Jim and Jack and Hank Lyrics
| Song | Jim and Jack and Hank |
| Artist | Alan Jackson |
| Album | Angels and Alcohol |
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| Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming | |
| Rather clear what’s taking place. You were holding on to Louie | |
| He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to break | |
| Well then you picked up Chloe. She knew y’all were going | |
| She started barking like a tank. I was shocked and I was joking, | |
| But I would not be longing. Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| (ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis | |
| Take what’s left there in the bank | |
| Take your flat iron and your curlers | |
| Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked | |
| Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies | |
| To me you’re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby | |
| I don’t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching | |
| That little dog right in your lap | |
| I have become a little sad and I called up my old Dad | |
| He said son you just woke me from my nap | |
| I told him you had left me. He said now son don’t you hate me | |
| You know exactly what I think. You know you’re better off | |
| You can fish and you can golf. You still got Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| (ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis | |
| Take what’s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers | |
| Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked | |
| Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies | |
| To me you’re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby | |
| I don’t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| That’s right ,,,,,Instrumental break | |
| So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn’t crank | |
| I started feeling empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| (ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis | |
| Take what’s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers | |
| Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked | |
| Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies | |
| To me you’re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby | |
| I don’t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| Yeh now go on and leave me baby I don’t need you I got Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| That’s right, you go ahead, I’ll be A okay Cause I got Jose, Captain Morgan | |
| Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merel, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash | |
| How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there when it’s sun shining, | |
| George Strait an old friend Can’t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends | |
| I’m gonna clean out the whole closet, baby | |
| All Yeah,,,,,,, Goodbye |
| Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming | |
| Rather clear what' s taking place. You were holding on to Louie | |
| He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to break | |
| Well then you picked up Chloe. She knew y' all were going | |
| She started barking like a tank. I was shocked and I was joking, | |
| But I would not be longing. Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| ch Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis | |
| Take what' s left there in the bank | |
| Take your flat iron and your curlers | |
| Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked | |
| Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies | |
| To me you' re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby | |
| I don' t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching | |
| That little dog right in your lap | |
| I have become a little sad and I called up my old Dad | |
| He said son you just woke me from my nap | |
| I told him you had left me. He said now son don' t you hate me | |
| You know exactly what I think. You know you' re better off | |
| You can fish and you can golf. You still got Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| ch Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis | |
| Take what' s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers | |
| Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked | |
| Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies | |
| To me you' re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby | |
| I don' t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| That' s right ,,,,, Instrumental break | |
| So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn' t crank | |
| I started feeling empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| ch Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis | |
| Take what' s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers | |
| Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked | |
| Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies | |
| To me you' re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby | |
| I don' t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| Yeh now go on and leave me baby I don' t need you I got Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| That' s right, you go ahead, I' ll be A okay Cause I got Jose, Captain Morgan | |
| Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merel, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash | |
| How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there when it' s sun shining, | |
| George Strait an old friend Can' t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends | |
| I' m gonna clean out the whole closet, baby | |
| All Yeah,,,,,,, Goodbye |
| Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming | |
| Rather clear what' s taking place. You were holding on to Louie | |
| He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to break | |
| Well then you picked up Chloe. She knew y' all were going | |
| She started barking like a tank. I was shocked and I was joking, | |
| But I would not be longing. Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| ch Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis | |
| Take what' s left there in the bank | |
| Take your flat iron and your curlers | |
| Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked | |
| Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies | |
| To me you' re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby | |
| I don' t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching | |
| That little dog right in your lap | |
| I have become a little sad and I called up my old Dad | |
| He said son you just woke me from my nap | |
| I told him you had left me. He said now son don' t you hate me | |
| You know exactly what I think. You know you' re better off | |
| You can fish and you can golf. You still got Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| ch Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis | |
| Take what' s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers | |
| Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked | |
| Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies | |
| To me you' re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby | |
| I don' t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| That' s right ,,,,, Instrumental break | |
| So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn' t crank | |
| I started feeling empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| ch Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis | |
| Take what' s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers | |
| Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked | |
| Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies | |
| To me you' re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby | |
| I don' t need you, I got,,,, Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| Yeh now go on and leave me baby I don' t need you I got Jim and Jack and Hank | |
| That' s right, you go ahead, I' ll be A okay Cause I got Jose, Captain Morgan | |
| Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merel, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash | |
| How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there when it' s sun shining, | |
| George Strait an old friend Can' t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends | |
| I' m gonna clean out the whole closet, baby | |
| All Yeah,,,,,,, Goodbye |
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