[04:29.64] Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad （South Park is gonna sue me!）
[04:31.73] So don't do drugs （Suck my motherfuckin penis!）
[04:34.11] so there'll be more for me （Hippie! God damnit!）
[04:50.74] （So, fucked up, right now..）
[00:01.98] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:05.12] Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:09.53] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:11.87] Children quiet down please
[00:14.36] Brian don' t throw that SHUT UP! Brian
[00:15.54] Mr. Shady will be your new substituteShady
[00:20.39] Good luck Mr. ShadyShady
[00:22.25] Hi there little boys and girls FUCK YOU!
[00:23.70] Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:26.48] But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh?
[00:28.64] Say hi Bob! " Hi Bob" Bob' s 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:32.03] and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:33.87] but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:37.50] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spotBob
[00:39.49] and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:42.14] when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:45.28] Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH!
[00:47.59] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:50.16] the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:53.11] ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:55.22] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[00:58.22] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:00.78] But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker
[01:03.23] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:05.70] You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr."
[01:08.72] He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:11.29] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:13.96] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:16.65] they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:19.20] And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:21.69] and what it might do to you
[01:23.46] So see if the squirrels want any it' s bad for you
[01:25.44] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[01:27.41] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[01:30.34] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[01:32.59] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[01:35.10] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[01:38.13] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[01:40.62] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[01:43.17] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[01:45.92] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:48.66] FUCK NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh?
[01:51.42] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:54.67] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:56.37] If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it
[01:58.72] Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:01.68] and spinal fluid is final, you won' t get it back
[02:04.18] So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back
[02:06.53] Meet Zach, twentyone years old
[02:09.07] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:12.03] and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys
[02:14.62] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:17.65] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:20.89] and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
[02:22.65] His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches
[02:25.60] He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH ta zai Donald de di tan shang,
[02:27.39] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:30.18] " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:32.62] cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny
[02:35.36] So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:38.03] Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over
[02:40.30] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga
[02:43.56] And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:45.85] So don' t even feed that to squirrels class, cause it' s bad for you
[02:49.57] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[02:51.79] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[02:53.91] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[02:56.20] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[02:59.08] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[03:01.93] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[03:04.53] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[03:07.56] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[03:09.61] And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:13.19] problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:15.43] It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:17.90] bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:20.57] Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:23.15] And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em..
[03:26.47] And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what?
[03:28.79] Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair
[03:31.11] Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire Mr. Shady
[03:33.70] Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh?
[03:37.02] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:39.68] Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
[03:42.05] I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come?
[03:45.97] cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!!
[03:47.95] See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact
[03:49.45] But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh!
[03:52.50] But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D.
[03:55.11] They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee
[03:57.65] and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault
[04:00.39] So don' t do drugs, and do exactly as I don' t,
[04:02.53] cause I' m bad for you
[04:04.10] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[04:06.23] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[04:08.86] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[04:11.14] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[04:14.14] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[04:16.86] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[04:19.82] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[04:22.17] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[04:25.40] Come on children, clap along SHUT UP!
[04:27.31] Sing along children Suck my motherfuckin dick!
[04:29.64] Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me!
[04:31.73] So don' t do drugs Suck my motherfuckin penis!
[04:34.11] so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit!
[04:50.74] So, fucked up, right now..
[00:01.98] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:05.12] Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:09.53] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:11.87] Children quiet down please
[00:14.36] Brian don' t throw that SHUT UP! Brian
[00:15.54] Mr. Shady will be your new substituteShady
[00:20.39] Good luck Mr. ShadyShady
[00:22.25] Hi there little boys and girls FUCK YOU!
[00:23.70] Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:26.48] But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh?
[00:28.64] Say hi Bob! " Hi Bob" Bob' s 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:32.03] and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:33.87] but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:37.50] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spotBob
[00:39.49] and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:42.14] when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:45.28] Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH!
[00:47.59] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:50.16] the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:53.11] ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:55.22] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[00:58.22] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:00.78] But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker
[01:03.23] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:05.70] You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr."
[01:08.72] He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:11.29] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:13.96] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:16.65] they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:19.20] And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:21.69] and what it might do to you
[01:23.46] So see if the squirrels want any it' s bad for you
[01:25.44] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[01:27.41] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[01:30.34] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[01:32.59] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[01:35.10] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[01:38.13] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[01:40.62] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[01:43.17] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[01:45.92] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:48.66] FUCK NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh?
[01:51.42] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:54.67] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:56.37] If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it
[01:58.72] Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:01.68] and spinal fluid is final, you won' t get it back
[02:04.18] So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back
[02:06.53] Meet Zach, twentyone years old
[02:09.07] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:12.03] and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys
[02:14.62] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:17.65] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:20.89] and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
[02:22.65] His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches
[02:25.60] He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH tā zài Donald de dì tǎn shàng,
[02:27.39] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:30.18] " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:32.62] cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny
[02:35.36] So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:38.03] Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over
[02:40.30] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga
[02:43.56] And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:45.85] So don' t even feed that to squirrels class, cause it' s bad for you
[02:49.57] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[02:51.79] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[02:53.91] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[02:56.20] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[02:59.08] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[03:01.93] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[03:04.53] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[03:07.56] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[03:09.61] And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:13.19] problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:15.43] It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:17.90] bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:20.57] Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:23.15] And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em..
[03:26.47] And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what?
[03:28.79] Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair
[03:31.11] Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire Mr. Shady
[03:33.70] Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh?
[03:37.02] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:39.68] Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms?
[03:42.05] I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come?
[03:45.97] cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!!
[03:47.95] See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact
[03:49.45] But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh!
[03:52.50] But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D.
[03:55.11] They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee
[03:57.65] and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault
[04:00.39] So don' t do drugs, and do exactly as I don' t,
[04:02.53] cause I' m bad for you
[04:04.10] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[04:06.23] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[04:08.86] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[04:11.14] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[04:14.14] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[04:16.86] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[04:19.82] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[04:22.17] Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay?
[04:25.40] Come on children, clap along SHUT UP!
[04:27.31] Sing along children Suck my motherfuckin dick!
[04:29.64] Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me!
[04:31.73] So don' t do drugs Suck my motherfuckin penis!
[04:34.11] so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit!
[04:50.74] So, fucked up, right now..
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