| [00:02.00] | 哎呀我的个娘呀 |
| [00:04.33] | 我手机掉功德箱里了 |
| [00:08.00] | 这回啊我算彻底完了蛋了 |
| [00:11.50] | 少林十八铜人就盯着我看了 |
| [00:16.03] | 我想要把手机捞出来吧 |
| [00:19.05] | 也哆嗦金链子带手表又全掉进去了 |
| [00:23.76] | 这个老方丈拍着巴掌就下来了 |
| [00:26.90] | 说谢谢施主 |
| [00:29.02] | 然后端着个功德箱就跑了 |
| [00:32.82] | 唉 |
| [00:34.00] | 我的哥 |
| [00:36.09] | 快报警 |
| [00:38.00] | 欸，你先从那十八铜人阵里闯出来再说啊 |
| [00:02.00] | ai ya wo de ge niang ya |
| [00:04.33] | wo shou ji diao gong de xiang li le |
| [00:08.00] | zhe hui a wo suan che di wan le dan le |
| [00:11.50] | shao lin shi ba tong ren jiu ding zhe wo kan le |
| [00:16.03] | wo xiang yao ba shou ji lao chu lai ba |
| [00:19.05] | ye duo suo jin lian zi dai shou biao you quan diao jin qu le |
| [00:23.76] | zhe ge lao fang zhang pai zhe ba zhang jiu xia lai le |
| [00:26.90] | shuo xie xie shi zhu |
| [00:29.02] | ran hou duan zhe ge gong de xiang jiu pao le |
| [00:32.82] | ai |
| [00:34.00] | wo de ge |
| [00:36.09] | kuai bao jing |
| [00:38.00] | ai, ni xian cong na shi ba tong ren zhen li chuang chu lai zai shuo a |
| [00:02.00] | āi yā wǒ de gè niáng ya |
| [00:04.33] | wǒ shǒu jī diào gōng dé xiāng lǐ le |
| [00:08.00] | zhè huí a wǒ suàn chè dǐ wán le dàn le |
| [00:11.50] | shǎo lín shí bā tóng rén jiù dīng zhe wǒ kàn le |
| [00:16.03] | wǒ xiǎng yào bǎ shǒu jī lāo chū lái ba |
| [00:19.05] | yě duō suo jīn liàn zǐ dài shǒu biǎo yòu quán diào jìn qù le |
| [00:23.76] | zhè gè lǎo fāng zhàng pāi zhe bā zhǎng jiù xià lái le |
| [00:26.90] | shuō xiè xiè shī zhǔ |
| [00:29.02] | rán hòu duān zhe gè gōng dé xiāng jiù pǎo le |
| [00:32.82] | āi |
| [00:34.00] | wǒ de gē |
| [00:36.09] | kuài bào jǐng |
| [00:38.00] | āi, nǐ xiān cóng nà shí bā tóng rén zhèn lǐ chuǎng chū lái zài shuō a |
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